Sonic Movie Thread - From a Disastrous Teaser/Trailer to Not That Bad a Movie; Got a Sequel

[UE 558]

 

[DeadwastePrime]

ah thats hot. thats hot. i cant believe i got to live in a world where this beautiful mess exists.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Trailer's out, bois. It looks exactly like expected.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FvvZaBf9QQI
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Byoutiful.

Paramount must be confused af.

You're supposed to drop shit like this at the beginning of April, not at the end of it.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

I am honestly far more excited for this than I am for Rise of Skywalker

 

[Purple Stuff]

nice to see the movie's faithful to the games

 

[Judge Holden]

nice to see the movie's faithful to the games

Poor old sonic just cant catch a break

 

[omori]

You know what it is? You know what it fuckimg is? He’s got a human-like mouth. You never ever give something with an animal snout a human mouth. It plows, a hard right turn, straight down uncanny valley.

 

[AZ 594]

You know what it is? You know what it fuckimg is? He’s got a human-like mouth. You never ever give something with an animal snout a human mouth. It plows, a hard right turn, straight down uncanny valley.

I'm fine with that. What I'm not fine is the fact that THEY MADE HIS ARMS FREAKING BLUE!

I am honestly far more excited for this than I am for Rise of Skywalker

Unironically me too. I'll take outstandingly bad over bland and boring any day.

 

[Recoil]

How soon before they make pr0n out of this garbage?

 

[Judge Holden]

How soon before they make pr0n out of this garbage?

I checked an hour ago. So far none

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Holy fuck the thread jumped like four pages since last night, I wonder what happe--

Trailer's out, bois. It looks exactly like expected.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FvvZaBf9QQI
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Byoutiful.

 

[Judge Holden]

Holy fuck the thread jumped like four pages since last night, I wonder what happe--

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Oh my nigger...

 

[AnAspieWithAVengeance]

Trailer's out, bois. It looks exactly like expected.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FvvZaBf9QQI
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Byoutiful.

I've never been sexually assaulted or raped in my life thank fuck.

But after watching this, I can somewhat sympathise by 1/10 of a fraction with all rape survivors out there.

I feel violated after watching that trailer.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Estrogen speeds by
Soyboy the hedgehog
Let’s girlfriend sucks off the bull until he dry
soyboy the hedgehog
Soynic he a cuckhold
Soynic he hates his race
He wants shadow in his wife he wants shadow the hedgehog in his wife

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Please God, play this trailer in front of the Detective Pikachu movie. That's all I'm asking for.

 

[Judge Holden]

Estrogen speeds by
Soyboy the hedgehog
Let’s girlfriend sucks off the bull until he dry
soyboy the hedgehog
Soynic he a cuckhold
Soynic he hates his race
He wants shadow in his wife he wants shadow the hedgehog in his wife

Soynic
Trump he disapproves
Soynic
His wife fucks a black dude!
Soynic
Hes the wokest thing alive
Hes the soyest thing alive
Hes the cuckest thing ALLIIIIIIIIVE!!!

 

[Brain Power]

Current like/dislike ratio, and it keeps going down.

 

[Judge Holden]

And so the memes begin...

 

[The Cunting Death]

I'll give it one thing

As much as I think Jim Carrey is a total lolcow now, he looks like he's having the time of his life playing this

 

[Super Color Up]

Goin fast but I'm crusin' at hyperspeed.