Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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The guy wearing the cross saying that it's not a christian symbol because "it existed before Christianity did" would bait me so hard, yeah of course crosses existed before, but what he's wearing is specifically a LATIN CROSS, it's obvious he just read the Wikipedia page for crosses and saw that they were symbolic before Christianity without even looking at the images that show it's not the same cross. funny video though I watched the whole thing :feels:
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Hot dog barks, nugget bites,Pizza slices through the night,Taco spins, burrito twirls,French fries dance with salty swirls. Chick-fil-A makes a moo sound, Coca-Cola bubbling 'round, Doughnut spins in circles tight, Ketchup squirts with all its might. But there's one thing we all ask... What does the burger say? Nom-nom-nom-nom-nommy-nom! Chew-chew-chew-chew-chompy-chomp! Munch-munch-munch-munch-tasty-crunch! What does the burger say? Slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp-soda-sip! Dip-dip-dip-dip-chip-to-dip!Chomp-chomp-chomp, burrito drop! What does the burger say? Grease on fries, buns in stacks,Secret sauce on Big Mac snacks,Onion rings that start to hum, Everyone gets indigestion!
The fast food knows it all, But no one can recall...What does the burger say?
Nom-nom-nom-nom-nommy-nom!Chew-chew-chew-chew-chompy-chomp!Munch-munch-munch-munch-tasty-crunch! What does the burger say?
Slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp-soda-sip! Dip-dip-dip-dip-chip-to-dip!Chomp-chomp-chomp, burrito drop! What does the burger say?
 
Hot dog barks, nugget bites,Pizza slices through the night,Taco spins, burrito twirls,French fries dance with salty swirls. Chick-fil-A makes a moo sound, Coca-Cola bubbling 'round, Doughnut spins in circles tight, Ketchup squirts with all its might. But there's one thing we all ask... What does the burger say? Nom-nom-nom-nom-nommy-nom! Chew-chew-chew-chew-chompy-chomp! Munch-munch-munch-munch-tasty-crunch! What does the burger say? Slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp-soda-sip! Dip-dip-dip-dip-chip-to-dip!Chomp-chomp-chomp, burrito drop! What does the burger say? Grease on fries, buns in stacks,Secret sauce on Big Mac snacks,Onion rings that start to hum, Everyone gets indigestion!
The fast food knows it all, But no one can recall...What does the burger say?
Nom-nom-nom-nom-nommy-nom!Chew-chew-chew-chew-chompy-chomp!Munch-munch-munch-munch-tasty-crunch! What does the burger say?
Slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp-soda-sip! Dip-dip-dip-dip-chip-to-dip!Chomp-chomp-chomp, burrito drop! What does the burger say?
 
Hey, give me the hotdog! Give me the hot dog! Hey, give me the hotdog! Give me the hotdog. Hey! Give me the hotdog! Give me the hotdog! JUST GIVE ME THE GODDAMN HOTDOG!
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