Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Troon Petty and the 41ers]

People would get mad in the FE thread on Something Awful if someone claimed that a character who in the games are explicitly heterosexual aren't actually secretly gay and that gay men cannot have children. 10 years ago.

Yes I indeed remember that Ike is inarguably gay, and IS are evil because you can't gay marry and adopt the time traveling kids from the future in Awakening. Fandom's still complaining Claude isn't gay/bi too. I'm sure you also get banned if you say that Lucius or Libra aren't trans.

 

[FrickFace]

Yes I indeed remember that Ike is inarguably gay, and IS are evil because you can't gay marry and adopt the time traveling kids from the future in Awakening. Fandom's still complaining Claude isn't gay/bi too. I'm sure you also get banned if you say that Lucius or Libra aren't trans.

I always hated Inigo X Owain shippers the most.

 

[Uncle Tom's Condo]

Not enough goons died on that zipline or hawaiin 'homestead'.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Not enough goons died on that zipline or hawaiin 'homestead'.

..what about the DOOM bathroom and Groverhaus?

 

[Uncle Tom's Condo]

..what about the DOOM bathroom and Groverhaus?

Sadly, Groverhaus will kill whoever occupies it now that Grover has sold it and didn't have to disclose any material defects. Same with DOOM bathroom. Poor people had to no choice to participate in any of that foolery.

Or dose themselves on Joose after reading 100+ pages of fellow goons ruining their lives in a 3-day timespan thanks to chinese research drugs.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Or dose themselves on Joose after reading 100+ pages of fellow goons ruining their lives in a 3-day timespan thanks to chinese research drugs.

Jesus. I forgot about that. Some dude tried to buy a piano.

 

[Uncle Tom's Condo]

Jesus. I forgot about that. Some dude tried to buy a piano.

I think that was the guy who had his fiancee's father call and tell the goon to never contact his daughter again.

 

[Troon Petty and the 41ers]

I think that was the guy who had his fiancee's father call and tell the goon to never contact his daughter again.

That raises some serious questions about the engagement.

 

[SwiftBucks]

Jesus. I forgot about that. Some dude tried to buy a piano.

It was a baby grand and he lived in an apartment.

I remember some other goon unraveling his entire life over the course of the bender. Spent all his money, lost all his cards and ID, ruined all his relationships and totalled his car, copping a DUI and possession charges at the same time

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Spent all his money, lost all his cards and ID, ruined all his relationships and totalled his car, copping a DUI and possession charges at the same time

Pity if he couldn't remember any of it. This was before the time where everything was thrown on WOORRRLDSTARRR TikTok.

Imagine burning your entire world to the ground with no record of it. I thought some TCC shithead did some drugs, and completely burnt every business relationship they had, but I don't really remember. We've gone multiple times over the one who cooked himself in his car and his girlfriend just wanted to find his drugs.

 

[Troon Petty and the 41ers]

I always hated Inigo X Owain shippers the most.