Sony hate thread

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Call me dumb but idk whats the whole deal with sony, especially, to make games cinematic. Like if you want a cinemtic experience go to a theater. If you want to make a cinematic game, instead just make it into a movie or serie. Mind you i dont mind cutscenes in games when they serve a purpose, but taking 5 steps and triggering a cutscene after watching a cutscene has to be the most annoying shit after walking sections..
 
Call me dumb but idk whats the whole deal with sony, especially, to make games cinematic. Like if you want a cinemtic experience go to a theater. If you want to make a cinematic game, instead just make it into a movie or serie. Mind you i dont mind cutscenes in games when they serve a purpose, but taking 5 steps and triggering a cutscene after watching a cutscene has to be the most annoying shit after walking sections..
I legitimately think that a lot of these “Cinematic Experiences” are just rejected movie scripts from Sony Pictures that just get recycled to the various First Party studios.

The only bit of evidence I have that this isn’t the case is that Sony Pictures is almost as fucktarded as Playstation (see - the Morbius Gaslighting), and would probably make most of these stinkers anyway…
 
Next up bald lesbian & non binary aliens :story:

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I just had a kinda fucked up realization.

You know Abby Armstrong from universally beloved classic TLOU2?

Out of Sony's entire first party AAA exclusive lineup she's virtually the only female protagonist who has a male partner (Manny) and isn't a lesbian.

Yea that's right, the character that looks and acts exactly like a man is the straight one.

Gaystation indeed.
I just realized why she is called Abby, because she has abs. The writing in that game was next level. :story:
 
Call me dumb but idk whats the whole deal with sony, especially, to make games cinematic. Like if you want a cinemtic experience go to a theater. If you want to make a cinematic game, instead just make it into a movie or serie. Mind you i dont mind cutscenes in games when they serve a purpose, but taking 5 steps and triggering a cutscene after watching a cutscene has to be the most annoying shit after walking sections..
Soyny isn't pandering to gamers, it panders to people who hate video games.
 
Call me dumb but idk whats the whole deal with sony, especially, to make games cinematic. Like if you want a cinemtic experience go to a theater. If you want to make a cinematic game, instead just make it into a movie or serie. Mind you i dont mind cutscenes in games when they serve a purpose, but taking 5 steps and triggering a cutscene after watching a cutscene has to be the most annoying shit after walking sections..
It's the consequence of geek chic. Once the tourists/fake geeks have taken over a medium, they start making generic shit because they don't play video games, they can only emulate what they know: movies and sitcoms. No more "experiences" like those old gross and toxic games with all the violence, icky guns and blood everywhere unless it's a deconstruction. Not even racing games are safe from this. Remember that video of the dev who worked on a Fast and Furious game?
 
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