Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[niggers]

remember kids, "better than lowtax" is a pretty low bar

if you didn't lose 100k to asian alimony you're better than lowtax

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Stuff like this is what makes me so grateful for Kiwi Farms. Plus everyone knows that Coke Zer0 & Adderal > boxed wine & Ambien.

But how did Lowtax wind up with a spinal(?) injury? I looked back through the thread & all I saw was him complaining about a mysterious injury for a year, but not what may have caused it.

 

[Anime is Blood]

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That's about $3000 per month higher than when the latest round of begging started. It also excludes donations made directly through the SA website.

Goons are going full doobie right now where they are getting excited about giving a fat idiot money and trying to compete with each other. I've seen posts about amounts in the thousands. It's the same shit that caused them to drop $300,000 on Star Citizen, buying friends.

This is probably the funniest thing they could do with their money because the more they give the idiot that hasn't worked in twenty years to waste on frivolous shit the less there will be to try and save the forums if they are ever actually in a danger of closing.

When he scammed five figures from goons for Xenforo 2.0 his pickings were slim for the next 4-5 periods of begging. I guess this time the emergency was that he just doesn't make enough money from the forums so nobody can claim they were ripped off.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I don’t know much about Lowtax but I do know that Null doesn’t make giant front page articles bitching about his marriage and that’s why I like Dear Leader better.

 

[Doctor Doom]

Here's a person that's good with money.

 

[chicken wings]

"because the general public on the internet fucking sucks shit"

That's exactly what I imagined a washed out early 2000's site admin would say.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Here's a person that's good with money.

@Null knows how to make text blink. Therefore, KF > SA.

EDIT: wait nvm I hate KF now

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

But how did Lowtax wind up with a spinal(?) injury? I looked back through the thread & all I saw was him complaining about a mysterious injury for a year, but not what may have caused it.

That's what happens when you're not ready for Coke Zero. He's no Null, you know?

 

[Ghostse]

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Virgin Dear Richard: Pay $10 for non-working search
The Chad Had-sex-at-least-once Null: Search is free, works.

 

[repentance]

Goon discord network has over 100 servers.

Goon Discord Network

goondiscordnetwork.com

And look who's back.

 

[PoisonedBun]

Lowtax should start a BFC thread.

Also, I laughed.

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Honestly would have been a better cause than mutilating children.

 

[Mimic]

In the end, Something Awful became the Grover House.

 

[Zaryiu]

So if he goes bankrupt what happens to SA?

 

[don't tred on snek]

He's not gonna go bankrupt any soon with all those paypigs

 

[repentance]

He's not gonna go bankrupt any soon with all those paypigs

I hope he remembers to allow for tax on the donations.

 

[northstar747]

and nothing will change though i think this will just encourage ZDR and KM to put there hands out.

 

[Goodbye Horses]

I hope he remembers to allow for tax on the donations.

There's a first time for everything.

 

[Doctor Jizzmopper]

We're at 600 pages of this thread and SA still exists. The length of this thread should be a reminder that its end will be long, slow, and painful.

Much like Taxman's end.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

All Goon projects fail.

Goonswarm hasn't failed yet, but SA membership hasn't been a requirement in a decade.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Goonswarm hasn't failed yet, but SA membership hasn't been a requirement in a decade.

As if The Mittani really posted on the forums anyway. Goonswarm only really requires SA membership for the SA corp- Goonwaffe.