Also hopeful: the next bankruptcy won't be held over the phone precided by some boomer judge who won't wait until the end of the day because it was "special circimstance" and actually knows a thing or two about internet personalities.
I see this a lot and I just want to say something about this because people seem confused/shocked/or just don't understand this, but a Chapter 7 Bankruptcy takes around six months for your debt to discharged and after that, you're free to take out as many credit cards and loans that you possibly want. Sure, it's going to be all predatory ones, but you can still get them. Don't be surprised if his second bankruptcy is just as bad as his first one despite having less time to accrue such a hefty debt.
I want the retard loan shark that lends out to DSP. Because breaking knees doesn't make money, and if they thought they could get anything from him, I feel they could also be thwarted by some Bugs Bunny shit
Bankruptcy is better than his Momwifes cooking, he had to doordash every meal, nothing he could do
Affirm is a hellva drug. those 26-29% interest rates are too tempting!
idk, hasn't his MO for upcoming bills always been to turn up the begging? putting money aside is not very Phil like. he might have found a new mobile game or just finally decided to fix their showers and dishwasher.
bets on whether he's narcissistic/stupid enough to go with something DSP related for his account name?
