Speculation: Amberlynn Reid's 100 day challenge

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Okay, so this is my first try with a thread...we are supposedly on Day 11 or 12 with this challenge, and she has not posted anything since Days 2-4, what you y'all think what happened? (other than the obvious BINGE!) Creative replies encouraged!
 
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WhatHappenedToOurSociety dijo:
Okay, so this is my first try with a thread...we are supposedly on Day 11 or 12 with this challenge, and she has not posted anything since Days 2-4, what you y'all think what happened? (methinks BINGE happened, lol!)
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somebody on the farms made an amazing flowchart for The Amberlynn Cycle.


But yeah, she definitely had a run-in with the binge monster.
 
It's very evident just from her reaction to questions on social media alone that she has given up already.

The question is, how spectacular was the failure? When exactly did she give up and take a trip to IHOP with Becky and fucking eat the place empty? It'd be very interesting to know the details but she won't tell us much willingly, I'm sure.

She could at least pretend to give a fuck. She could pretend that she is still trying, and be nice to her fans. She could have responded by saying that she has been recording, but hasn't uploaded yet. Its mind boggling to me that people watch her unironicallly.

I'm waiting for the inevitable passive aggressive video where she whines and cries about giving up after only 3 days of her "100 day challenge," and refuses to take responsibility.
 
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yup, seems like it, and after alllll those promises she made to document everything! LOL
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She doesn't care about documenting anything. She never has. As long as she can sit around and do nothing and earn her YouTube money, she'll continue to do the bare minimum. Till she keels over or people stop watching her and she actually has to put in some "effort". She has like 1500 videos that make her money from curious onlookers everyday.
 
She never fucking binges. Stop fucking encouraging Hamber to say it. All Hamber did was eat her normal amounts. So about 2000 calories per meal, and an extra 3 snacks that would feed a family of three. That's all it was.

Hamber never intended to try, it was just a quick way for asspats and shekels to buy more food to inhale. She's making her self an offering to Lord Beetus after all.
 
She said she was going to film every day but she didn't say she was going to post every day, boo boo. She said she was going to splice it together. You should have been listening to her video better.
 
Like every failed diet gimmick she failed beore she even started. Because she goes in expecting magic to happen, and the moment she feels her football field size stomach growls, and realizes it's actual work then shit's too real for her and she pulls the abort lever.
 
I'm optimistic that she's going to upload something in the next 24 hours detailing her failure and setting a NEW starting weight of 572. Expect a lot of crying, deflection, mentions of death, and a revisit to Weight Watchers because calorie counting is sooo not working for her.
 
Guardsman42 dijo:
She never [bleeding] binges. Stop [jumping] encouraging Hamber to say it. All Hamber did was eat her normal amounts. So about 2000 calories per meal, and an extra 3 snacks that would feed a family of three. That's all it was.

Hamber never intended to try, it was just a quick way for asspats and shekels to buy more food to inhale. She's making her self an offering to Lord Beetus after all.
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True. She is, dare I say, proud of her eating. She showed off her sweets before gobbling them all down in earlier videos. Her eating has only become more secretive because the "struggle" is no longer ignored by her viewers. They just see her as a liar now. A big sexy liar.
DubbleBubble dijo:
Like every failed diet gimmick she failed beore she even started. Because she goes in expecting magic to happen, and the moment she feels her football field size stomach growls, and realizes it's actual work then shit's too real for her and she pulls the abort lever.
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She wants to eat all the time and lose weight. Not a lot of weight, but enough that she can breathe while reclining and that he legs do not hurt when she stands up.
 
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I'm sure she's writing in her journal every day, deeply introspective and learning so much from exploring the writing prompts in the 100 Days of Weight Loss book she bought. She's weighing every day, just for her and charting it in her journal. She's learning to love herself and make food choices that will nourish and heal her body, like fresh vegetables and healthy fats.
 
So if it's been a week since her last video, which itself was snippets of 2 days put together, whatever she uploads next should be an Oscar-worthy masterpiece!! A week of no showering, a week of stuffing her fat face, a week on pillow mountain! a week of her not wearing any of her new cuyuuuute torrid tents!!! I'm at the edge of my seat gorls!!!
 
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