Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

They got what they wanted, and they're still unhappy.

This makes me pretty happy, at least! Good stuff, I hope it this never ends. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, etc.

 

[whatinthefck]

Lol nice backpedal you triggered faggot.

what are you reeeeetarded or something

 

[two bees]

The real twist is that FAU ended up being the only friend FYAD had on the staff and is likely the reason the forum didn't get shitcanned a long time ago.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Troons just want to be appointed SA’s official political commissars.

For Troonissars to do their job effectively every goon will need to happily turn over access to their FB, Reddit, twitter accounts, and screen names on any other forums, so troonissars can meticulously inspect them for wrong opinions.

Once a goon has passed a troonissar’s inspection they will have the privilege of posting on the most ideologically pure comedy forum online.

This is the only way troonissars can protect the most sacred thing on earth - troon feelings and ego.

 

[bango skank]

lol

looks like the jig is up

i wonder how many of the people they purge over the next few days are actually leftists who just dont buy into idpol bullshit or refuse to take their posting orders from insane crossdressers, but of course we’re all chuds or trump voters in their minds

 

[OwO What's This?]

lol
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looks like the jig is up

i wonder how many of the people they purge over the next few days are actually leftists who just dont buy into idpol bullshit or refuse to take their posting orders from insane crossdressers, but of course we’re all chuds or trump voters in their minds

you dont have to like trump or even think he's a good president to vote for him

just remember what makes you mad makes them fifty times more mad. that's the Silent Majority™ in action

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

lol
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looks like the jig is up

i wonder how many of the people they purge over the next few days are actually leftists who just dont buy into idpol bullshit or refuse to take their posting orders from insane crossdressers, but of course we’re all chuds or trump voters in their minds

Tons. The first to leave SA were the more right leaning types but SA’s crazy troon brigade has managed to run off the majority of sane left leaning goons for years.

I find it hilarious they try to blame the rise of the “alt-right” on 4chan or FYAD humor. Whiny Troons demanding their delusions and feelings be top priority 24/7 have pushed far more people towards the right than the siren song of ironic racism or alt-right could have ever dreamed of.

Im one of those liberal former goons who actually believes in freedom of speech which is why I’m so disgusted with this bullshit.

 

[crab hole]

I'm a radical leftist current goon, I just hate trannies.

 

[Pissmaster]

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Still assmad. Banning all the meanies in FYAD wasn't enough; you should have done more, admins. Traitors.

*bends over backwards to appease a few people*

CascadeBeta: "We've been treated fucking atrociously and the admins have betrayed us. They should all be fucking ashamed."

Man, I'd love to see a video of CascadeBeta getting arrested.

Also I'd love to see Deltarune Chapter 2 shit on trannies. Obviously, it won't happen, but it'd make me so happy to see how that guy reacts.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Tons. The first to leave SA were the more right leaning types but SA’s crazy troon brigade has managed to run off the majority of sane left leaning goons for years.

I find it hilarious they try to blame the rise of the “alt-right” on 4chan or FYAD humor. Whiny Troons demanding their delusions and feelings be top priority 24/7 have pushed far more people towards the right than the siren song of ironic racism or alt-right could have ever dreamed of.

Im one of those liberal former goons who actually believes in freedom of speech which is why I’m so disgusted with this bullshit.

Same, I just wanna call people slurs when they act like dumb faggots on the internet. If you don't act like a idiot you're not going to get shit flung at you. It's pretty simple really.

I used to be a lot more left leaning, mostly cause of my time on SA. Then I realized how shitty of a person I had started to become and took a step back and realized how much bullshit had been shoved down my throat that I had bought into. That and the way the troons were acting there led to me ending up here during the shmorky thing. Then Vordak got the farms shut down so I went back to SA for like a year before I discovered KF was back and once I started posting here I never went back to SA.

I still got an account I bet, I just need to decide how I wanna light it up in flames.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

This makes probably the fourth or fifth internet forum I've been on that got ruined by troons. For such a tiny segment of the population, they sure manage to be obnoxious.

 

[repentance]

 

[ElAbominacion]

“The Troon is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Man and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

 

[Mesosalpinx]

Lowtax himself predicted this. I wish he would watch his old speech and take his own advice.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

“The Troon is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Man and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

I smoked a cigarette and browsed the news. A story about trannies, written by a tranny, talked about how trannies needed more et. cetera. The needs of a tranny are endless. a tranny on every television channel. a tranny in every movie. nothing but tranny music for trannies and those who wish to be trannies. that is almost worse than being a tranny. at least a tranny does not want to be a tranny. a tranny does not want to be a tranny so badly he will kill everyone who is not a tranny just so that he might not be reminded that he is a tranny. I was glad to be alone again in my room, where no tranny had ever been. there are few places like this left in the world. when the tranny was freed the world became the tranny's slave.

At night the trannies come out, brave in the absence of light, as if the Night were an accomplice to the trannies, lending shadow to the misdeeds of the fake lesbians. Beneath the luminescence of gaudy streetlights the gangs of trannies, in feral tranny packs, would stumble and howl, liquored-up on cheap tranny drinks and enthused by the putrid dilation stations. In the day these trannies were more docile. The tumult of the trannies grew tedious and I decided to leave, to walk perhaps to a place where no trannies ever went. To do this I needed to walk down the troonstained streets and wait in subway overrun by trannies. Every tranny looked at me as if waiting for me to call them what they, as trannies, knew what I, as not a tranny, knew them to be. Most of the passengers were trannies or abused children. Each tranny stared at the other trannies with the suspicion that infects every tranny due to the violence inherent in each tranny and no one knows what a tranny is capable of more than a tranny. that is why trannies always leer as they do, for trannies assume that everyone has a propensity for violence equal to a tranny's.

In the fresh blossoming night air after I had risen from the stench of the troonsoiled subway I felt a peace that can only be known when all trannies were absent. Perhaps this is why trannies are so disgruntle, they never have the chance to leave trannies behind. Perhaps these types of free and fresh nights are not available to trannies who must leer with trannyhate in their trannyheads and trannyhearts all the days of their HRT-addled lives. But now the streets were clean, vacant of all trannies and the cacophony of trannies. I had come out of that tranny-Gehenna where the golems of the trannyloving kikes waste and writhe. I was lost in the coolness of a midnight devoid of trannies.

It was almost ruined, knowing I would have to return to the trannies. Knowing that everywhere else, trannies were muddying everything with their trannyhands and their trannynotions. But for now there was the peace of no trannies.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Transgender.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

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looks like the jig is up

i wonder how many of the people they purge over the next few days are actually leftists who just dont buy into idpol bullshit or refuse to take their posting orders from insane crossdressers, but of course we’re all chuds or trump voters in their minds

Looks like they're onto you.

Should've hid your powerlevel, bud. Though I get the sentiment of being done with the place. Oh, and according to the troons, you're not an actual leftist because you disagree with them.

 

[repentance]

Anyone would think only kiwis have the money to buy stuff to mess with people.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

So how many months do you give it before SA is functionally indistinguishable from Resetera?

 

[bango skank]

Looks like they're onto you.

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Should've hid your powerlevel, bud. Though I get the sentiment of being done with the place. Oh, and according to the troons, you're not an actual leftist because you disagree with them.

im over the place, the entitled perverts and perpetual victims can have it. i dont care about catching a perma and there’s nothing ive posted anywhere online that would embarrass or hurt me irl.

i actually regged here just to check the place out back when they started the hysterics over the ads and i used a random name then but now i couldn’t care less.

if any of you fucking scolds are reading this, have fun turning SA into your queer little echo chamber of a “comedy” forum where policing language and thought is more important than the fucking jokes.