Soyderman PS4 - Downgrades, salt, automation and autism. All because of a shitty game from 2004.

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So the game has two spidermans with interactions between said spidermans and does infact, not include co-op.

Brilliant innovation there lads, but hey, at least I can warp around the city instantaneously.. Psssst.. It's not instantaneous if I have to press and hold a button on a map that's obviously hiding the loading.
 
Half of the Sony Ponies who are coming themselves over this game aren’t even Spider-Man fans, they’d be calling it “mid” and “trash” if it was an Xbox exclusive. If Starfield was a PlayStation exclusive they’d be praising it to high Heaven...Exactly like they were before Bethesda was bought out by Microsoft.
 
D.Angus dijo:
So the game has two spidermans with interactions between said spidermans and does infact, not include co-op.

Brilliant innovation there lads, but hey, at least I can warp around the city instantaneously.. Psssst.. It's not instantaneous if I have to press and hold a button on a map that's obviously hiding the loading.
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you dont even warp across the map they just swap character models and youre in basically the same area. kind of a shit implementation of it
Michael Wade dijo:
Honestly I thought the original was overrated compared to batman. I'm not seeing anything to change my opinion with the sequel

Does it have more boss fights at least?
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it has not that many. ten hours in you fight sandman and lizard, there's some minibosses but thats it
 
They apparently put the wrong flag for Miles on the game.
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Also apparently the game made extra effort to “apologize for Spider-Cop” because cops bad.
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Capeshit in general feels way played out but something about the recent treatment of Spiderman has really soured me on the whole IP, and he was by far my favorite hero. The constant shoehorning of Miles into everything has taken the simple stories of a man struggling with his great responsibilities and infused it with obnoxious anti-establishment and social progressive nigger nonsense. What had once been a hero made for the average nerdy white man has been coopted and culturally colonized for niggers and fat young white women to squee and XD over when Jamaican Spidernigger kisses men.

Spiderman IS Peter Parker. Leave him alone. He doesn't need sidekicks or brownoid pretenders or the be dealing with multiverse shenanigans.

To top it off this game just looks like more of the same but of course even more woke and with more pandering shit. Back in my day Spiderman games used to have cool secondary playable characters like fucking Venom. Now it's just an identical pallet swap that speaks in ebonics. No thanks.
 
I was a huge Spider-Man fan as a kid to the point of obsession. And he's been completely strip-mined of everything he ever was and is getting pushed out the door by a fucking nigger hybrid.

I fear the day when we see how bad they rape my boy Wolverine, my favorite capeshit character ever.
 
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Wesker dijo:
I fear the day when we see how bad they rape my boy Wolverine, my favorite capeshit character ever.
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I was looking forward to the wolverine game but after seeing how far insomniac has gone with Spiderman I have no more interest. The 2018 game was laughable in a lot of ways but still managed to be a good game with just some soy on the edges. This game took all that soy, weaponized it and made it the front and center of the game.

Fuckin Hogwarts Legacy looked less cucked than this shit.
 
Sithis dijo:
I was looking forward to the wolverine game but after seeing how far insomniac has gone with Spiderman I have no more interest. The 2018 game was laughable in a lot of ways but still managed to be a good game with just some soy on the edges. This game took all that soy, weaponized it and made it the front and center of the game.

Fuckin Hogwarts Legacy looked less cucked than this shit.
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I was too. While I was very lukewarm to SM PS4, you could at least see the effort and money that went into it everywhere. Except, it's got so many ingredients that it tastes like shit. It's visual diarrhea of just watching animations and zips from place to place that you're not even controlling and you merely give SM suggestions and he does the rest.

It's funny. It's got everything going for it with very high end gameplay, and I would rather play SM2 PS2.

As for this POS. The black suit looks fucking terrible. The mods of the first game just switching colors on the advanced suit looked fucking great. Now he just looks like he rolled across roofing tar. While that's sorta what the suit is supposed to look like, it wasn't approached well at all.

And why is Venom like 20 feet fucking tall? That Tom Hardy shitty Venom moofie spilled into this. Eddie Brock should be like 6'2 and built like a tank. Having him so much bigger than Peter is fucking retarded and anyone thinking otherwise is retarded. I mean I know like nothing of this game. Is Eddie even Venom?

The only Venom out of the first run of his appearance in the comics that was any good.

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Sithis dijo:
Just boggles the mind that a game nearly 20 years old has better web swinging physics than modern year shit
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They neutered that immediately after with SM3 where it wasn't a skill based thing and you were capped to a set speed and momentum was removed.

They used a blur effect with the camera and woosh sound in SM2, but it wasn't an illusion, you were flying through the city in that thing.
 
Wesker dijo:
fear the day when we see how bad they rape my boy Wolverine, my favorite capeshit character ever.
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Wolverine heroically standing in front of a hail of police gunfire as a little black boy in a hood cowers behind him. "Leave him alone, bub!" He'll say. "He DINDU NUFFIN!"
Articles and Nudes dijo:
Cat's gay now. Got a girlfriend in Paris.
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She wasn't before this shit pot of a game, even in Insomniac's own retarded continuity. He could have saved her from the GAIDS if he'd shot her full of radioactive spider spunk when he had the chance.
Wesker dijo:
It's really getting old how many times they decide to rape Venom and make him something different. Even SM3 regardless of how he looked got him perfect. It was Brock, and he was scaled close enough to Parker.
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Venom is now Harry Osborne for some reason. I guess because they wanted to do something different by making it the same shit.
 
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