Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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The golden neckbeard dijo:
Goonmeets (gooncamp)were a big deal back in the day.. I remember having a classmate try and get me to go to one back in 2003. I declined, he had just introduced me to the site I thought it was cool but I didnt want to meet any of them. Turns out when got back he told me a story about some gangbang in a tent and a lice outbreak and somebody throwing feces on tents. Glad i never went
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Dude you missed the infamous see through tent anal sex spectacular.

It's a legend but it must be told to keep it going. A gross goon and his gross girlfriend had loud anal sex while people could see their shadows through the tent. It apparently smelled real bad.
 
Ghostse dijo:
Its worth noting that pretty much the only SA posters left are perma-triggered social-justice incel shut-ins, and even if they'd have been able to get money from their parents to head out SA HQ, they wouldn't have had to spoons to leave their goon hovels.
Plus it was in flyover country, life just isn't worth living if you aren't in a coastal city.
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I propose we coin the term 'goon spoons' as a unit of calculating how much faggotry someone possesses.
 
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Ghostse dijo:
Its worth noting that pretty much the only SA posters left are perma-triggered social-justice incel shut-ins, and even if they'd have been able to get money from their parents to head out SA HQ, they wouldn't have had to spoons to leave their goon hovels.
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Ain't this the truth? I was just about to post a few screenshots related to this.

These are from Xander77, champion of virtue, and staunch ally of women everywhere...

It starts out fairly innocuously (for SA), with some out-of-left-field vitriol for the Dresden Files:

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After a couple of people call him on it, he breaks out the M-word:

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Finally, he devolves into just slinging accusations:

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Interestingly, there are people still calling him out for it, which I didn't think would still happen on current-year Something Awful. I await news of their banning once he pitches enough of a shitfit.

I looked around to see if he had some lolcow traits, and some of them are definitely there: he uses the same username everywhere, he still uses LiveJournal (lol), he posts extremely long imagedumps (120+ pictures) of things like Ben Garrison cartoons, complete with commentary on most of them (see here), and to top it off, he somehow got banned from TVTropes; I couldn't find out why. I do find it interesting that he seems to give the Witcher books praise on his LJ, though, given what he says about Dresden Files.

Unfortunately, I couldn't find anything that would be a tipping point to warranting a thread for now. Time will tell...
 
There's like a million of those tedious highly opinionated type goons that never shut the fuck up and think they're morally superior to you because you like the wrong media or have the wrong opinions.

Also the misanthropic nihilistic goon where they post at their computer Janitor Job about how America is collapsing and it's the Drumpf apocalypse then come home and play Fortnite
 
Ebonic Tutor dijo:
Indeed he was, supposedly he was doxin' people but I never dug to deep into that.
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He got banned like...... 5 or 6 times for it, as well as multiple warnings, they eventually just got sick of him because he couldnt help himself and kept doing it.

He kept doing it on the Frontier forums and got banned, and he did it on Reddit......

And got banned.

He currently sits in the Star Citizen refunds sub pretending to be someone else under the user name “OldSchoolCommander”.

The reason I have an interest in him is because of his hilariously shit, in development for a decade and still not released, kicked off steam early access, now only available from some dodgy no refunds available website for a stupid amount of money game “line of defense”:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OlYGgju1R2o

Which he variously claims cost him “less than 12 million dollars” “20 million dollars” and is made by “less than 10 people” or a “team of developers based around the world” depending on what day it is.

He claims he had thousands of people online playing it at anyone time, while steam stats said it average 0.1 players per day.

Its been great fun watching the old twat sperg out over Star Citizen, which all stems back to a game Derek announced but almost immediately canceled called “Galactic Command Online” which he claimed was going to do pretty much everything Elite and Star Citizen are trying to do, accept as usual Derek claimed he had the technology, resources and finances to crack it out in under a year, and as usual he delivered absolutely fuck all:

https://www.bluesnews.com/s/103216/galactic-command-online-3000ad_s-last-game
 
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Dr. Studman M.D. dijo:
Dude you missed the infamous see through tent anal sex spectacular.

It's a legend but it must be told to keep it going. A gross goon and his gross girlfriend had loud anal sex while people could see their shadows through the tent. It apparently smelled real bad.
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Wonder if this was the one i narrowly missed.

Been 15 years but I recall the story. Someone smeared shit with there hands from an outhouse on all the tents in the middle of the night..they caught up the goon and he ended up leaving but not before causing a bunch of ruckus. The guy ended up having a Serouisly nasty poop eating fetish and helldump caught up with him a few years later and he was permabanned for being a scatfag


And there was a thread too but it got gassed.
 
The golden neckbeard dijo:
Wonder if this was the one i narrowly missed.

Been 15 years but I recall the story. Someone smeared shit with there hands from an outhouse on all the tents in the middle of the night..they caught up the goon and he ended up leaving but not before causing a bunch of ruckus. The guy ended up having a Serouisly nasty poop eating fetish and helldump caught up with him a few years later and he was permabanned for being a scatfag


And there was a thread too but it got gassed.
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That shiteating goblin is EBT, a troon, he actually kept posting after being helldump but stayed within the transgoon thread. He was perma'd a couple years after being helldumped when people reminded the admins what a shiteating goblin EBT is. I only remember EBT by name as I could not believe they didn't ban him when I paid my 10 bux to read webcomic mock threads during a paywall. He was first on my ignore list.

EBT wrote a whole blog about experimenting with different diets to make the tastiest poop. I will never forget it. I maybe wrong and there are multiple shiteating goblins, like when helldump uncovered a great web of pedo goons.
 
So it seems that R. Guyovich has been made an admin.

For those who don't know he's the delusional Stalinist tankie mod of D&D who denies that the Holomodor ever happened and described sending people to the gulags for being late to work as "a reasonable means to increase production".

I'm sure this will go well.
 
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A tranny being a completely disgusting degenerate? Well I never

As how big the user base is and how much is going on, Lowtax could just actually spend time on his forum and then he wouldn't really need any other admins besides him. There's dudes that stem much bigger projects all by themselves out there. He has nothing else to do anyways.

Of course, work is not an option.
 
Spunt dijo:
So it seems that R. Guyovich has been made an admin.

For those who don't know he's the delusional Stalinist tankie mod of D&D who denies that the Holomodor ever happened and described sending people to the gulags for being late to work as "a reasonable means to increase production".

I'm sure this will go well.
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Well I see lowtax is doubling down on stupidity and embracing social justice idiots who are destroying the forums.
 
zap2theextreme dijo:
I guarantee you he makes no decisions or has any idea about what goes on with the mod/admin staff.
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Lowtax was basically MIA for a good chunk of time when Ozma was admin. He no shit made a thread asking who the fuck made all these randos mods and admins. I think this was a little time before Ozma got ousted.
 
Dr. Studman M.D. dijo:
That shiteating goblin is EBT, a troon, he actually kept posting after being helldump but stayed within the transgoon thread. He was perma'd a couple years after being helldumped when people reminded the admins what a shiteating goblin EBT is. I only remember EBT by name as I could not believe they didn't ban him when I paid my 10 bux to read webcomic mock threads during a paywall. He was first on my ignore list.

EBT wrote a whole blog about experimenting with different diets to make the tastiest poop. I will never forget it. I maybe wrong and there are multiple shiteating goblins, like when helldump uncovered a great web of pedo goons.
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Yeah thats sound right. People who are into scat swapping and eating belong in a santiarium
 
I used to think it was an exaggeration but you all aren't joking. The forum is absolutely full of tankie retards. Even the Games subforum is more about politics than games now. I used to visit the Games forum every couple of days because the recommendations were okay and there was actual discussion instead of sensationalizing like on Reddit, but no one talks about games there anymore.

The JRPG thread is talking about how creepy JRPGs are and how they wish there was a game about Communist revolution or femdom.
The Steam thread is bitching and moaning that We Happy Few doesn't unequivocally compare people who aren't left-wing to Nazis and that it doesn't make "a statement" about the alt-right.
There's a megathread solely about Polygon (WTF?) and it's devolved into discussing the various female members of the staff complaining about bugmen at their jobs harassing them. You never know which is true because male feminists are usually creeps, but the type of person who works at Polygon wants attention and headpats so they could be lying. The funny thing is, no one can tell who's a true ally or not so they're all snipping at each other trying to figure out who to witch hunt so the last couple of posts have been sarcastic lower-case replies with no grammar.

How do people like that enjoy life? Do they just endlessly make commentary about what's going on around them sarcastically? It's like no one can be genuine because if they are they might be outed as "problematic" because they didn't word their agreement of a prog. stack member with the correct amount of deference or hostility to whatever is the subject of their five-minutes hate.
 

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Poop A Loop dijo:
How do people like that enjoy life?
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They don't, that's the problem. They're miserable shitheads who, for one reason or another, are incapable of actually enjoying life, and since they have a poor theory of mind (because people who can understand others' humanity usually aren't extremists), they assume that everyone else is as shitty as they are - hence their paranoia.

I used to think that these people were just trolls who enjoyed riling up other people, but as trolling got more refined over the years, I realized that these sad sacks actually are this pathetic. It's unreal.
 
lechatnoir dijo:
They don't, that's the problem. They're miserable shitheads who, for one reason or another, are incapable of actually enjoying life, and since they have a poor theory of mind (because people who can understand others' humanity usually aren't extremists), they assume that everyone else is as shitty as they are - hence their paranoia.

I used to think that these people were just trolls who enjoyed riling up other people, but as trolling got more refined over the years, I realized that these sad sacks actually are this pathetic. It's unreal.
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They are puritians with no work ethic.
 
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Dr. Studman M.D. dijo:
Lowtax was basically MIA for a good chunk of time when Ozma was admin. He no shit made a thread asking who the fuck made all these randos mods and admins. I think this was a little time before Ozma got ousted.
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I remember Ozma posting on several occasions that Lowtax never answered communication from the mods and admins. While she was a first-class cunt, I'm inclined to believe that.
 
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