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After re-reading Watchmen, I don't think it's actually a good story. You can see where modern comic rot comes from when you read it. Fuck it. This might not seem to make sense at a cursory glance, but I really do think it was the cape comic equivalent of The Last Jedi. Only it doesn't directly ruin a universe of heroes but indirectly ruins the zeitgeist through making a bunch of retards think capes being fuckups was some kind of genius idea. The entire narrative is disjointed beyond belief. And a full third of it is just Laurie complaining about her life.

I read Miracle Man shortly before it and wish that took off nearly to the degree Watchmen did because it was still an actual cape story instead of subversive garbage.

Where you could try to make the argument Watchmen was more a Grecian tragedy, no hero willingly murders millions of helpless people and no hero stands by and does nothing after because muh greater good (this is why everyone loves Rorschach even if they don't agree with him as a person or politically). This is what people think Watchmen is close to. Because Miracle Man actually does bring paradise to Earth and actually does act like a hero saving people before it.

The tragedy is utopianism is ultimately inhuman, especially when you're ruled by a bunch of literal aliens and their human demigods brought about by science experiments.
Problem with Alan Moore and Neil gaiman is they're pretentious faggots who should've worked in literature. Theyve repeatedly talked about comics in a demanding way since the 80s and their entire shtick was injecting philosophy and literacy into capeshit. It wasn't just flavour like with other brits, it was the entire point of the story. Watchmen is good when you look at it as og dc heroes doing fucked up shit irl, which is what moore intended before dc didn't want to give him rights to their legacy characters just for them to be killed off. Instead of Superman types saving cats on trees or punching bad guys, they would be alcoholic depressives with personality problems. In fact people know peacemaker now cause of James Gunn but the comedian was originally intended to be peacemaker and he would be killed off in dcs main continuity. Blue beetle is another, nite owl was supposed to be blue beetle. It's the same thing with his pitch for twilight of the superheroes, the armageddon event which wouldve killed off the justice league. Miracleman is also the same thing but for a British superhero. It was nice for what it is but it's not serious literature and the more people push that angle, the less serious it looks. Lot of it is just tripe, you can like it but its not a five star meal. I would go one step further to say that all of modern comic rot comes from Alan Moore, but not from watchmen, it comes from a book called promethea which, I seem to be the only person who's read it. It's one of the first quirky YA type isekais in contemporary fiction, the percy jackson harry potter type thing and it's very very bad. Watchmen had influence on superhero deconstructionism and sorta ruined capeshit for a while but promethea influenced almost all of YA writing indirectly, inspiring all the purple hairs of today. I also want to say league of extraordinary gentlemen did some damage but it's not that bad.
 
As I understand it, Miracleman is Captain Marvel (Shazam).
The pre dc acquisition Captain Marvel, when he still belonged to the british fawcett comics in the 50s. This was also before the DC lawsuit and what moore did was update the character who was a part of British collective consciousness. This is basically moores thing, he was the boomer version of "that thing you loved as a child, well that's gay now" except edgy and depressing instead of gay. Shazam is a derivative rebrand dc did later on I think. It's the same for peacemaker, blue beetle, the question and all the other supes who were originally going to be the watchmen, all dc acquisitions from charlton comics.
 
After re-reading Watchmen, I don't think it's actually a good story. You can see where modern comic rot comes from when you read it. Fuck it. This might not seem to make sense at a cursory glance, but I really do think it was the cape comic equivalent of The Last Jedi. Only it doesn't directly ruin a universe of heroes but indirectly ruins the zeitgeist through making a bunch of retards think capes being fuckups was some kind of genius idea. The entire narrative is disjointed beyond belief. And a full third of it is just Laurie complaining about her life.
I read WMen again recently, and I kind of agree. Back in the 80s heroes started having some flaws to make them more human, but they weren't defined by said flaws (yet). I would say that The Killing Joke also did a lot of damage to the hero genre, but that one was meant to be a non-canon one-shot, for what's worth.

(this is why everyone loves Rorschach even if they don't agree with him as a person or politically).
He also had a sob backstory that wasn't used to justify him being a villain, unlike many bad guys today, and he even tried to do good. He went through the Punisher route after witnessing an horryfying crime, which sounds plausible. I dunno if NY is this edgy, but the situations you see in the comic make me wonder if everyone here is as deranged as the average cyberpunk psycho, such as that woman who was being murdered screaming for minutes and yet everyone ignored her. I remember some detractors of Rors ranting about how he's an unreliable narrator... But I don't see this being brought anywhere. He was the only one doing shit.
Manhattan is also both depressing and boring despite his literal godlike power: He revolutionized tech with ease, can create multiple bodies doing independent actions, and yet he wasn't able to stop the proliferation of nukes and/or stop commie Russia? The Justice League deals with situations like that every Monday or so.
Manhattan can also see the future but he's too autistic to do anything about it, so it's kinda a waste.

The ending was innovative back then as the bad guy wins, but not so much today.

Problem with Alan Moore and Neil gaiman is they're pretentious faggots who should've worked in literature.
Gaiman is also a presumed sex pest, which explains a lot about the treatment of women in Sandman, and the hilariously large presence of rapists in said comic. Oh, and child abuse just because.
 
After re-reading Watchmen, I don't think it's actually a good story. You can see where modern comic rot comes from when you read it. Fuck it. This might not seem to make sense at a cursory glance, but I really do think it was the cape comic equivalent of The Last Jedi. Only it doesn't directly ruin a universe of heroes but indirectly ruins the zeitgeist through making a bunch of retards think capes being fuckups was some kind of genius idea. The entire narrative is disjointed beyond belief. And a full third of it is just Laurie complaining about her life.
both watchmen and Metal Gear Solid 2 are stories where halfway through you realize the story has unreliable narrators, forcing you to engage with it intellectually or you just miss the point entirely. the problem with engaging with them intellectually is that they aren't actually THAT deep so for a vast majority of the people it's railroading them through Baby's First Literary Analysis and they're not really capable of engaging with a text on that level.

i think it's an issue of writing a text that's too high-concept for the medium. Half Life 2 has a flat out avante garde narrative framing device but nobody gets filtered because they didnt understand what you were doing in that game
 
The pre dc acquisition Captain Marvel, when he still belonged to the british fawcett comics in the 50s. This was also before the DC lawsuit and what moore did was update the character who was a part of British collective consciousness. This is basically moores thing, he was the boomer version of "that thing you loved as a child, well that's gay now" except edgy and depressing instead of gay. Shazam is a derivative rebrand dc did later on I think. It's the same for peacemaker, blue beetle, the question and all the other supes who were originally going to be the watchmen, all dc acquisitions from charlton comics.
Captain Marvel (Shazam) came from Fawcett Comics.
DC was ass mad he was more popular than Superman and sued.
Blah blah, but yeah, I generally agree.
 
Gaiman is also a presumed sex pest, which explains a lot about the treatment of women in Sandman, and the hilariously large presence of rapists in said comic. Oh, and child abuse just because
And Alan Moore was one of the first practitioners of polyamory, had two wives simultaneously, one of whom begot him leah moore who was raised in that household. Eventually both of them left him and he married the child porn lady, Melinda gebbie (I'm frankly amazed that I remember her name off the top of my head), who he did the child porn book with, lost girls. I would bet a kidney that the dr Manhattan infidelity storyline is a freudian slip by him and he sees himself in dr manhattan somewhat, explaining his seething hatred for rorschach fans.
both watchmen and Metal Gear Solid 2 are stories where halfway through you realize the story has unreliable narrators, forcing you to engage with it intellectually or you just miss the point entirely. the problem with engaging with them intellectually is that they aren't actually THAT deep so for a vast majority of the people it's railroading them through Baby's First Literary Analysis and they're not really capable of engaging with a text on that level.

i think it's an issue of writing a text that's too high-concept for the medium. Half Life 2 has a flat out avante garde narrative framing device but nobody gets filtered because they didnt understand what you were doing in that game
It's not, it's just basic political commentary in American comics, not that high concept. Including infidelity alcoholism rape and other things is not high concept. I'll tell you what's high concept, the boys, punisher max, fury my war gone by, captain america/punisher blood and glory, daredevil born again, these comics deal with themes which will never age and have concepts like the military industrial complex, corporate interference in government, surveillance, patriotism, warmongering, political cynicism, military exploitation etc etc. Its way more mature than "what if hero was a drunk rapist and villain won".
 
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I really like the Odyssey qnd this time I did read the spanish 75 pages adaptions from the 70s-80s. They change lots of stuff but ai was surprised at how good the narrative was compared to capeshit from the same time with the superfluous dialogue and description.
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Also after years of procrastinating I finally started reading Arawn. It really feels like an edgy OC but it is just mythology again lol. Also it was funny that it was born genderless and only after becoming an adult it got a dick. So it is like a tranny/pooner in some way
 
Alan Moore sees himself as Doctor Manhattan, Ozymandias is what he’d want an IRL superhero to be and everything he really hates in this world became Rorschach. Nite Owl is the contemporary superhero, impotent, fat, living in the past and questioning an American Dream he let die.

He even uses Rorschach not having sex as an insult to people who like him. Because he seethes so hard and it really chaps his ass that especially in the Snyder flick, Rorschach is the only person worthy of being called a hero in that universe

He’s a broken, violent, stinky little weirdo who in every outcome should’ve been another statistic. But in spite of having his image of sex forever ruined by being born to a whore, beaten from the moment he could comprehend misery, exposed to the filth of society every day and shell-shocked to hell and back, he’s still doing his small part to make things better. The only one at the start of the book, still doing his job.

He’s scrappy, he’s the underdog, you root for the little guy.

“Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon.”
-Rorschach
 
both watchmen and Metal Gear Solid 2 are stories where halfway through you realize the story has unreliable narrators, forcing you to engage with it intellectually or you just miss the point entirely. the problem with engaging with them intellectually is that they aren't actually THAT deep so for a vast majority of the people it's railroading them through Baby's First Literary Analysis and they're not really capable of engaging with a text on that level.
i read that comment about these two, but I disagree. To be unreliable narrators, you would have to see evidence that contradicts what the narrator says, which doesn't really happen in Watchmen IIRC (sure, Ror is insane, but he doesn't seem to hallucinate the main plot), and MGS2's plot devolves into a grocery list of common cyberpunk plot-points that had been talked about for decades by then (and done better in Deus Ex 1), as well as seething hatred towards the fanbase in the form of Raiden, made to piss off the fans.

And Alan Moore was one of the first practitioners of polyamory, had two wives simultaneously, one of whom begot him leah moore who was raised in that household. Eventually both of them left him and he married the child porn lady, Melinda gebbie (I'm frankly amazed that I remember her name off the top of my head), who he did the child porn book with, lost girls. I would bet a kidney that the dr Manhattan infidelity storyline is a freudian slip by him and he sees himself in dr manhattan somewhat, explaining his seething hatred for rorschach fans.
Didn't know much about Moore, jeez.
For what's worth, Adam Strong's stories don't seem to be terrible... Right? First ones at least.
Your comment would explain why Dr. Manhattan is incapable of changing the world for good despite having the power to do so, and having done so already before the comic began. Oh, and America becomes a super-totalitarian rightwing dictatorship that fires against protesters just because.

It's not, it's just basic political commentary in American comics, not that high concept. Including infidelity alcoholism rape and other things is not high concept. I'll tell you what's high concept, the boys, punisher max, fury my war gone by, captain america/punisher blood and glory, daredevil born again, these comics deal with themes which will never age and have concepts like the military industrial complex, corporate interference in government, surveillance, patriotism, warmongering, political cynicism, military exploitation etc etc. Its way more mature than "what if hero was a drunk rapist and villain won".
The Boys? Really? Isn't that edgefest made by people who hate superheroes?

Alan Moore sees himself as Doctor Manhattan, Ozymandias is what he’d want an IRL superhero to be and everything he really hates in this world became Rorschach. Nite Owl is the contemporary superhero, impotent, fat, living in the past and questioning an American Dream he let die.
Owl also fails to act when the world needed him the most because that was the easiest choice.
Although I'm not sure what could have made to prevent Watch's America going down the drain, since Ozy was right there behind the scenes being an one-man conspiracy group.

“Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon.”
-Rorschach
This was meant to be radical and extreme but, once again, some leftists seem to ignore that sometimes radical options are preferable when the alternative is much worse, such as having Ozymandias, responsible for killing millions and poisoning the mind of future generations due to psychic feedback, rule the world, compared to the risk of a nuclear war that Manhattan could easily disable by covering America with a forcefield or some shit.
The "sequel" by Tom King about Ror not only is not about the character despite figuring in the damn cover, but it also shat on the alien plot-point by representing those paranoid about aliens as right-wing nuts obsessed with guns, akin to radical cults... Except for the point they're completely right, as it was all part of a conspiracy that the comic conveniently ignores.
 
i read that comment about these two, but I disagree. To be unreliable narrators, you would have to see evidence that contradicts what the narrator says, which doesn't really happen in Watchmen IIRC (sure, Ror is insane, but he doesn't seem to hallucinate the main plot), and MGS2's plot devolves into a grocery list of common cyberpunk plot-points that had been talked about for decades by then (and done better in Deus Ex 1), as well as seething hatred towards the fanbase in the form of Raiden, made to piss off the fans.
you're missing the forest for the trees. I'm using unreliable narrarator for lack of a better term - raiden and rorschach are the perspective through which we view the story but there are explicit moments where they come to realize their understanding of previous events was incorrect and they have to recontextualize them. in watchman the black freighter B story is literally railroading you through all of the thematics of that. Yeah, that's just like... character development, the problem is that we're talking about things that teenagers consume.

Just because you know the order of the events that transpired doesn't mean you understand WHY they transpired. I read the whole thing when i was like ~15 and i enjoyed it greatly but really had to re-read it again when i was in my 20's to actually understand it because my frontal lobe wasn't developed enough and i wasn't thinking deeply enough. I'm not saying that to glaze the book, it's very disjointed and chronologically confusing and has characters that are difficult to tell apart. i think it contributes to the problems raised earlier about edgelord bullshit, a lot of people who read it didn't really understand it because they were approaching it like a comic book instead of an avante-garde novel, and that's a failure of trying to make a work that dense and lacking in a clear interpretation in the comic book medium.

the masses who consume it are going to drag it down to their level and fail to see the point it was trying to make. you have to make the retard-level superficial interpretation of the plot align with your avante garde edgelord shit if you want it to be a viable product for the masses
 
I reread Watchmen in 2019 and I still think it holds up. Is it the great comic storyline ever written? No it's not, and it's not, there were things like Squadron Supreme earlier on that were playing around with similar ideas (Squadron Supreme is incredibly underrated, please read it).
I love Dave Gibbons artwork, his page layouts, panels, use of color, fully maximizes comics as a medium and that's what I would say is where Watchmen truly holds up. But when it comes to the story, as much as I like it, I fundamentally disagree with Moore's position that Ozymandias and Doctor Manhattan are in the right. As gross as Rorschach is being a manlet and semihomeless, how fucking bleak is the world of Watchmen where he's the most heroic? Rorschach is the only one that has integrity and embodies what it means to be a hero, for all his faults. Ironically, that deconstruction while at the same time building up Rorschach to be the real hero that he is in the story, I think is Watchmen's greatest strength, and its unfortunate that Moore couldn't/can't see that.
 
The Boys? Really? Isn't that edgefest made by people who hate superheroes?
Garth Ennis likes superheroes, at least some of them from DC. He made the Boys for two reasons: to mock 90s/2000s capeshit culture around Marvel and DC (Remember, he was doing the Boys while also doing Punisher, Ghost Rider, Thor and other stuff for Marvel) and to make a critique/satire of the Bush administration and 2000s corporatism. The second part not many people know about, most of the people who get their info about the Boys from the internet thinks its just an edgefest about superheroes when really, theres a lot of jabs at Bush and corporations as much as there is edge. Vought is a megacorp which controls everything, government contracts, media, sciences wrt medicine and healthcare, lobbying, even being outright able to buy politicians or place their own in an attempt to push their shit onto the public, especially the supe shit. The Boys in universe are actually a group funded and armed by ex vought and government people who were scorned by them, hated their corporatism and/or hated supe shit and they specifically recruit or aid people who are against the superheroes, seeing them as a military arm of a corporation which has seeped into everything. The comedy comes from how these superheroes are actually a bunch of depraved, stunted, retarded psychopaths who think they actually rule the world when theyre just the attack dogs of a megacorp used to do their bidding, who can be put down in an instant. I dont need to explain how the show ruined this concept, in more ways than one. And in that there are a lot of smaller character arcs which borrow heavily from existing archetypes but in a way which modernizes them quite well (the country mouse whose worldview is shattered when it moves to the city, the cynic who is beginning to hate the world due to one bad day, the father who is hated by the people who he tries to help, the man who is consumed by vengeance despite reassuring himself that he is in the right)
 
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I reread Watchmen in 2019 and I still think it holds up. Is it the great comic storyline ever written? No it's not, and it's not, there were things like Squadron Supreme earlier on that were playing around with similar ideas (Squadron Supreme is incredibly underrated, please read it).
I love Dave Gibbons artwork, his page layouts, panels, use of color, fully maximizes comics as a medium and that's what I would say is where Watchmen truly holds up. But when it comes to the story, as much as I like it, I fundamentally disagree with Moore's position that Ozymandias and Doctor Manhattan are in the right. As gross as Rorschach is being a manlet and semihomeless, how fucking bleak is the world of Watchmen where he's the most heroic? Rorschach is the only one that has integrity and embodies what it means to be a hero, for all his faults. Ironically, that deconstruction while at the same time building up Rorschach to be the real hero that he is in the story, I think is Watchmen's greatest strength, and its unfortunate that Moore couldn't/can't see that.
watchmen ends with a tight shot of a hand grabbing rorschach's diary after re-iterating the whole silk spectre throughline about how you can't cover up trauma in the past because it makes it more obvious in the future. If he did that without the expectation that people would interpret rorschach as being ultimately vindicated then i don't know what the fuck else he was trying to do
 
that Manhattan could easily disable by covering America with a forcefield or some shit.
This is the one thing I'll push back on because at that point in the story it was clear that Manhattan was not even remotely capable of being handed that level of outside trust. Ozymandias would have been familiar with his actions (or inactions) in Vietnam and would have seen the writing on the wall as to his recent instabilities even before the induced cancer scare. In his own mind, Veidt would have probably rationalized this as akin to setting off a bomb early by triggering Manhattan now while there was still a chance he had a semblance of human empathy in him. Wait much longer, and they may have had a Warren Ellis Supergod (Christ, I wish I could forget having read that book) situation where all powerful beings are just content to sit back and watch the fireworks or even make some of their own.
 
This is the one thing I'll push back on because at that point in the story it was clear that Manhattan was not even remotely capable of being handed that level of outside trust
This makes you wonder why didn't America push Manhattan to destroy Russia early while he was still sane-r back then, instead of winning Vietnam, then watch how the world breaks down to pieces and do fuck all.
Or use all of these new technologies to do something about it.
 
Holy shit blogspot is a treasure mine for comics. These niggas have the most hyperfocused interest in all things comics. I dont think people understand how much variety comics used to have when it was a dominant media before films and games. Even smaller countries like Portugal was releasing lots of stuff of all genres.

And they even translate into their own language for their community, just like that the manga scans scene. And how they focus on stuff that they just fucking enjoy like children's comics from their childhood. Man I am discovering so much shit. I don't even speak spanish but I will DEFINITELY read this comic about Lucy.

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Jesus this comic autism is getting too intense. There is a Spanish blog about... Dogs in comics. A complete turbo autistic argentinian woman who manages the blog. It isn't about comics that have dogs as protagonists or main character. It is any instance of dogs in comics of all around the world


And another example of how great comics used to be: you know comic adaptations of films? That alongside novelizations were the way to experience the film story before home video and streaming were a thing, so they could make a quick buck. Nowadays it is more rare for it to exist. This other blog compiles and create cbr documents with the comic adaptation of various films around the world. (And gives info on the films too) The art is rough and you get those 4 tones misprints all over the page like this top gun

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Each book has a collection of this amount of films being adapted. Such an amazing collection that would never exist in print.
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Garth Ennis likes superheroes, at least some of them from DC.
He's gone on record multiple times that he HATES superheroes. Except for Superman but that's it. Hitman, The Pro and The Boys are all about his contempt for the genre and the characters. Which is funny because Hitman #34 is generally considered one of the best Superman stories of all time, and showed that if he could just get over himself, he'd be a pretty solid superhero writer.

But back in the 90s, he was able to keep his seething hate for anything he dislikes under wraps. He doesn't really go that far on Hitman and while Preacher was his screed against Christianity, it also had a solid story behind it with enjoyable characters. By Ennis' own admission, as he got older, his tolerance for things he found dumb dissipated, which is why The Boys is just edgelord whining compared to the more restrained but still angry takedown that was Preacher.
 
He's gone on record multiple times that he HATES superheroes. Except for Superman but that's it. Hitman, The Pro and The Boys are all about his contempt for the genre and the characters. Which is funny because Hitman #34 is generally considered one of the best Superman stories of all time, and showed that if he could just get over himself, he'd be a pretty solid superhero writer.

But back in the 90s, he was able to keep his seething hate for anything he dislikes under wraps. He doesn't really go that far on Hitman and while Preacher was his screed against Christianity, it also had a solid story behind it with enjoyable characters. By Ennis' own admission, as he got older, his tolerance for things he found dumb dissipated, which is why The Boys is just edgelord whining compared to the more restrained but still angry takedown that was Preacher.
Just because somebody says they hate something doesn't mean he actually does
 
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