Speedrunning Thread / Speedrunner Community - GOTTA GO FAST

I have to assume this is malicious botting right? Just to make fun of the fact that GDQ is constantly coping and dilating and pretending to definitely not be mad about the verifiable fact that less and less people give one iota of a fuck about their charade with every passing 6 months? Twitch apparently rolled out a bunch of safeguards against bots or made that change so that only "real" or "verified" viewers count as active watchers, so maybe that's why the botting is happening on YouTube because those numbers are just easier to fudge because there are less checks?

It can't be viral or organic viewership, otherwise there'd be a correlating uptick in social media buzz like with some influencer(s) and their entire audiences somehow only just now discovering GDQ and thus sending an increasing spike of traffic their way, a spike that even ignores the expected downturn of viewership in the late PM / early AM hours.
It is 100% malicious botting. The same thing happens to vtubers pretty often from what I can gather. The /r/speedrun defence force is running damage control. Too many ads on twitch so everyone moved even though twitch viewership didn't change, da algo picked it up, the games being shown resonate better with the youtube audience (????) etc.
 
Lol
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Lmao, even
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Troon and complainer Carrarium shared Spike's Gaza spiel for asspats
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Also it's fucking flooded with "I just ran (insrt obscure game here), AMA!"
No one cares you ran some Ed, Edd, n Eddy game.
 
It's over. No appearance from CoolMatty this time. Despite being the lowest viewed GDQ this decade, it still made more than SGDQ2025.
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It actually drives me nuts that there are actual problems with the event and they won't do anything about it except to go "erm I guess you hate trannies then chud??"

"I think the hosts should be chosen based on technical skill and teaching ability, I feel like that hasn't been prioritized much recently"

"OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU HATE TRANS PEOPLE"
It hasn't been that way since... I forget the year, but when that Princess Proto freak was first seen running a lot of the stuff. If I'm not mistaken, that's also the same year that the "women speedrunners" picture was taken, and it's a bunch of fat balding dudes around a table (Princess Proto was one of them). I'm sure it was worse a few years before; but that's when I really started to notice they're going to the trans. Then one year they had that dude who, I forget if it was during or right after his run, but he says something like "Can I get a shoutout to my girlfriend, she just started HRT today" or something like that. But point being, and I may be wrong, but to men, letting Princess Proto do his gay shit was the thin edge of the wedge that pushed it to the insane shit, like when they started listing pronouns for the runner and whoever's on the couch. Because even if you as an individual have the fortitude to stand up and tell them to shut the fuck up, because people want videogames, no one else will stand with you; especially not all the corporations and shit that use donations as tax write-offs. After that year, a lot of complaints came in about them, and instead of realizing they have a problem on their hands, they doubled down to protect trannies.

Drew a white line to Princess Proto, the weird fucking freak.

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Had the stream on for most of the event while working, and it was very forgettable. Lots of "who gives a shit" romhack runs with only 5 runners, 3 of them being on the couch. The type of shit Chibi would stream to a total of 2 viewers. Donation readers were especially obnoxious, feels like more than usual. We can't even have "comfy" runs anymore due to everything having to be a meme from either the audience or the host, and of course the usual tranny pandering. I can't think of a single highlight or even a funny lowlight. Just meh overall. Seeing their view count dip lower and lower is entertaining at least.

It hasn't been that way since... I forget the year, but when that Princess Proto freak was first seen running a lot of the stuff.
SGDQ 2016 I believe is when proto was first on screen and started it all. I remember the mods having to go full nuclear banning anyone in the chat making fun of him and his crew, leading to the boring and sanitized community we have now. It was the first domino to fall.
 
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Look chud, the idea of autistic men (vast majority of speedrunners) are being groomed into trooning out is TRANSPHOBIC.

also i'm going to dono to GDQ as a "catgirl" and brag about half of the people in the community trooning out. totally not related to the previous statement :3

*wild applause*

fucking horrific
 
GDQ announced on Xitter a collaboration with SNK (Shin Nihon Kikaku) to celebrate Metal Slug's 30th anniversary.

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The announcement wasn't well received by the trannies in the community due to SNK's ties to Saudi Arabia, so the collaboration was quickly cancelled.

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Lol, as if they didn't fucking know.
ETA: People are pointing out they're sponsored by AMD, also part Saudi owned and investing in data centers
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Lol
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The real tranny seethe was on Bsky of course.
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The horror!
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Did flygone do a run with the hijra she cheatd with? Or is that another mysterymeat tranny?
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I don't even like Werster but I miss the free-wheeling atmosphere that he thrived in. Upset that someone got called a nigger? Fine, you get to retaliate and call him a faggot. Oh, what he's not gay? That didn't bother him? Okay, well then maybe get some thicker skin (and get better at Mario too why the fuck is a 47th place leaderboard she/they troon like yourself even IN this room).
 
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Seems like they're settling in Minneaolis for good. On reason posited was a lack of escalator in Pittsubrgh because fatties can't do stairs, but I'm sure it being 'safe' for troons had no impact at all.

Funny they book in Hiltons though, considering they were pro-ICE this winter.

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So an event ran with a media conglomerate with Nazi ties started by a philantrophic billionaire with special interets in 'social impact.' Was Soros not enough? Maybe Bluesky should catch wind of this...
 
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The announcement wasn't well received by the trannies in the community due to SNK's ties to Saudi Arabia, so the collaboration was quickly cancelled.
the vod was still up so i captured the end of the SNK stream


not too exciting. feel bad for the huehues who wanted to speedrun but got shut down because GDQ are spineless faggots
 
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I've watched some of this faggot's videos and his titles imply that he's some kind of mathematician, who's going to break down some really complex stuff for finding game exploits and such, when in fact, he just takes really simple math and tries to make it sound much more complicated than it actually is.
 
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