Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[john5433]

Title: `Missing hash key: "collectionThumbnailViewModel" (KeyError)`
Date: `2025-12-28T04:48:40Z`
Route: `/channel/UCsFLdUoSKMoP9YkBebp3N_g`
Version: `2025.12.21-01709bd @ master`

<details>
<summary>Backtrace</summary>
<p>

```
Missing hash key: "collectionThumbnailViewModel" (KeyError)
from /usr/share/crystal/src/hash.cr:1198:9 in '??'
from /usr/share/crystal/src/json/any.cr:149:5 in 'process'
from src/invidious/yt_backend/extractors.cr:524:17 in 'process'
from src/invidious/yt_backend/extractors.cr:1035:17 in 'parse_item'
from src/invidious/yt_backend/extractors.cr:1082:14 in 'extract_items'
from src/invidious/channels/videos.cr:32:12 in 'get_60_videosontinuation:sort_by'
from src/invidious/routes/channels.cr:56:36 in 'videos'
from lib/kemal/src/kemal/route.cr:13:9 in '->'
from src/invidious/helpers/handlers.cr:31:37 in 'call'
from /usr/share/crystal/src/http/server/handler.cr:30:7 in 'call'
from /usr/share/crystal/src/http/server/handler.cr:30:7 in 'call_next'
from lib/kemal/src/kemal/filter_handler.cr:22:7 in 'call'
from /usr/share/crystal/src/http/server/handler.cr:30:7 in 'call'
from /usr/share/crystal/src/http/server/handler.cr:30:7 in 'call_next'
from src/invidious/helpers/handlers.cr:80:12 in 'call'
from /usr/share/crystal/src/http/server/handler.cr:30:7 in 'call'
from /usr/share/crystal/src/http/server/handler.cr:30:7 in 'call'
from /usr/share/crystal/src/http/server/handler.cr:30:7 in 'call_next'
from src/ext/kemal_static_file_handler.cr:127:14 in 'call'
from /usr/share/crystal/src/http/server/handler.cr:30:7 in 'call'
from /usr/share/crystal/src/http/server/handler.cr:30:7 in 'call'
from /usr/share/crystal/src/http/server/handler.cr:30:7 in 'call'
from /usr/share/crystal/src/http/server/request_processor.cr:51:11 in 'handle_client'
from /usr/share/crystal/src/fiber.cr:170:11 in 'run'
from ???
```
</p>
</details>

 

[Meiko Tachibana]

>john5433

 

[LolcowsESL]

1vMPSVYqqC.mp4

SNCA
I never thought I'd see Demi in this thread.

 

[p0008874]

iykyk
yog_sothoth - The #BLACKSOULS media.mp4

Black souls? What is it?

 

[DerangedBehavior]

nigga

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up, white boi. You can't be using our language like that and think we wouldn't notice. You know what you need to do.

[ANTI-NULL CLITTY LEAKAGE THUMBNAIL EMBED]

 

[haide]

The moon is White race

 

[Jotch]

|\|

 

[Jacknife]

Ver archivo adjunto 8338564

BEAT anime niggers TO DEATH with a STICK

Could be worse, I read that synopsis and wondered where the rape would come into play

 

[Rogue Golem]

Could be worse, I read that synopsis and wondered where the rape would come into play

I mean he appears to get repeatedly molested by his sister and the other girls after becoming one. At least from what little I've seen.

If you look at the original disgusting end credits on YouTube (be sure to watch it in an incognito window), it seems to mainly revolve around a pedophile's fantasy of getting forcibly transformed into a little girl so that he can be repeatedly sexually assaulted by other little girls. Including his own sister. The only thing it seems to lack is bestiality and necrophilia.

And the opening credits are so bad that I don't even wanna link them here. You should be able to find them pretty easily from the "recommended" for that first video I linked, though. Just be prepared for a bunch of extremely uncomfortable close-ups of underaged anime girl thighs and feet. I can't even stomach it past the 30 second mark.

 

[Biggest Bubba]

Does anyone want to join my trans ACAB nigger fanclub, its very wholesome. Free soylent with sign up.

 

[Null]

movie
Shitpost 2049 - https___t.co_gLl6pcaBuO.mp4

i cant believe i watched this entire piece of shit

 

[Consigliere]

i cant believe i watched this entire piece of shit

This nigga recoiled so hard he locked up dms so he wont be sent a sequel

 

[törkendreieck]

i cant believe i watched this entire piece of shit

 

[long waters]

i cant believe i watched this entire piece of shit

I take back what I said in the Mechanical Keyboards thread about you having better things to do with your time.

 

[törkendreieck]

 

[Jotch]

i cant believe i watched this entire piece of shit

I liked it, this is what the kids are doing these days. I got a real good laugh from the Chauvin gag.
It's fun that every number has significance. I appreciate those little pieces of humor you have to look for.

RACISM CHECK: Why is George Floyd's number 033?

 

[Rogue Golem]

This GIF seems pretty versatile.



If only I could make it a little faster.

I also found a GIF version of that hideous dance sequence. But it (like the original video posted here) is way too big. Like 64 MB.

If anyone could figure out how to compress it a little, it'd be appreciated. Lord knows there are places where it deserves to be spammed.

Ver archivo adjunto onimai dance.gif

 

[john5433]

>Meiko Tachibana

This GIF seems pretty versatile.
Ver archivo adjunto 8343315


If only I could make it a little faster.

just get some editor and make is go at 2x speed o algo

 

[NuII's Clitty💦]

This GIF seems pretty versatile.
Ver archivo adjunto 8343315


If only I could make it a little faster.

I also found a GIF version of that hideous dance sequence. But it (like the original video posted here) is way too big. Like 64 MB.

If anyone could figure out how to compress it a little, it'd be appreciated. Lord knows there are places where it deserves to be spammed.

Ver archivo adjunto 8343362

I use ezgif.com.

 

[törkendreieck]