Soylent - Who is this for?

[Tranimal Farm]

There's a video I'm too lazy to look up of an interview with the guy who created Soylent. Moment he opened his mouth I knew he was autistic.

Was that the one he did with Neil deGrasse Tyson? Basically he made it for silicon valley keyboard jockeys who're too autistic to remember to eat.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Some madlad tried to survive on it for a week, his boobs probably increased tenfold. Only feeding it seems detrimental to possession of teeth.

Mainly necroing this thread to wonder if anyone has the full story on some Minecraft tuber named antvenom that had a meltdown after sponsoring soylent (tried searching the forums but it's mainly scattered mentions). And whether he created the stereotypical soyack or it's pretty funny coincidence.

 

[An Account]

Some madlad tried to survive on it for a week, his boobs probably increased tenfold. Only feeding it seems detrimental to possession of teeth.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AIvbzI-1_K0Mainly necroing this thread to wonder if anyone has the full story on some Minecraft tuber named antvenom that had a meltdown after sponsoring soylent (tried searching the forums but it's mainly scattered mentions). And whether he created the stereotypical soyack or it's pretty funny coincidence.

A lot of the comments are pretty funny, but there's some incredible cope in there.

Spoiler: Surprised

>I'm surprised that you didn't cover the reason that soy has it's online reputation because people thought it feminised you (spoiler, it doesn't)

Spoiler: bad faith

>Honestly i feel this was done in bad faith. You arent meant to replace every single one of your meals. Also, you should shake it before drinking. I have never had soylent or any similar product but this seems obvious to me.

Spoiler: bro science

>Thanks for not feeding into the bro science of thinking soylent makes you femenine because it contains phytoestrogens (which are not estrogens)

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

A lot of the comments are pretty funny, but there's some incredible cope in there.

Spoiler: Surprised

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>I'm surprised that you didn't cover the reason that soy has it's online reputation because people thought it feminised you (spoiler, it doesn't)
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Spoiler: bad faith

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>Honestly i feel this was done in bad faith. You arent meant to replace every single one of your meals. Also, you should shake it before drinking. I have never had soylent or any similar product but this seems obvious to me.
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Spoiler: bro science

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>Thanks for not feeding into the bro science of thinking soylent makes you femenine because it contains phytoestrogens (which are not estrogens)
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Poor guy tried to prevent a political shitstorm and still got one on both sides.

 

[Dave.]

"Life is like a video game" are truer words never spoken by some philosopher wearing his favorite plaid shirt and hipster glasses. And he's right, everyday we're trying hard to reach the next stage of our life and all the while collecting coins just so we can buy life upgrades and the next big product that comes out from our filthy rich bosses that we must tackle in our lives if we are to persevere in a world that is clearly against us. Fortunately, I may have unlocked the ultimate cheat code to nutrition. That's Soylent. The meal replacement option for people who don't have time to put down their daily gaming sessions of saving the Princess from Bowser or stopping the big bad evil guy during raid times in World of Warcraft offering just the right amount of nutrients to ensure you get through to the next level in your life. Personally, my favorite flavor is Mint Chocolate. The chocolately, cocoa flavor mixed with that minty finish is just perfection. And it contains high amounts of protein and vitamins that I have no regrets replacing it with my day to day avocado and toast breakfast meals that I have before going out and collecting coins.


But that's enough about Soylent, I'm curious to know if anyone else drinks this meal replacement. What are your favorite flavors? What other meal replacement drinks do you guys like to drink?

 

[Valstrax]

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"Life is like a video game" are truer words never spoken by some philosopher wearing his favorite plaid shirt and hipster glasses. And he's right, everyday we're trying hard to reach the next stage of our life and all the while collecting coins just so we can buy life upgrades and the next big product that comes out from our filthy rich bosses that we must tackle in our lives if we are to persevere in a world that is clearly against us. Fortunately, I may have unlocked the ultimate cheat code to nutrition. That's Soylent. The meal replacement option for people who don't have time to put down their daily gaming sessions of saving the Princess from Bowser or stopping the big bad evil guy during raid times in World of Warcraft offering just the right amount of nutrients to ensure you get through to the next level in your life. Personally, my favorite flavor is Mint Chocolate. The chocolately, cocoa flavor mixed with that minty finish is just perfection. And it contains high amounts of protein and vitamins that I have no regrets replacing it with my day to day avocado and toast breakfast meals that I have before going out and collecting coins.


But that's enough about Soylent, I'm curious to know if anyone else drinks this meal replacement. What are your favorite flavors? What other meal replacement drinks do you guys like to drink?

It's okay, April Fools is over. You can take off the clown mask now.

 

[Trench Raider]

I find something wierd about soylent marketing. It claims to be a future food that will solve world hunger and other issues, but the only consumers of this product are above average salary soyfolks from the tech sector. I've never seen this slop beeing given to the poor people in the africa by volunteers or other stuff like that. Instead it is consumed by those soyfolks because according to them "cooking is to time consuming" despite being rich enough to buy food from restaurants or other stuff like that.

 

[Brahma]

I find something wierd about soylent marketing. It claims to be a future food that will solve world hunger and other issues, but the only consumers of this product are above average salary soyfolks from the tech sector. I've never seen this slop beeing given to the poor people in the africa by volunteers or other stuff like that. Instead it is consumed by those soyfolks because according to them "cooking is to time consuming" despite being rich enough to buy food from restaurants or other stuff like that.

Funnily enough I don't think it's nutritious enough for palliative use. They give junkies and drunks stuff like Ensure because it's very calorically dense to keep them alive a while longer

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

Soylent does pretty much the same thing, it's literally just cheap grains suspended in water.

if i wanted to drink grain, i'd get a beer

probably also healthier

 

[sodaboard]

my dad was going to switch his entire diet onto nothing but soylent a few years ago. i told him about narcissa and what it turned him into and he immediately got scared straight and canceled his subscription before he even tried any of it.
probably the single best thing i've done for him

Spoiler: soy goblin

 

[Bingo Enjoyer]

they’re saying liquid salad is the next Soylent, wish me luck brothers https://www.drinkliquidplus.com/products/liquid-salad

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

they’re saying liquid salad is the next Soylent, wish me luck brothers https://www.drinkliquidplus.com/products/liquid-salad

this is less soy-like and more glorified baby food

 

[Brahma]

Isn't that just athletic greens or something with water added

 

[Bingo Enjoyer]

7/10 taste (just tastes like unsweetened apple cucumber kale juice), 4/10 vegetable content (“All-in-1 daily vegetable prebiotic fiber boost” apparently doesn’t mean what I thought it did), but it says it’s packed in china so there’s a strong possibility that no vegetables at all would be healthier than this in the long run. I got a months supply for $50 so I’m not upset but would not recommend, even if you liked Soylent

 

[babebibobu]

i like cacao flavor

 

[AfpelApple]

i like cacao flavor

doesnt every single soylent taste like chalk? or so i’ve heard

 

[Squanto Airi]

Soylent more like goylent

Gottem

 

[Nigger Kike]

over the past few days ive been drinking this instead of meals mostly because i am lazy, its allowed me to break out of my shell and has boosted my confidence. i dont see myself preparing my own meals in the near future
people seem paranoid more and more these days. like who needs tor to post memes on the farms? our a logs likely wont release our information and even than what are they gonna do with an ip address. loosen up a lil it makes life easier

 

[Valstrax]

7/10 taste (just tastes like unsweetened apple cucumber kale juice), 4/10 vegetable content (“All-in-1 daily vegetable prebiotic fiber boost” apparently doesn’t mean what I thought it did), but it says it’s packed in china so there’s a strong possibility that no vegetables at all would be healthier than this in the long run. I got a months supply for $50 so I’m not upset but would not recommend, even if you liked Soylent
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...So it's just a smoothie with extra steps?

 

[Bingo Enjoyer]

...So it's just a smoothie with extra steps?

So It’S jUsT lIkE a SmOoThIe WiTh ExTrA StEpS?