Sony hate thread

[eDove]

Didn't Hermen Hulst come from Guerrilla Games? The studio behind Horizon? I thought I heard this via a YouTube video a few days ago. Suddenly, everything made sense.

I'd argue this chucklefuck is holding back that studio by insisting on the same IP over and over. The world is resoundingly tired of Horizon. There wasn't even that much enthusiasm for it when the first game came out, and you can't force people to care.

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

Didn't Hermen Hulst come from Guerrilla Games?

He does! He wants his waifu to be the next thing on gamining ever since

 

[ShitLurker]

The world is resoundingly tired of Horizon.

You can't be tired of something you never cared about.

Horizon is a case study of how you sometimes simply "can't force something". The amount of meh that horizon exhudes is also worth to be studied. How can you fuck up robot dinosaurs?

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Didn't Hermen Hulst come from Guerrilla Games?

He did and he hates Killzone almost as much as Todd Howard hates New Vegas

 

[DocAwe]

Didn't Hermen Hulst come from Guerrilla Games? The studio behind Horizon? I thought I heard this via a YouTube video a few days ago. Suddenly, everything made sense.

I'd argue this chucklefuck is holding back that studio by insisting on the same IP over and over. The world is resoundingly tired of Horizon. There wasn't even that much enthusiasm for it when the first game came out, and you can't force people to care.

Maybe if he let Aloy be the hot thot we wanted her to be.

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

Maybe if he let Aloy be the hot thot we wanted her to be.

He got halfway there, Aloy has textured nipples in game already. You can see them if you can make her costume clip on photo mode

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/bB3xS

Sony’s portable device is likely years away from launch and the company could still decide against bringing it to market, the people said, asking not to be named discussing private plans.

 

[Super Malario]

How can you fuck up robot dinosaurs?

By having your main character be an ugly woman instead of a cool robot dinosaur.

 

[DavidS877]

The cosplayers do a much better job with Aloy than the Sony developers did.

I may or may not have a thing for redheads.

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

By having your main character be an ugly woman instead of a cool robot dinosaur.

They should've used this image as unironical reference

 

[Mister Fister]

They should've used this image as unironical reference

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That was far cry 3 blood dragon and it was amazing.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

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https://ghostarchive.org/archive/bB3xS

And both sony and microsoft will fuck it up by releasing a £700 super-powerful handheld with no fucking games because they've misunderstood why the Switch is popular; Cheap hardware, fun games.

 

[Edgy But Dull]

And both sony and microsoft will fuck it up by releasing a £700 super-powerful handheld with no fucking games because they've misunderstood why the Switch is popular; Cheap hardware, fun games.

Just watch those Sony handhelds have the controls break like the PS5 controller but instead of getting new controls, you have to replace the whole unit.

 

[whatever I feel like]

By having your main character be an ugly woman instead of a cool robot dinosaur.

Oh, have I got the game for you.

 

[Bloodrage]

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Didn't they have PS Portal for this purppose?

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

By having your main character be an ugly woman instead of a cool robot dinosaur.

State lawmakers, companies prepare to push back against DEI, 'woke' initiatives

Since Soyny have their HQ in Kommifornia, this might be the start of the end of their buttugly female characters.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

You can't be tired of something you never cared about.

Horizon is a case study of how you sometimes simply "can't force something". The amount of meh that horizon exhudes is also worth to be studied. How can you fuck up robot dinosaurs?

Adding a woman and making it.gay and lame

 

[Raging Capybara]

Just watch those Sony handhelds have the controls break like the PS5 controller but instead of getting new controls, you have to replace the whole unit.

Nintendo alaready did that

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Didn't they have PS Portal for this purppose?

That thing is more like a WiiU tablet than an actual handheld.

 

[DocAwe]

The cosplayers do a much better job with Aloy than the Sony developers did.

I may or may not have a thing for redheads.

I'm right there with you.
Horizon was right there, so much potential.
It just falls short enough to make us mad more than sad in the end though.