Sonic Movie Thread - From a Disastrous Teaser/Trailer to Not That Bad a Movie; Got a Sequel

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When you see the stylized version next to the original one (although, the stylized version would be the "original" because it looks more like the actual character, but whatever) you can see how cheap the movie version is: it actually looks like a person wearing a fursuit and that's disgusting.
 
They should've just gone all Space Jam or Pixels and had the Sonic characters come out of the game for X reason, and the plot is trying to get back into the game while also trying not to wreak as much havoc; an adventure fish-out-of-water story. Also could've had a pre-teen or teen be the human lead instead of a grown man. Have the characters keep a bouncy CGI style that isn't realistic, or hyper realistic, and keep them as close to the source as possible. Don't let the movie take itself too seriously, but also don't just be absurd and outlandishly stupid 100% of the time. Maybe try to incorporate a side story involving the human lead that's sympathetic (maybe about growing up? idk).

That probably would've worked (or worked better at least).
never speak again mortal for you know not what horrors you dare speak.

sorry. 'tism got triggered.
 

Fuck, Metal Sonic will look more real than the fucking CGI anthropomorphic hedgehog they went with. Hell, how in the fuck did they make this
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look so much more appealing? The level of incompetence is astounding here.
 

I mainly know Peach from the Dick Show and was not away she was such a Sonic sped.

Shit, they didn't even bother to put any other staple Sonic characters besides just him and Robotnik. Where's Tails, Amy and Knuckles?

Cinematic Universe. I assure you this is the plan. This movie feels like the most "made by exceptional studio executives" movie ever, and all they can think of is "Cinematic Universe = Money" despite the fact that even Star Wars couldn't pull it off.
 
I mainly know Peach from the Dick Show and was not away she was such a Sonic sped.



Cinematic Universe. I assure you this is the plan. This movie feels like the most "made by exceptional studio executives" movie ever, and all they can think of is "Cinematic Universe = Money" despite the fact that even Star Wars couldn't pull it off.
I’m pretty sure everyone online is shitposting this movie to hell and back online.

I only found out about Paige when she started dating Pat.
 
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If you were to have told me that Sonic movie trailer was an elaborate Funny or Die sketch from like 2009, I would have probably believed you.

Some things just really should not be live action movies.
 
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