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[negativlad]

I'm really surprised nobody has brought this up yet. Lowtax posted an extremely exceptional opinion regarding today's suicide of Anthony Bourdain and got ratio'd to hell on Twitter. According to him, Anthony Bourdain is an asshole because he killed himself despite having a child.

Those 121 replies are almost unanimously telling him to shut the fuck up.

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He's definitely not mad though.

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He halfheartedly backpedals like a coward, like many people here have said he can't admit fault even in the face of overwhelming wrongdoing.

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I was just coming here to post this. I could've respected his extremely wrong take on Bourdain's suicide since he was at least voicing a real opinion instead of his usual internet bullshit, but in the face of overwhelming twitter notifications he just "meh, whatever"s twice and retweets fucking Frankie Muniz about how much the internet sucks. Shameful.

 

[SiccDicc]

What experiences? Has he tried to commit suicide or something?

 

[CausticMinory]

The hill he is choosing to die on is ironically, about the suicide of another person.

 

[Holocaust Mansplainer]

Lowtax trying to pretend he won't go out the same way one day

 

[Ghostse]

What experiences? Has he tried to commit suicide or something?

I'd give it very high odds that suicide is another thing that Lowtax has failed at.

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

I dunno I think he kind of has a point. Not that he didn't make it in a retarded way.

 

[AmpleApricots]

told ya he's not clever enough to run with that crowd

E: also let me add that I think it's very cool and good that he uses that twitter account just to promote SA, like he said he would.

 

[repentance]

Four daughters? Did he Ashli have another baby?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

E: also let me add that I think it's very cool and good that he uses that twitter account just to promote SA, like he said he would.

He's actually capturing the asspain one experiences at SA fairly well with his tweets. Also, it's current level of comedy.

 

[northstar747]

I think its sad he wont stand by his tweet, or just go full WACKY ZANNY,

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Four daughters? Did he Ashli have another baby?

I think he's so screwed up on opiates he thinks his wife is his daughter. She doesn't work, and she's whiny and petulant so I can see how he could confuse her for a small child.

And speaking of screwed up daughters, LowT was whining on Twitter a few months ago about how chinkwife was screwing up his middle daughter, but he absolutely refuses to get her some therapy. He'd rather drive around in his last vestige of success rather than sell it and pay for the help his little girl so desperately needs.

 

[BlueSpark]

What experiences? Has he tried to commit suicide or something?

He said that he had a suicidal parent growing up and used that as an excuse for his tweets. Presumably that's what he's talking about here.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Someone should tell Lowtax that just because his parents say "I want to die every time you come by and ask for money" doesn't mean they really want to commit suicide.

 

[jace821]

The goons in the mod feedback forum aren’t too happy with taxman’s hot take. The few people agreeing with him are conservative posters.

 

[BleedingGumsGriffy]

The goons in the mod feedback forum aren’t too happy with taxman’s hot take. The few people agreeing with him are conservative posters.

It's funny that in the middle of the discussion about how to attract new users (lol, as if...), LowT bans yet another topic of conversation. So add Anthony Bourdain with Mt. Everest, female comedians, game journalism, anything politically embarrassing to the mods, Krusty memes, and hundreds of other things. But that's not the problem, no the problem is they haven't banned all maga chuds yet, you see...

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

The goons in the mod feedback forum aren’t too happy with taxman’s hot take. The few people agreeing with him are conservative posters.

I thought calling yourself conservative was grounds for an immediate ban.

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

The goons in the mod feedback forum aren’t too happy with taxman’s hot take. The few people agreeing with him are conservative posters.

How many goons even had a father in their household in the first place? It's like the ghetto. No one has a dad but everyone has a gun. (replace gun with dildo here)

 

[Ghostse]

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PROTIP: If you have a young daughter and you leave her in the care of a mentally ill man with pedophile tendencies while you go on a barefoot ambien vacation, and ruin that poor girl's life, you do not deserve praise or kind words. You have ruined that girl's entire life you selfish asshole.

 

[oldTireWater]

Why'd Mt Everest get added to the taboo list?

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

I think that people objected to the fact that there were people making fun of people who died trying to climb Mt. Everest.