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Sony barely tries to hide how much they think their customers are retarded goy cattle that will eat shit on command :story:
 
Sony barely tries to hide how much they think their customers are retarded goy cattle that will eat shit on command :story:

The top played games on Playstation hardware are Roblox, Fortnite, EA Sports FC 26, GTA Online and Minecraft.

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Sony KNOWS their costumers are retarded goy cattle that will eat shit on command.
 
And they're right on every point. The GTA6 pre orders are proof of it.
We don't know what actual gta preorders are (though we can rest assured they're higher than they deserve to be), the 35 million and especially 50 million have no source other than random engagement farming indian and nigerian xitter accounts. For reference, gta5, which released to a larger installation base that bought more games on average per console in a better economy at a lower price sold ~11.2 million day 1, that's all preorders and day 1 retail sales. GTA5's entire first year was 33 million sales, so I'm more than doubtful of these sourceless claims.
 
And they're right on every point. The GTA6 pre orders are proof of it.
Let the goyim be separated from their shekels. I'll be feeling the wind in my hair while sailing on the S.S. Torrent, looking out at the vast sea of free. The parrot on my shoulder will squawk and say, "Raaaah, which game tonight Cap'n?" And I'll reply, "Yaaar, methinks tonight is a good night for a SNES jrpg." And my crew will shout in a loud voice, "Sir, let's play a PS2 horror game!" And my boatswains mate will recommend, "Arrrr, I'd like to see a Dreamcast racing game." And my crewman on lookout will yell down, "Sir! But what about Sonic?" And my concubines will wail, "Don't forget about Halo!" And my first mate will grab my shoulder and say, "Chief, I could do for a spot of 3DS Persona..." And I will address them all with a computer mouse in my hand and triumphantly reply - "Men! It is all ours for the taking! We shall play them all tonight! HUZAAAAAH!"

And we sail into the sunset, with a hoard full of external hard drives and rom booty.... free from rental fees and homosexual jewish corporations seeking the death of property rights. And life is good.
 
Isn't Sony ending ending discs because they are ceasing blu-ray disc production entirely? I'm sure its as simple as that
If that were the case, this entire situation could have been avoided with a single paragraph.

It might very well be the case, but we have 1266 pages of proof that Sony is Fucktarded enough that they’d step on this rake anyway…
 
Isn't Sony ending ending discs because they are ceasing blu-ray disc production entirely? I'm sure its as simple as that
Blurays are still being made. The ones Sony previously made the news for discontinuing were rewritable ones as there's very little reason to bother with them when you can just buy a 128 GB flash drive for 20bux.
 
I was suddenly reminded of this old meme from years ago; fairly certain this was made before the remake was even announced as a parody of how absurd pricing on gaming would become. Doesn't seem so far-fetched anymore, huh?

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Also found this meme comic which is even older lol:

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and they're getting annihilated in the comments
...and they're gonna completely ignore it and go on unscathed because Sony's sycophantic fanbase will continue paying for their non-products anyway.

Back in Ye Olden Days of 2007, we didn’t have 20 different devices per household
It's going to blow your fucking mind when you check the "year" element of your closest digital calendar/clock and you realize it's not 2007 anymore and we have more than one electric light in our above-ground houses.

Most of us have easily half a dozen devices in our homes that can (physically, as in "in on-board flash storage") store more video than a shelf full of DVDs from 2007 now. The shittiest candybar phone still has at least 64GB of flash storage, half of which is usable by the user even on the most bloated OS (lookin' at you, Apple), and even that's room enough for tens of hours of video. The worst part is they almost all easily accommodate "sideloading" content without a storefront involved and will cheerfully play back whatever media you throw at them, and people are still generally too fucking retarded to figure out how to make it go.

We individually have more than enough hardware (and collectively enough content) right now to never need the content cartel again. They could turn off all the official "content spigots" today and stop selling new storage devices of all kinds tomorrow and we'd still have enough to keep ourselves entertained forever just with what's already available. Shame the population doesn't have the balls or good sense to make use of that.

ETA:
Traditionally when you're trying to subtly allege insider trading you'd want to point to a beneficial trade that took place prior to a price-killing announcement, not a trade that happened after the impact of bad news was seen on the stock. Ah well. Young minds, fresh ideas, etc.

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