Sonichu Sonic the Hedgehog live action trailer - How long until Chris posts about this?

[Blini Cat]

The reason why they wanted the army in this movie is because military shit sells in China it's the reason why the Transformers movies did as well as they did over there, they want to mimic shit beat for beat in terms of appearance. If it was just the local police chase Sonic around it would have no appeal to them. Remember Alvin and the Chipmunks made enough to warrent a Trilogy and a soon to be greenlit reboot, the smurfs are getting another film, and I want to know who needs to get their dick blown in Hollywood so the people who made Lasagna Cat can take the film rights to garfield before 2020 when the next film is set to be released where Garfield Runs For President(BAD ORANGE CAT).

Once you realize how much of what modern Hollywood does is to pander to the Chinese audience, everything makes so much more sense. It's a little funny when you start to notice all the Chinese characters in prominent roles in random wannabe blockbuster schlock like The Meg.

I don’t know who the fuck they’re selling this movie to. It’s sorta too cutesy for adults but then there’s Gangsta’s Paradise(‽) over it. And a child abduction joke? And a deeply weird looking CGI character voiced by a deeply awkward actor from an NBC sitcom?

The same kidults who watch superhero movies, I guess.

 

[PT 522]

Between this and detective pikachu, it looks like all you need to do to be a professional graphic artist/"character designer" these days is to just staple realistic textures onto every cartoon character you see like a kid who just figured out how to use the mask tool in photoshop.

 

[Deadpool]

The same kidults who watch superhero movies, I guess.

Yep I'm sure the sonic movie will make 1.2 billion opening weekend just like Endgame did. Superhero movies are no worse than any other big budget action movie. This movie is a failed abortion that crawled out of a dumpster after fermenting for 20 years.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Splatoon was made in Japan and is far more popular there than it is here.

Ah, that explains the loli saturation then.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Once you realize how much of what modern Hollywood does is to pander to the Chinese audience, everything makes so much more sense. It's a little funny when you start to notice all the Chinese characters in prominent roles in random wannabe blockbuster schlock like The Meg.

I’d happily take Chinese army people over modern Hollywood wokeness in movies.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Let's play a game spot the shoes that reference things in Sonic and Sonic fandom Memes.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Let's play a game spot the shoes that reference things in Sonic and Sonic fandom Memes.

I’d kek hard if they made a throw away line about Sonichu or even some weird reference to it.

 

[thismanlies]

Let's play a game spot the shoes that reference things in Sonic and Sonic fandom Memes.

Sadly, I don't see a pair of yellow and blue hand painted shoes.

 

[School of Fish]

So how long until CWC defaces a poster for this Sonic movie because of Sonic's blue arms and then pepper sprays someone afterwards?

 

[AnOminous]

This shit actually looks like it might be worse than the Super Mario Brothers movie. Infinitely worse in fact after watching it a second time.

At least that had John Leguizamo and Bob Hoskins going for it. As shit as the movie was, that was perfect casting.

 

[CWCissey]

Official statement from James Marsden on his movie career:

 

[Judge Holden]

Let's play a game spot the shoes that reference things in Sonic and Sonic fandom Memes.

Hmmm....

 

[Floop]

Chris would probably want the Sonic movie to just be a scene for scene retelling of the classic genesis games

 

[Twrx]

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

sonichu

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the waking nightmare art direction fits so well. I see it now:

• coming of age buddy film about a sonichu helping a loner named Chris get a girlfriend and deal with trolls.
• on the run from police, a mysterious antagonist (Liquid Chris) is committing crimes while impersonating him
• only thru magic of friendship can Chris can save his town from destruction and get his house off the internet
• open with star wars type text crawl of comic sans

 

[Ahegao-sama]

Let's all hope Chris gets some enjoyment out of a nice movie. She obviously needs some after the trolls have harassed her for so long, she even made a new private twitter account!

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Let's all hope Chris gets some enjoyment out of a nice movie. She obviously needs some after the trolls have harassed her for so long, she even made a new private twitter account!

she

 

[The Pink Panther]

@Truthboi

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....

 

[deathray44]

(possible ear rape warning)

 

[The Un-Clit]

BRIAN FUCKING BLESSED.

He's still alive, right? That's who we need. Not 1990s Jim Carrey, 1980s Brian Blessed.