Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[Maxtrot]

@CobsonTALKS Hey Doll, can you respond on 'cord? I've sent you 14 terrabytes of DNB porn like you've asked and I need my high-fructose Galaxy Gas whippets.

 

[nigger froot]

Seems like ill have to seriouspost for once. Cordsontalks isn't "froot endorsed" or related to any staff roles in the soysphere.

 

[ChudHangTroons1488]

>PEOPLE ARE UNHAPPY WITH FROOT!?!?
>DEPLOY THE WORDFILTERS
>DEPLOY INTEGRITY.WASM DATAMINING
>INITIATE THE NEXT ADMIN GAYOP
>SMEAR SPLINTERS AND SAMEFAG EACH THREAD TALKING ABOUT THEM
>INVENT JIREN
>INVENT FROOT ANNIVERSARY
>INVENT VOICE CHAT
>DEPLOY THE BABYBOT ON NON FNWO SITES
>INVENT FLARTSON
>FABRICATE PPH
>ACTIVATE CENSORSHIP THAT BENEFITS FOODISTS
>ACTIVATE MCHALLENGE
>REGISTER THE PRO FROOTIST ACCOUNTS
>MARKET THE ENTIRE SITE
>EMBRACE THE NIKOCADO AVOCADO COINSLOT
>PUSH FPECOAL
>PUSH /ANTHRO/
>SPREAD THE MADE UP "NULEE" ARTICLES
>SUBLIMINALLY INSERT "I NIGGERED", "CORD", AND "KYS (BOOGEYMAN)" INTO MAINSTREAM VOCABULARY
>KEEP THE PUBLIC ENGAGED WITH ENDLESS STORIES ABOUT HOW EVIL NON FROOTCORD SITES ARE
>DO NOT STOP UNTIL EVERY SOYTEEN BENDS OVER TO FNWO COCK AND ONLY USES FROOTCORD APPROVED SITES

 

[Chudborean]

While I do not plan on taking action as they haven't affected me or my cord personally (unlike bu5t)

>erm they have a history of spamming ‘p and foodism but that’s okay because they didn’t do it my ‘cord yet!

>PEOPLE ARE UNHAPPY WITH FROOT!?!?
>DEPLOY THE WORDFILTERS
>DEPLOY INTEGRITY.WASM DATAMINING
>INITIATE THE NEXT ADMIN GAYOP
>SMEAR SPLINTERS AND SAMEFAG EACH THREAD TALKING ABOUT THEM
>INVENT JIREN
>INVENT FROOT ANNIVERSARY
>INVENT VOICE CHAT
>DEPLOY THE BABYBOT ON NON FNWO SITES
>INVENT FLARTSON
>FABRICATE PPH
>ACTIVATE CENSORSHIP THAT BENEFITS FOODISTS
>ACTIVATE MCHALLENGE
>REGISTER THE PRO FROOTIST ACCOUNTS
>MARKET THE ENTIRE SITE
>EMBRACE THE NIKOCADO AVOCADO COINSLOT
>PUSH FPECOAL
>PUSH /ANTHRO/
>SPREAD THE MADE UP "NULEE" ARTICLES
>SUBLIMINALLY INSERT "I NIGGERED", "CORD", AND "KYS (BOOGEYMAN)" INTO MAINSTREAM VOCABULARY
>KEEP THE PUBLIC ENGAGED WITH ENDLESS STORIES ABOUT HOW EVIL NON FROOTCORD SITES ARE
>DO NOT STOP UNTIL EVERY SOYTEEN BENDS OVER TO FNWO COCK AND ONLY USES FROOTCORD APPROVED SITES

BOIIIIIIII WHAT U SAY ABOUT FROOT NORADRENALINE + DRUG ABUSE + DISCORD + CRASHOUT + CLOSING DOWN THE WEBSITE + STILL WATER

 

[Chudborean]

i want peace. that's all i want. i dont care anymore, you realize how stressful my life is?

How “stressful” is your life that you can’t be bothered to remove a pedophile foodist from your ‘cord.
Just to remind you of what he has done to give you a reason to kick him.

• Terrorism (Intimidation or coercion to an entity or group of people with the intent to create fear is terrorism by law)
• Distribution of child pornography
• Indecent exposure (Unsolicited pornographic DMs count as indecent exposure)
• Encouraging Self-Harm
• Aggravated cruelty to animals
• Aggravated cruelty to animals by proxy
• Abuse to children
• Abuse to adults
• Kidnapping

Inb4 coalsontalks gives us another retarded excuse to why he shouldn’t kick him.

 

[Nigger Cobson]

>i want peace. that's all i want. i dont care anymore, you realize how stressful my life is?

 

[Space Police]

sorry, but i already made up my mind. Even if I don't, it's not gonna effect me, I'm too powerful but unironically. Without me the sharty is fucking dead geg

The Sharty would thrive without Foodist sympathizers and Frootcord members around, Logan. Maybe your ex-wife would thrive too if you weren't such a cancerous faggot.

 

[Nigger Cobson]

sorry, but i already made up my mind. Even if I don't, it's not gonna effect me, I'm too powerful but unironically. Without me the sharty is fucking dead geg

Naaaaaaah blud really thinks his nanogram of niche internet micro celebrity fame means that he’s the shit. Bomboclaat thinks that this is the projects and that he’s the king. That’s not very skibidi sigma of you, and it’s definitely NOT the Miyagi-do way!

 

[Chudborean]

sorry, but i already made up my mind. Even if I don't, it's not gonna affect me, I'm too powerful but unironically. Without me the sharty is fucking dead geg

However did the sharty the second biggest English imageboard (I think might be wrong) survive these past 4 years without a 2k subscriber channel directly associated with foodists being there!!!!

1. I'm not Doll you retarded coomer
2. I'm not a crypto-foodist or anything, I'm just taking the best options I have in front of me. If you can't respect that, you are no better than bu5t or people that ACTUALLY spammed cp in my server and tried grooming people who were UNDERAGE. Under 13, yes. In MY SERVER. you people are sick

>akschully the people calling me out for protecting ‘p spammers on my ‘cord are just as bad as the ‘p spammers themselves.

 

[Space Police]

If you hate Foodists you are just as bad as a Foodist

How hard is it to click a ban button on a Discord server? If bu5t or Regimyre or whoever begins spamming your 'cord, report them to the authorities. Better yet, just delete your 'cord altogether! How can you, in good conscience, have a Discord like this when you know that the majority of soyteens hate that sort of 'cord?

 

[Pluto Nash]

For those that are not in the know, CobsonTALKS has missed their 11th scheduled Soytan gooning sesh on the CordsonTALKS Discord recently, which is why his life is filled with so much stress. Make sure to remind him to get on the VC with his cobsluttas more frequently.

 

[Maxtrot]

i want peace. that's all i want. i dont care anymore, you realize how stressful my life is?

xhe needs xer mandatory bbc hypnosis sesh, life is getting too hard

 

[waow]

>holy fuck you niggers. Stop obsessing over me. this isn't even funny. i can't appease anyone now, can I? you're all seriously siding with 'p spammers now?

 

[Maxtrot]

HAHAHAHA
THE JOKE IS BBC
ITS ALWAYS GONNA BE BBC
HAHAHAH WHY ARENT YOU LAUGHING?? WHY ARENT YOU LAUGHING?? THIS IS HILARIOUS??

advanced stage of bbc addiction right here. the patient CANNOT stop thinking about bibisis and how they'd turn xer into a wholesome trans woman slut. xhe needs xer injection NOW!

 

[Pluto Nash]

I don't think anyone here understands how I feel, the sharty is basically my purpose because i have no friends without soyjak.party and i know it sounds silly but im worried if i pull too many pieces of the jenga tower it might collapse im actually on the verge of tears ive never felt so hated and isolated i probably shouldnt be saying this here but it doesnt matter since everything i do is just ammunition

How many times are you gonna attempt to guilt trip?

 

[Chudborean]

I don't think anyone here understands how I feel, the sharty is basically my purpose because i have no friends without soyjak.party and i know it sounds silly but im worried if i pull too many pieces of the jenga tower it might collapse im actually on the verge of tears ive never felt so hated and isolated i probably shouldnt be saying this here but it doesnt matter since everything i do is just ammunition

You have a foodist ‘p spammer on your ‘cord and you have said multiple times in the past hour how you would protect that user. No one in here is in the wrong for calling out those actions even if it make you cry.

 

[ChudHangTroons1488]

I don't think anyone here understands how I feel, the sharty is basically my purpose because i have no friends without soyjak.party and i know it sounds silly but im worried if i pull too many pieces of the jenga tower it might collapse im actually on the verge of tears ive never felt so hated and isolated i probably shouldnt be saying this here but it doesnt matter since everything i do is just ammunition

fuck off nigger

 

[Doğu Perinçek]

The sharty started dying in Summet of this year, going from 20k ppd to 9k until i showed up. If i leave, its gonna go even lower than 9k.

>irrelevant cordnigger says 10k+ people follow his orders
nobody knew who you were until yesterday geg

I don't think anyone here understands how I feel, the sharty is basically my purpose because i have no friends without soyjak.party and i know it sounds silly but im worried if i pull too many pieces of the jenga tower it might collapse im actually on the verge of tears ive never felt so hated and isolated i probably shouldnt be saying this here but it doesnt matter since everything i do is just ammunition

aw hell nah blud got buck broken

 

[Chudborean]

im talking to him right now he said he's sorry for everything and causing the stress put on me i dont care what you guys say you're all just trying to bait me into killing my rep and channel

>banning a ‘p spammer from your ‘cord will somehow kill your channel
What the fuck is the thought process that led you to this?
Your rep is literally being killed because you won’t ban him.

 

[ChudHangTroons1488]

me when i make shit up:

The sharty started dying in Summet of this year, going from 20k ppd to 9k until i showed up. If i leave, its gonna go even lower than 9k.

even if it was true a deader sharty is better than a pedo sharty