Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[Buno]

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[Gemerson]

How can you both believe in black holes and be a Christian? The process in which they were formed condradicts the 5000 year timespam of creationism.

Big Bang is Christian though.

 

[Gemerson]

Everyone need to get jobs, with the exception of @din du nuffin and @LarpBait

I'm working on it!

 

[Israel Light]

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star of david cookie cutter

 

[The Greatest Kiwifarmer]

NEWS: Another Lolicon on The Soybooru; Sextortionists And Comlords Have Infiltrated The Soyjak Party​

An article by The Greatest Kiwifarmer - Published July 28, 2026

Another Soybooru user has been found guilty of being a shemmycon. This comes as no surprise considering that this user was getting groomed in the edgesphere by the notorious doxxer and shemmycon distributor @Coalfarmer on Discord, a popular social media platform.

A question arises: what is happening to our youth? Simply put it, the Soybooru is not a safe space for 12 year old Indonesian kids. This is now the second time this week where a user was exposed as a shemmycon, and concerningly both of those users were underage and third world.

"Average Nuuru User" - Image credits to: Anonymous Editor on Memeburger.st, accessed July 28, 2026

Gapejaks_top_guy: Groomed, Extorted, Blackmailed​

Context:​

Just who is this random ass namefag literally nobody cares about? Nophono himself responds:

gapejaks_top_guy or gaypey is a Montenegrin SoyBooru drawfag who self inserts as Awardsan and is a self proclaimed moralfag. Despite drawing actual jaks, his most popular posts are usually AI Hunky Twink Sex Machines which get used as reaction images frequently. He is very new to the soysphere, joining sometime in early 2026 and has never used any soysphere site except for the SoyBooru and is not very fond of soysphere sites not owned by Quote. Despite this, he still hates the Booru's administration current and former admins, mainly Warrior-Z and Cobblestone. He likes Fundamental Paper Education and spams a 'toss of Miss Circle in Soybooru comments. He is also probably Awardsan but in real life.

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tl;dr 2026 soybooru namefag

Controversy:​

The controversy that has happened within the last few hours was that Gaypey (his abbreviated name) posted shemmycon femquote porn on the soybooru. It could be inferred that he was getting blackmailed to do so for his hazing ritual into the Order of Nine Angles.

This has been a serious issue as of lately, as more and more underage users reveal themselves to be underage, yet still pedophiles. The influence from the edgesphere has corrupted the sharty beyond repair.

Coalfarmer: Losers, Creeps, Pedos​

kek it was literally on Rule34
look up “Puppy play” on there Coalfarmer (talk) 01:21, 28 July 2026 (UTC)

The current sysadmin of the Chinny, Coalfarmer, was knowingly in contact with a minor and was knowingly sharing him shemmycon 'p drinkist jartycuckola.

I just saw it on Rule34 and assumed it was just regular porn I’m sorry dawg Coalfarmer (talk) 01:20, 28 July 2026 (UTC)

Playing it off, Chinnyfarmer tried making excuses on how the shemmycon he sent to the Indonesian soybooru minor gapejaks_top_guy was simply just "regular porn". A further investigation into this by the Memeburger.st Research and Development Branch suggests otherwise; this was in fact shemmycon porn of @SoyQuote on Rule34. (no source provided because im not a drinkist

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This is just as believable as d4vd saying he thought Celeste was 18. Riptide (talk) 03:49, 28 July 2026 (UTC)

The user "Riptide" would comment on the situation by saying that Coalburner wasn't true edgy enough because he was lying about grooming minors while D4VD was a real chinny nigga who said on foenem he was a child rapist.

Coalfarmer would later get kicked off the soysphere for not being pedophilic enough. It is assumed that he might be found lurking on discord.

Solutions; How Can The Grooming Epidemic Be Fixed?​

A solution to help fix the current child sextortion scandal on the Soybooru would be to shut it down. By shutting down the Soybooru, society would be better for all of us. There would be less kids getting groomed and the unfunny jannies that are left would have to finally get a job.

A second solution that could help fix the current issue would be to implement an Age Verification system. Users would have to submit a government ID to help confirm their age. To keep information private, it would be advisable to perhaps set up an AI to scan each document in order to (1) reduce human error, (2) reduce load on the administration, and (3) create a positive space for the target audience to thrive. By filtering out all of the 18 year old neurotypicals, the Soybooru can finally be in the vision that Ronald once envisioned.

Edit: nigga why does the sharty administration allow this shit back in my day you wouldve been stoned to death and rule 3ed for having a discord in bio

Email: gapejakstopguy@proton.me
Discord: @gapejaks_top_guy

Source: https://secapedia.org/index.php/User_talk:Coalfarmer https://soybooru.com/user/gapejaks_top_guy

 

[Jättineekeri]

NEWS: Another Lolicon on The Soybooru; Sextortionists And Comlords Have Infiltrated The Soyjak Party​

An article by The Greatest Kiwifarmer - Published July 28, 2026

 

[Dumbnigger69]

thank you @The Greatest Kiwifarmer for the informative post. its really looking quite grim. though it should come as no surprise that introducing children to a loli/pedophile obsessed "edgy" website/sphere would result in such things.

 

[Jättineekeri]

(no source provided because im not a drinkist

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Stop gatekeeping faggot

 

[Colon capital V]

>Ethan Ralph and-
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>*CRACK*
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>BLACKEDpornstar Scarlet Hampton have had a recorded domestic.
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I paused my REKT tranny death compilation [2026] to be here!!!

 

[Apu Wrangler]

@The Greatest Kiwifarmer is the hero we all need but don't deserve

 

[Dumbnigger69]

speak for yourself i deserve it

 

[Dumbnigger69]

because im super cool

 

[Buno]

Big Bang is Christian though.

if God used evolution to create Adam and Eve that would mean that death already existed before the Fall

 

[saturated trans fats]

This guy's is an interest to me. His videos seem so benign and he DFE's a lot.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BvTUK_piMLg
Now this may seem kind of boring and it is, but interestingly he has some crazy beef with some retarded guy called Jessie Donald. Most of it's been scrubbed and I wished I had archived it all. There's one archived video of Jessie Donald

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6fng6N6ajCE
I'm sure if I spent time to dig I could make a better post but these two are funny and it's some weird beef between two of Ontario's finest as far as I can tell.

Spoiler: Extra sperging

they had the same moderator on their live. I believe they were called Sonal and had a Squirtle avatar. They also moderate for someone named qwueenie who is a fat chug live streamer from Calgary Alberta. I meant to look more into them since they seemed to be facilitating a lot of drama between low viewer streamers in Canada. I wouldn't be surprised if it was some discord trolling group or weird shit tied to all this.

this is interesting and he keeps deleting everything but i would never ever archive anything by him

 

[goldjak]

A solution to help fix the current child sextortion scandal on the Soybooru would be to shut it down. By shutting down the Soybooru, society would be better for all of us. There would be less kids getting groomed and the unfunny jannies that are left would have to finally get a job.

Ermm no we cannot do that since that would mean we are taking soybooru seriously (htsm nazi transphobe clittycel cuck hunky behavior btw), and that's basically the worst fucking crime you can ever commit.

 

[goldjak]

NEWS: Another Lolicon on The Soybooru; Sextortionists And Comlords Have Infiltrated The Soyjak Party

@Israel Light
But it's just a chinny shitpost right so its no big deal don't worry xista it'll be alright so long he's just ironically spamming catgore. Even if it was true, anyone who complains is an htsm nazi clittycel transphobe pedophobe alt right troll cuck incel fascist fuggen sherdeecuck that takes things too seriously because of not allowing them to do that (Literally just stop using the site it's just so EZ lelll)

 

[Gemerson]

if God used evolution to create Adam and Eve that would mean that death already existed before the Fall

The animals existed before the fall.

 

[goldjak]

The animals existed before the fall.

 

[Dumbnigger69]

 

[The Greatest Kiwifarmer]

@Israel Light
But it's just a chinny shitpost right so its no big deal don't worry xista it'll be alright so long he's just ironically spamming catgore. Even if it was true, anyone who complains is an htsm nazi clittycel transphobe pedophobe alt right troll cuck incel fascist fuggen sherdeecuck that takes things too seriously because of not allowing them to do that (Literally just stop using the site it's just so EZ lelll)

thats not gill and this isnt a chinny shitpost