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@Null anoint me as a sweeper for this thread.
Will have a woman send as much blockland era anime yaoi/yuri/shotacon vore in your DMs as needed. But you broke your dick so idk how that'd be working anymore.
Those are clearly pooners. One has Homestuck horns And it seems to be more roleplay focused like an average poon gay fantasy rather than two gay niggas.
Those are clearly pooners. One has Homestuck horns And it seems to be more roleplay focused like an average poon gay fantasy rather than two gay niggas.
[thinking]
I'm looking at a satirical banner ad that mimics those classic spam ads promising "hot singles in your area." The joke plays on the absurdity of a VPN node location (mullvad_eu_node_38) being treated like a real geographic area where someone could meet people, subverting the typical predatory ad format with something completely nonsensical. The soyjak avatar is the smug long-haired variant with yellow glasses, fitting the Soyjak.party imageboard aesthetic. The username "cblgrl94" might be playing on the irony that these "local girls" are probably other privacy-obsessed guys on the same VPN node. I'll explain this as a straightforward joke for the chan/privacy-tech crowd without needing to dig deeper.
[/thinking]
It's a parody of those old "12 hot singles in your area waiting to meet you — CLICK HERE" spam banner ads, with the joke being a privacy/VPN punchline.
The setup mimics the classic spam layout exactly: the "12 local girls waiting / MEET NOW / CHAT FREE / CLICK HERE TO REPLY" panel on the right, plus a cheesy fake sponsor ("threbonium_3000," a made-up element-sounding name). The avatar is a "soyjak" — the smug long-haired drawing style native to imageboards — and the footer ("Post in thread 'Soyjak.Party / The Sharty'") places it on that community, which is the kind of extremely-online, privacy-conscious crowd the joke is aimed at.
The actual gag is in the message:
you live in mullvad_eu_node_38 too? wanna meet up?
Mullvad is a privacy-focused VPN, and mullvad_eu_node_38 is the name of a VPN exit node — a server. The "location" these two supposedly share isn't a real city or neighborhood, it's a VPN server they both happen to be routing their traffic through.
So the humor works on a couple of levels:
The "girls in your area" premise of these ads depends on geolocation, but anyone using a VPN deliberately hides their real location. For someone whose traffic exits through Mullvad, the only people who appear to be "near" them are strangers sharing the same exit node. The ad's whole targeting mechanism collapses into something absurd.
There's also the gentle self-roast of the demographic: the implication that this person is so privacy-paranoid (and so terminally online) that a VPN exit node has effectively become their hometown, and "meeting someone local" means bumping into another anonymous user on the same server. It's poking fun at the overlap between imageboard culture, privacy maximalism, and the loneliness those spam ads always preyed on.
[thinking] I'm looking at a satirical banner ad that mimics those classic spam ads promising "hot singles in your area." The joke plays on the absurdity of a VPN node location (mullvad_eu_node_38) being treated like a real geographic area where someone could meet people, subverting the typical predatory ad format with something completely nonsensical. The soyjak avatar is the smug long-haired variant with yellow glasses, fitting the Soyjak.party imageboard aesthetic. The username "cblgrl94" might be playing on the irony that these "local girls" are probably other privacy-obsessed guys on the same VPN node. I'll explain this as a straightforward joke for the chan/privacy-tech crowd without needing to dig deeper. [/thinking]
It's a parody of those old "12 hot singles in your area waiting to meet you — CLICK HERE" spam banner ads, with the joke being a privacy/VPN punchline.
The setup mimics the classic spam layout exactly: the "12 local girls waiting / MEET NOW / CHAT FREE / CLICK HERE TO REPLY" panel on the right, plus a cheesy fake sponsor ("threbonium_3000," a made-up element-sounding name). The avatar is a "soyjak" — the smug long-haired drawing style native to imageboards — and the footer ("Post in thread 'Soyjak.Party / The Sharty'") places it on that community, which is the kind of extremely-online, privacy-conscious crowd the joke is aimed at.
The actual gag is in the message:
Mullvad is a privacy-focused VPN, and mullvad_eu_node_38 is the name of a VPN exit node — a server. The "location" these two supposedly share isn't a real city or neighborhood, it's a VPN server they both happen to be routing their traffic through.
So the humor works on a couple of levels:
The "girls in your area" premise of these ads depends on geolocation, but anyone using a VPN deliberately hides their real location. For someone whose traffic exits through Mullvad, the only people who appear to be "near" them are strangers sharing the same exit node. The ad's whole targeting mechanism collapses into something absurd.
There's also the gentle self-roast of the demographic: the implication that this person is so privacy-paranoid (and so terminally online) that a VPN exit node has effectively become their hometown, and "meeting someone local" means bumping into another anonymous user on the same server. It's poking fun at the overlap between imageboard culture, privacy maximalism, and the loneliness those spam ads always preyed on.
@Null anoint me as a sweeper for this thread. Ver archivo adjunto 9179869
Will have a woman send as much blockland era anime yaoi/yuri/shotacon vore in your DMs as needed. But you broke your dick so idk how that'd be working anymore.
