Sonic Movie Thread - From a Disastrous Teaser/Trailer to Not That Bad a Movie; Got a Sequel

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MysticMisty dijo:
So I just got back from Detective Pikachu and Paramount actually did in fact have it attached as one of the trailers. Let me tell you that seeing his horribly realistic face in 20 foot dimensions is much worse than just on a computer screen and honestly, I don't know how they expect people to sit through that for two hours. I wouldn't call attaching it to a movie with actual top of the line graphics and non-creepy designs to be a brilliant move either.
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Thank you, God.
 
friedshrimp dijo:
Doug Walker is claiming this film is looking better than Detective Pikachu
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A film that has had a backlash so bad and so vocal by everyone not just Sonic fans to where the creators have to scramble and throw something together for a new design is better than the Detective Pikachu movie? It's opinionated I understand but even a Sonic sperg like myself knew this movie was destined to fail by its concept.
 
friedshrimp dijo:
Doug Walker is claiming this film is looking better than Detective Pikachu
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To be fair, a mostly good Pokemon movie doesnt have me even a fraction as hyped as a Sanic movie that promises to be historically cringy and jawdroppingly bad in the best and most endearing ways possible

Its the difference between....

a) Going to a stage play of Sleeping Beauty with some B tier actors who do a fairly good job but are nothing special

b) Going to Sleeping Beauty pantomime put on by the local insane asylum wherein two thirds the actors are off their meds and going apeshit at the end of the first act, the narrator has tourrettes and loudly shouts NIGGER every time he is supposed to say "witch", the princess is a 400 pound tranny with a beard who has a loud on-stage argument with the director about how he needs to be allowed to wear his diaperfur princess outfit, and in the final act the whole play descends into a furious and violent brawl when some autist starts flapping and screaming about the deafblind retard playing the prince looking at him, all while the stage catches fire due to faulty wiring and a Johnnie Rebel song plays on the loudspeaker.

While the former may be a worthy film in its own right, it aint gonna hold a candle to an all out retard apocalypse which is what Sanic looks like it will be
 
friedshrimp dijo:
Doug Walker is claiming this film is looking better than Detective Pikachu
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MysticMisty dijo:
Let me guess, he has muh nostalgia for Sonic but nothing for Pokemon so fuck it.
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I'm not surprised. He had a raging soy-hardon for that "realistic and action-packed" post-apocalyptic Sonic cartoon from the 90s.
Only thing worse than the fans of that show are the fans of its cringeworthy comic spinoffs.
 
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Judge Holden dijo:
To be fair, a mostly good Pokemon movie doesnt have me even a fraction as hyped as a Sanic movie that promises to be historically cringy and jawdroppingly bad in the best and most endearing ways possible

Its the difference between....

a) Going to a stage play of Sleeping Beauty with some B tier actors who do a fairly good job but are nothing special

b) Going to Sleeping Beauty pantomime put on by the local insane asylum wherein two thirds the actors are off their meds and going apeshit at the end of the first act, the narrator has tourrettes and loudly shouts NIGGER every time he is supposed to say "witch", the princess is a 400 pound tranny with a beard who has a loud on-stage argument with the director about how he needs to be allowed to wear his diaperfur princess outfit, and in the final act the whole play descends into a furious and violent brawl when some autist starts flapping and screaming about the deafblind retard playing the prince looking at him, all while the stage catches fire due to faulty wiring and a Johnnie Rebel song plays on the loudspeaker.

While the former may be a worthy film in its own right, it aint gonna hold a candle to an all out retard apocalypse which is what Sanic looks like it will be
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Holy shit, I would pay good money to see that.
Super Color Up dijo:
Doug and all of his fellow satamfags can get the noose for all I care. They were already a blight and it's only gotten worse.
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They love that because they want to fuck Sally. Meanwhile, The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog has a fanbase because it's wackiness and off model animation lead to a great source of memes and shitposting.
 
Judge Holden dijo:
b) Going to Sleeping Beauty pantomime put on by the local insane asylum wherein two thirds the actors are off their meds and going apeshit at the end of the first act, the narrator has tourrettes and loudly shouts NIGGER every time he is supposed to say "witch", the princess is a 400 pound tranny with a beard who has a loud on-stage argument with the director about how he needs to be allowed to wear his diaperfur princess outfit, and in the final act the whole play descends into a furious and violent brawl when some autist starts flapping and screaming about the deafblind retard playing the prince looking at him, all while the stage catches fire due to faulty wiring and a Johnnie Rebel song plays on the loudspeaker.
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While this works as a description for how the fandom will react to the movie, the movie itself will be more akin to a group of middle schoolers reciting Sleeping Beauty in droning monotone, except for one kid who actually makes an effort to act.
 
MysticMisty dijo:
While this works as a description for how the fandom will react to the movie, the movie itself will be more akin to a group of middle schoolers reciting Sleeping Beauty in droning monotone, except for one kid who actually makes an effort to act.
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It's corporate hollywood crap that panders to that type of viewer. The normal movie watcher doesn't care about Sonic I would say so cast Jim Carrey as a major character and let him play himself in the movie. I love In Living Color and his style of slapstick zany comedy but that's part of the reason why he was picked for the roles because I doubt anyone else in the movie besides the blue talking animal would bring anything interesting enough to willingly watch it. The movie has the circus shit show appeal at the moment where you only want to watch how bad it truly will be.
 
Somari1996 dijo:
The movie just got delayed to 2020.
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Sonic The Hedgehog Movie Delayed Until 2020 - IGN

Following the Sonic The Hedgehog movie's director Jeff Fowler's decision to fix Sonic's design after fan outcry, he has now announced that the film will be pushed back to February 14, 2020 to make the iconic character "just right."
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I'll give Paramount credit for at least acknowledging the design looks like shit and will work to fix it.

Not sure if that'll improve the movie, but I applaud the filmmakers for not going the Ghostbusters route and mock the fans.
 
Somari1996 dijo:
The movie just got delayed to 2020.
m.ign.com

Sonic The Hedgehog Movie Delayed Until 2020 - IGN

Following the Sonic The Hedgehog movie's director Jeff Fowler's decision to fix Sonic's design after fan outcry, he has now announced that the film will be pushed back to February 14, 2020 to make the iconic character "just right."
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Highly doubt that this amount of time will make the movie better but at least it will cut down on the stress on those working on the movie.
 
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