Sonic Movie Thread - From a Disastrous Teaser/Trailer to Not That Bad a Movie; Got a Sequel

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Here are my predictions for the film
The lead military guy is the GUN commander from Ow The Edge
Robotnik’s sidekick is Snively
70% of the film will be incredibly unfunny slapstick humor as the main character tries to keep people from finding out about Sonic
Sonic wil end up ruining the guys social life and job just like in Alvin and the Chipmunks and Smurfs
Their’s going to be a completely unearned sad montage with some generic sad pop song playing over it
Fortnite will make an appearance
Incredibly blatant product placement
Tails will show up at the last minute to bring Sonic back home
The post credits scene will be Knuckles coming across Robotnik in Mushroom Hill Zone
The Chaos Emeralds will basically be used as infinity stone knock offs
That piece of blue hair will be used to create Metal Sonic
Their will be a dated meme reference
Their will be a creepy bestiality subplot
Gerald Robotnik and/or Shadow will be teased in a very hamfisted manner
A meme from the sonic franchise will be shoehorned in (I’m guessing it will either be Robotnik saying snooping as usual I see or someone asking where the damn fourth chaos Emerald is)
A cringy scene where someone will call Robotnik an “Eggman”
The meme from the Sonic Franchise will be Chili Dogs.
 
Since people are talking about Sonic having 2 eyes instead of 1:
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An unironically better design, if just for comedy points.

If this was the idea they went with for the eyes I genuinely think people a lot of people would've really loved it, not everyone, but certainly a sizable chunk of the audience, and definitely more than with what they're currently doing.


It's going to be interesting seeing comparisons of the two, while I don't think either really needs to be tied to the properties they're with Detective Pikachu's very clearly embraced Pokemon, it's using it for more than just a selling point. The Sonic movie is very clearly Sonic in name only, the only thing clearly related to Sonic itself is, well, Sonic. Whe next closest thing is Eggman, but the only reason Jim Carrey's being called Eggman's because he's the villain, he share no traits with the actual character. Literally everything else has nothing to do with the source material, it just comes across as a buddy cop movie that was put in the dumpster, then pulled back out again and replaced one of the characters with Sonic.
 
The trailer doesn't look... as bad as it could have. Also it's a kids movie, so we can expect it to not be as high quality as something like Endgame
But you can't make make minors watch something that is so aethestically unpleseant. This is bordering into abuse. I mean...it's deeply disturbing, Sonic's mouth looks like it came from those old Clutch Cargo cartoons, and I'm pretty sure that that black truck is Goliath from Knight Rider. When Cyclops screamed, I screamed with him.
 
It's hilarious to see literally everyone come from wherever they were before to shit all over the trailer. To be honest I am surprised at how the design even made it through as I assume you've got a team of animators and artists and not one person pointed out that it looks uncanny and strange. Maybe that person was ignored or fired but the internet didn't disappoint....people are reacting like I expected them to.
 
do you think the people who made and animated this sonic know what they are going to unleash into the world? do they regret it? i know i would
 
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