Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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Gemerson dijo:
>Para ser justo, si no me bronceara tan fácilmente podría decir que soy más blanco que él.
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Hi,

I won't reveal too much, but I work at the KiwiFlare server room as an engineer. For the past couple of weeks, I've taken up a habit of clitty leaking in the server room on the floor as a way to conserve time during my work hours, as the only bathroom in the building is on the first floor, and I'm on the third floor. Any time @Null has asked about it I've always convinced him that I've seen large congregations of kiwis collectively clitty leaking on the floor when I come in during the morning, and that seems to have distracted him away from it being my habit. However, a recent problem has arisen where some of my clitty leakage may accidentally flow on the floor to one of the servers, causing it to malfunction and temporarily shut down. Thankfully, I can fix this by just plugging the server back in, but usually I wait for the clitty leakage to at least partially dry up before doing this so I can avoid getting my hands wet. As such, it seems this time my clitty puddle accidentally flowed directly to the Kiwi Farms servers, causing an error. I know it says it is a "host" error, but it is actually an error with KiwiFlare. @CrunkLord420 just set it up to always show a host error to deflect blame from it being a problem with our servers here in Florida. Anyway, your "Kiwi Farms" should be back up shortly. The clitty leakage is almost dried up.

TL;DR: I clitty leaked on your servers and caused your website to shut down.
 
 
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