Sonic Movie Thread - From a Disastrous Teaser/Trailer to Not That Bad a Movie; Got a Sequel

[Silenttransassin]

I don’t understand this belief that the Sonic movie is right leaning because the cop (who has a black wife) exists and isn’t a villain? It’s city cops that commit the most corruption not rural ones.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I don’t understand this belief that the Sonic movie is right leaning because the cop (who has a black wife) exists and isn’t a villain? It’s city cops that commit the most corruption not rural ones.

Thats extra stupid since the movie was made and came out before the massive BLM/ACAB push that happens last summer.

But it’s also almost always the “small town” cops that are hilariously overly-racist in movies and shows, so who can say.

But people like to claim it’s “right leaning” because the people who got upset with the original design were Sonic fans, which means they play games, which means they’re gamers and are racist sexist nerds that love MAGA, according to Twitter.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

I don’t understand this belief that the Sonic movie is right leaning because the cop (who has a black wife) exists and isn’t a villain? It’s city cops that commit the most corruption not rural ones.

The bad guy is literally the military-industrial-Canadian complex but maybe the scene where Sonic uses his spin dash to destroy an abortion clinic was a bit problematic.

 

[Creep3r]

The bad guy is literally the military-industrial-Canadian complex but maybe the scene where Sonic uses his spin dash to destroy an abortion clinic was a bit problematic.

Pretty based and hogpilled.

 

[starborn427614]

Pretty based and hogpilled.
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The two cakes gag was funnier than it had any right to be. In other news, Knuckles has committed a hate crime and has been summarily executed.

 

[Gar For Archer]

I don’t understand this belief that the Sonic movie is right leaning because the cop (who has a black wife) exists and isn’t a villain? It’s city cops that commit the most corruption not rural ones.

Listening to the fans and giving them what they want (ignoring the fact that it was corporate pushing the gross “realistic” Sonic model, and that the creators were actually against it - or perhaps because of it, because we all know how much leftist consoomers love to suck corporate cock), and also having an interracial relationship without virtue-signaling about it (or mentioning it at all), are both signs that you’re dealing with an alt-right nazi movie.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

The bad guy is literally the military-industrial-Canadian complex but maybe the scene where Sonic uses his spin dash to destroy an abortion clinic was a bit problematic.

We live in strange times where the Left loves "THE MAN"

 

[Creep3r]

The two cakes gag was funnier than it had any right to be. In other news, Knuckles has committed a hate crime and has been summarily executed.

Thank Heaven. A moment of silence for all the poor real hedgeniggas that suffered at the hands of the 'Kidna Knux Klan...

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Pretty based and hogpilled.
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Holy shit the Golden Gate Bridge is on fire! I didn't notice that.

But yeah, the Sonic movie was surprisingly based in making fun of elitism. Kinda shocking it was even allowed to be released just for that alone.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Apparently The Simpsons also tried to make fun of people for hating the original design.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Apparently The Simpsons also tried to make fun of people for hating the original design.
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Doesn't even work in the context of their joke. All that changed in-universe were the eyes when everything about the original design was so wrong. Lame.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Doesn't even work in the context of their joke. All that changed in-universe were the eyes when everything about the original design was so wrong. Lame.

It’s worse in-context.

WAIT, THIS EPISODE WAS A MONTH AGO?! The fuck?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

It’s worse in-context.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zni2fWa4KZIWAIT, THIS EPISODE WAS A MONTH AGO?! The fuck?

This joke might have worked had the movie bombed anyway even after the filmmakers listened to feedback. The fact it became the highest grossing movie based on a video game renders this joke meaningless, doubly so since Comic Book Guy "never saw it."

Also holy shit Hank Azaria's sounding rough.

 

[starborn427614]

This joke might have worked had the movie bombed anyway even after the filmmakers listened to feedback. The fact it became the highest grossing movie based on a video game renders this joke meaningless, doubly so since Comic Book Guy "never saw it."

Also holy shit Hank Azaria's sounding rough.

It's not the highest grossing (that would be Warcraft followed by Detective Pikachu) but it is in the top ten so your point still stands.

 

[Delicious Result]

I just see Knuckles asking someone "You know the way?" in a perfectly-innocent manner, no attention brought to it whatsoever, it's not even in your face like Sanic was, and the spergs in the audience will still lose their shit over it while the normies wonder what was even funny about that line.

sounds like cringe, it was only funny 3 years ago and only for like a week or two. and the worst part is that it defenitely sounds like something they would actually do and people would actually laugh at.

 

[Delicious Result]

It’s worse in-context.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zni2fWa4KZIWAIT, THIS EPISODE WAS A

Apparently The Simpsons also tried to make fun of people for hating the original design.
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it's the Modern Simpsons, they made a scary maze game refference in 2018
you know it's bad when even American Dad made a better Sonic joke.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

I don’t understand this belief that the Sonic movie is right leaning because the cop (who has a black wife) exists and isn’t a villain? It’s city cops that commit the most corruption not rural ones.

It's easier to get up yourself if you're in a place with more space and less people, on average - the "we don't like yer type 'round heah" archetype comes from a perfect combination of insular thinking and general territoriality.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

It's easier to get up yourself if you're in a place with more space and less people, on average - the "we don't like yer type 'round heah" archetype comes from a perfect combination of insular thinking and general territoriality.

What do you know, that's exactly what people like to do on social media, live in echo chambers.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

What do you know, that's exactly what people like to do on social media, live in echo chambers.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

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