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[Trip Chesterton III]

Haven't you heard? it's a fucking spectrum
There're more genders than there're stars up at night now.

I don't care sooo much about the genders thing. Moreso that they all need a flag like they are a country?

 

[Fish Boss]

Someone ate a ban for saying ace isn't a real sexuality and they don't need their own stripey flag lmao

you left out the important detail that this discussion about whether or not someone fucks is in the thread for childrens cartoon she ra

 

[northstar747]

not having sex but wanting to = incel; horrible and evil, not a gender
not having sex and not wanting to = special snowflake protected gender

It's almost like there are no rules to this and it's just made up as they go along

Calvin ball !!!

 

[Big Nasty]

you left out the important detail that this discussion about whether or not someone fucks is in the thread for childrens cartoon she ra

She-Ra = Typical tranny jackoff material.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

It's like if atheists all furiously argued that atheism is a form of religion.

To be fair it is to the militant atheist types...

 

[TiggerNits]

I don't care sooo much about the genders thing. Moreso that they all need a flag like they are a country?

Some of them are extremely fat

 

[CharlesBarkley]

A good SA post - "The fact there isnt a flag for slightly dark bald men infuriates and disgusts me. We must murder all Republicans. Anyways, while watching Peppa Pig, I was thinking about Peppas sexuality and how she must have the ability to orgasm numerous times like a RL pig because..."

A bad SA post - "You are a fag."

 

[Emperor Julian]

not having sex but wanting to = incel; horrible and evil, not a gender
not having sex and not wanting to = special snowflake protected gender

It's almost like there are no rules to this and it's just made up as they go along

Traditionally they're called cat ladies. Unfortunatly the catlady is a dying breed because as the femcels become more net concious they get to inflict themselves on everyone else and can engage with each other on the net.

Irl catladies play nice long enough to work together.

 

[polonium]

Really makes u think though. Why is "not wanting to have sex" a sexuality?

Why is gender identity a sexual preference?

 

[TiggerNits]

Why is gender identity a sexual preference?

Because all of it is a fetish to these weirdo fuck-ups, I 'spose

 

[I'm Mrs. Mustachios!]

To be fair it is to the militant atheist types...

Sure, but they would militantly argue against that if you told it to them.

 

[augment]

If you wanted to start your own cult-political party, sex is a good option on the internet. Find regular morons to support you, claim a flag or combination of colors and it's off to twitter to shame those nazis for putting you and your people down.

 

[X Prime]

Someone ate a ban for saying ace isn't a real sexuality and they don't need their own stripey flag lmao

You know, at first I did not believe you.

Yet here we are.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Beyond their overindulgence in bacon, you can unfailingly recognize goons by their exceptional hatred for villages. Every time this issue crops up, there is an exceptional individual piping up in favor of bulldozing rural communities and replacing them with planned megacities consisting of featureless concrete blocks and shitbox apartments. It is like clockwork.

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I started noticing the pattern in the late 2000s, and it works without a fail. These sad critters hate pastures and cows and shit.

The essence of modern leftism has become miserable sadbrains trying to con everybody else into equally miserable circumstances. If you look at every "activist" PBS and NPR dig up to spout dishonest bullshit, they always end up being the same kind of broken cunt or some asshole who's still mad about shit from elementary school. Sometimes they can't even hide it on the air.

 

[Pissmaster]

You know, at first I did not believe you.

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Yet here we are.

HorseLord, if you're reading this, feel free to register and join us. This thread's a great time.

 

[Ghostse]

HorseLord, if you're reading this, feel free to register and join us. This thread's a great time.

How about no.
While he is the cleanest end of the turd, The clean end of the turd is still shit.

 

[break these cuffs]

How about no.
While he is the cleanest end of the turd, The clean end of the turd is still shit.

I know what we need, more goons!

t. nobody ever

 

[AmpleApricots]

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I'm pretty sure when these mental healthcare professionals told him to write it down, they didn't mean on a comedy forum for asspats, yet here we are. I might show my age with that but this post is just appalling to me. I cannot grasp why you would share this with strangers or even semi-strangers in graphic detail out of your own accord, especially after you already had the chance to talk about these things with people you know in person. By his own statements it's not like he has literally nobody to talk to.

Also that was some serious drinking if she(SA, so maybe "she") was basically rotted from the inside with 26. Must've been really pleasant to be around her. There's no way that dude isn't also drinking or abusing something, otherwise he probably wouldn't have been able to stand it or would have at least not said it came "without warning". Also what kind of shitty friends has he that tell him to "not date other friends"? It's the best thing ever if your partner is also a good friend, and if that was always the case you'd have a lot less shitty relationships in this world where people can barely stand each other. Well I guess it's the kind of friends who drink themselves to death.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Also that was some serious drinking if she(SA, so maybe "she") was basically rotted from the inside with 26.

If this is actually true, I'm curious to know what and how much this, *ahem*, woman was drinking.

Also what kind of shitty friends has he that tell him to "not date other friends"?

That's the polite way of saying "we don't want her dating you", as in, "You suck, she can do better".

 

[Dan Abrams]

I'm not logging into my SA account to check, but are there any cool posts from goons basically cheering for corona-chan since it will kill all the evil boomer landlords/doctors that refuse them gender pills?