Sony hate thread

[Vyse Inglebard]

LOL OFC THEY START LATE

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

>a fat man struggling to walk around is the first "game" you show
If there were ever a more perfect metaphor for Soyn, I have yet to find it, lol.

 

[Soycast Guy]

The state of play starting off with a quirky indie game. Always a good sign for quality.

Update: ghostbusters 2016 vr game. I wanna kill myself.

Another update: separate ways was the only good thing announced so far. It comes out in a week and is free. That’s pretty cool.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

I 'MEMBER THAT MOOOOVIEEEEEE

update: more fucking movie-games, lol

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Any game clip that shows people playing together with fake 'lulz' talking between players, is the worst way to show a game.

It's just me but I have no interest in multiplayer games that are only interesting with friends. If I had friends, I wouldn't playing computer games.

Edit: 'rewards' in games are always shit. "omg check out this reward", it's a shit cosmetic. thanks.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS THE HECKIN SPIDERINOS!

 

[Soycast Guy]

Any game clip that shows people playing together with fake 'lulz' talking between players, is the worst way to show a game.

It's just me but I have no interest in multiplayer games that are only interesting with friends. If I had friends, I wouldn't playing computer games.

I hate the trend of people talking so it’s “fUnNy aNd qUiRkY” it’s fucking annoying. Just shut the fuck up and show the game.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Fuck gaming. It's time to buy a decent PC and start playing games released in 1990 like it's 2023 and move on like that.

Edit. I forgot the lulz of announcing Roblox for a console from a generation that ended 3 years ago and not for the modern console.

Edit 2: Who the fuck is this fat tranny?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

lol chink gacha garbage

edit: wait hold on, "before we wrap up?!" THAT'S FUCKING IT?! HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SOYN!

also the fucking diversity hire presenter is the topping on this shit sundae, lol

 

[UCT]

I’d ask if anything good has been announced yet but going by the track record of these things I’ll just assume nothing lol.

 

[Raging Capybara]

Another update: separate ways was the only good thing announced so far. It comes out in a week and is free. That’s pretty cool.

Only the mercenaries update is free, right?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

One more time, for emphasis:
NO. FUCKING. GAMES.

 

[Epoch]

The troon and more ff7 fanfiction, lol

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

I’d ask if anything good has been announced yet but going by the track record of these things I’ll just assume nothing lol.

Jap faggot shit
Gatcha shit
Indie shit
"omg soysmile look at teh graphics on this walking simulator" shit
and to top it off, another butchering of one the classic games from our childhood, ripped into 3 games, sold for a total of £210 spread over 5 years, just so the pain is slowly drawn out and not a quick death.

 

[BananaSplit²]

I expected more cancer to be honest. Outside of that it's as disappointing as I thought it'd be.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

>tfw a 7 year old console kicks your fucking ass in terms of games on the same day
And you wanna know what the funniest part is? Most of the games on the Switch revealed today were REMAKES. And they STILL did a better job than Soyn. Holy shit, just commit seppuku now, Cali-fags.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Only the mercenaries update is free, right?

Is it only the mercenaries update? That’s weird wording in the trailer then.

 

[UCT]

Jap faggot shit
Gatcha shit
Indie shit
"omg soysmile look at teh graphics on this walking simulator" shit
and to top it off, another butchering of one the classic games from our childhood, ripped into 3 games, sold for a total of £210 spread over 5 years, just so the pain is slowly drawn out and not a quick death.

Awww so the usual State of Play lol. I don’t understand why Sony fucking bothers with these things. Not one has been as good as a Nintendo Direct and usually all the games they show are just movie walking sims. On top of that where’s the first party stuff? Spider-Man is going to be on pc, ff7 is coming to pc so what’s here that exclusive to this console?

 

[Clarence Big Boss]

That was the most mid SOP. Which is really saying something.

 

[whatever I feel like]

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>a fat man struggling to walk around is the first "game" you show
If there were ever a more perfect metaphor for Soyn, I have yet to find it, lol.

Its also going to leave a bigger legacy than everything else they show, too, bar Destiny and maybe Spiderman.