Sonic Movie Thread - From a Disastrous Teaser/Trailer to Not That Bad a Movie; Got a Sequel

[Ruin]

Gotta go past.

 

[Commander X]

I created the Event Horizon to reach the stars, but she's gone much, much farther than that. She tore a hole in our universe, a gateway to another dimension. A dimension of pure chaos. Pure... evil. "Hell" is only a word. The reality is much, much worse. Let me show you.

 

[Judge Holden]

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Goin fast but I'm crusin' at hyperspeed.

Nigger you wanna turn this into an arms race?

Because I will win every fucking time

 

[Muttnik]

I should have stayed in bed today.

 

[Ruin]

Gotta go fast.

 

[Devilish Jack o Lantern]

Oh god this is the movie

 

[Commander X]

 

[ZehnBoat]

so are there people ready to white knight this movie?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Andre's losing his mind.

 

[PantsFreeZone]

 

[Judge Holden]

Apparently I was wrong about Mario being in the post credit sequal hook at the end of the movie

Turns out Paramount are going in a very different direction with the sequel according to this leaked image....

 

[Hungerdunger]

Never having remotely desired a Sonic movie, and with the grotesque Hollywood machinations clearly being employed to squeeze the poor blue cunt into a film, this can't be bad enough for me. The worse the better.

 

[Judge Holden]

Nigger why would you put such cursed thoughts in my noggin?

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I still don't know why they went with this embodiment of nightmares, but it makes me think Sega's trying to kill the franchise with this movie.

 

[Chester Rigby]

Apparently I was wrong about Mario being in the post credit sequal hook at the end of the movie

Turns out Paramount are going in a very different direction with the sequel according to this leaked image....

Spoiler

THAT'S A COLE SMITHEY REVIEW I'D REALLY LIKE TO READ!

 

[Judge Holden]

Nigga you think that was the worst we coulda gotten for the mouth?

Shit could have been far, far worse....

THAT'S A COLE SMITHEY REVIEW I'D REALLY LIKE TO READ!

...said absolutely nobody at any point in human history past, present, or future

 

[tehpope]

So why are rings Teleportation things?

 

[Roast Chicken]

Look at dem kissable lips and human teef. It's 2013 Ninja Turtles all over again.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Spoiler: Separated at birth?

 

[Noel Edmonds]

Spoiler: Separated at birth?

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Perhaps more apt...

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