Source of your Username

[C.U.N.T.]

The C.U.N.T. system of commerce employed by drug dealers.
Cash Up (front), No Tick (Australian slang for drug IOU)

 

[Livecorpse]

Bogarted it from a dead Newgrounds dude.

 

[shameful existence]

The line between a lolcow and a lolcow observer can be thin. I just didn't livestream my memorable moments.

 

[turdburger]

I was trying to write 'turd burglar' which is offensive slang for a person who is the active participant in anal sex.
But I was drunk at the time and I failed.

 

[big potato]

Both guinea pigs and capybaras are shaped like big potatoes
I find that amusing

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I needed a username I wouldn't use anywhere else. And I liked RDR2.

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

Needed something completely unrelated to all my other usernames and something that was autistic enough to fit in with the farms.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Wanted a name unrelated to my other online accounts that was also a random inanimate object (inspired by several users here). Eventually pivoted into a reference to DBZ Abridged as well. Whole thing’s pretty autistic, so it’s perfect.

 

[Clown College]

 

[Internet_Loner]

Original Reddit name, was banned for "brigading" a Suicide Girls stupid AMA where she was being a bitch..

 

[clinically retarded]

self awareness

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

August 21, 2017 Total Solar Eclipse with "Paradox" meaning the weird things that came after it.

 

[Chili Beans & Cornbread]

I jam beans up my nose for fun. Or maybe not. What's in a name?

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

The reverse of scared shitless

 

[The Booba Expert]

I just like tits. It isn't that deep.

 

[12345]

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

Looked around my room for inspiration and my eyes fell upon a bottle of Monkey Shoulder.

 

[biiguy]

I spent the whole year driving around at night before going out to the bars driving in my purple car drinking a bottle of Kahlua (because, well, where I live, its easy to drive around with an open bottle. There's like one cop anywhere nearby and you'd know if he was out patrolling)

And since, besides Long Island Ice Teas, Kahlua is the alcohol Chris chose, and since I really love it (cheap chocolate liquor!) I used it as my user name. Its funny how Chris drinking Kahlua was apart of the Jackie Saga though (since thats one of my most hated Sagas), but I happen to know that Chris has "tripped" Kahlua more than once…

As for why I call it "Trippin" well, when I drink Kahlua, I smile and smile big because it tastes so good. And since its getting me drunk buzzy, I'm smiling and trippy.

Kahlua isn't cheap, and it isn't chocolate... it's coffee (like Tia Maria, or a liquor I make)

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Dead gf. She was a Bowhunter, like her namesake, and didn't really care for the MJ song. All of her friends called her that though.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

An intentional misspelling English dub of Yugioh GX's intro.
A nod to my favourite childrens' trading card-based academic institution as well as the number of spelling errors in my posts.