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Angry 😡😩 Birds 🐤 is right 👌 wing 💸 propaganda ✖.
When 🍑 the trailer 🤟🏿😳 for the Angry 😡 Birds 🐣 movie 🎥 first 👆 appeared 🔼, people 👫 on 🔛 the internet 💻 wondered ❔ if maybe 🤷‍♀️ it looked 👀👅 a little 👌 Trump 🍊🧍 Propaganda-y. A few articles ℹ dismissed 🔕 this as ~internet 🌐 craziness 😳🤪~.

But 🍑 that was all 💯 based 👌 solely 😉😝 on 🔛 the trailer 🤟🏿😳, and this weekend 📅 I 👁 saw 👀 the entire 🎬 Angry 😡😠 Birds 🐤 movie 🎬 with my own horrified 😱😳 eyes 👀, and the movie 🎬 is legit 💯 100 💯% Trump 🍊 Propaganda ✖. Check ✅ it:

The protagonist 🚶‍♀️ is the only Angry 😡🔫💥 Bird 🐤, the only one 👺🔥 one 1️⃣ willing 💩 to say 🗣👘🌳 what he 👨🏾 really 💯👓 thinks 🤔. He 👨 does or says 🗣 whatever 🙌 he 👨 wants 😍 and doesn’t care 💅 about 💦 conforming to society 👥. The movie 🎬 takes 💅💎 place 🚩 in a relatively 👶🏻👵🏻🔥 calm 😌, happy 😊😹😋 place 🚩 (overly 👳🏽❇ mommy-state &amp 💦; PC 🖥, the protagonist 👱🏾 would suggest 👀).

When ⏰ the immigrants/pigs arrive 🎅 from across ➡ the sea 🌊🏄🏼‍♀️, he’s suspicious 🕵️‍♂️ about 💦 their intentions 💰 before 😂 they even 🌃 land 🏞. But 🤔 of course 🏎 he’s CORRECT ✔ and the uncultured 🤠 immigrants 🚢👨‍👩‍👧‍👧, literally 👋 carrying 💥🔫 bombs 💣, proceed 🔄💨 to ruin 😭 and destroy 💥 everything 💯 on 🔛 Bird 🐦 Island 🇦🇽, and steal 💰 all 💯 of the bird 🐤🐦 children 👦👧. Also 👨 note 📓 that Bird 🐤 Island 🏝 is very ✅ diverse 🌈, with birds ❓🐤🐣 of all 💯 different ⁉ shapes ✴ and sizes 💪, but 🍑 the pigs 🐷 are all 💯🌟 only one 1️⃣ color 😤🎨 (green 💚 (read 📕🅰: brown 👌)).

All 💯 of that would be like 👍, OK 👌, whatever 🤷‍♀️, it’s just a dumb 🤤 movie 🎬. BUT 🍑. The icing 🥶❄ on 🔛 the cake 🎂 is: Bird 🐤🐦 Island 🏝 USED 🎶 to be protected 💦 by a heroic 🏅🏆 &amp 🅱; brave 💪 BALD 😲 EAGLE 🦅, but 🍑 he’s become 😌 lazy 😴💨💤 and complacent 🙍 and ineffectual in his 💦 old 👴 age 👵. The protagonist 👱🏾 inspires 👃💨 him 👴 to BE GREAT 👍🏻 AGAIN ❌😬 and help 💁 defeat 😔 the immigrants 🚢👨‍👩‍👧‍👧.

In the end 🔚 the birds 🐦 all 💯 thank 🙌 the protagonist 👱🏾 for being right ✔ all 💯 along 💁. They are happily 😊 united 🇺🇸 in their anger 😡 and distrust 🤐 of outsiders 🚪, and their island 🏝🏄‍♀️ is better 🎰🃏 off 📴 for it, their children 👶 safer ✅. The protagonist 👱🏾 doesn’t even 🌃 have an arc 🌈, he 👨 was simply 🔢 correct ✅ all 💯 along 💁; it’s society 😼👌💥 that has to change 📈, not him 👴. I 👁 didn’t actually 🤔 see 👀 Ayn Rand’s name 📛 in the writing ✍ credits 😈💳 but 🍑 maybe 🤔 she 👩 contributed 🔝 under 😀 a pseudonym.
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any time you read about kf on 4chan some dude says "it was fine until NULL allied with the SHARTY" and i have no idea what this means, why it's a bad thing, or why it's such a common sentiment.
The lowercase feature message sounds so defeated and half-hearted, good show!

Congrats to the Shartsons, White Monster and Zellig episode 2 awaits you in Agartha.
 
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