Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Shrangus]

Also, fellow former goons, now that you know that kiwifarms isn't (just) drooling psychos and rampant autists, let people know the truth. All the wider internet knows about this place is what they hear from the lolcow's mouth.

 

[Richard Stabone]

I guess @Lowtax could always start SA spinoff sites and hope one of them becomes successful.
Too bad he's technically inept.

That's the weird thing about him. His livelihood has been a message board for almost 20 years and he learned nothing about how it's actually run. He should be an expert on that shit by now if he put even a tiny ounce of effort into the site.

 

[SephirothsAngel69]

I'm a 20th century goon who wandered over to find out what Shmorky was up to now. I remember the initial Chris-chan threads, and I thought it was great that goons wouldn't stoop to bullying an actual retard and chased you off the forums.

I don't really have the attention span to figure out exactly what's going on here, but for good or ill, you're handling things the way goons would have back when img macros still ruled GBS. It sucks to see the forums get shoved into the tar pits this way, but I haven't seen mob justice this funny since Reddit got pedogeddon'd.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

That's the weird thing about him. His livelihood has been a message board for almost 20 years and he learned nothing about how it's actually run. He should be an expert on that shit by now if he put even a tiny ounce of effort into the site.

That would require having an attention span. Nigga is a spastic with memory like a goldfish.

 

[Odie Esty]

I'm a 20th century goon who wandered over to find out what Shmorky was up to now. I remember the initial Chris-chan threads, and I thought it was great that goons wouldn't stoop to bullying an actual exceptional individual and chased you off the forums..

a little off topic, but chris isn't retarded. he's autistic, and he's pretty high functioning one, the kind that can pretty easily succeed in society. If you read up on Chris, you'll see tism is the least of his problems.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I can't wait for lowtax's post explaining everything that's been going on. I bet it's even better than the article about how he trolled notch.

I came back to see if @Lowtax had posted it yet. Unsurprisingly he's on another ambien bender, I suppose.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

 

[themostexcellent]

Another goon refugee here, I basically realized everyone I used to post with has left/gotten banned /otherwise stopped posting. This place is more entertaining anyway.

 

[Odie Esty]

I'll save you the wait. It'll be "No really, there's no dissent between me and the admins, I agree with whatever they did and in fact I told them to do it in the first place or approved of it. Everything else is a misunderstanding. Stop taking things so seriously and jumping to conclusions. Let's have fun because the internet is a funny place, ha ha jokes." And then everything will continue as is.

damn dude, that was spot on. That's worth at least a 6 piece tendies meal.

 

[Anime is Blood]

i guess if you admit to wanting to be the world's biggest cuck you can claim nobody made you the world's biggest cuck.

 

[Southern Belle]

Another goon refugee here, I basically realized everyone I used to post with has left/gotten banned /otherwise stopped posting. This place is more entertaining anyway.

welcome to where the abuse is a courtesy service with every free registration.

 

[HG 400]

Any strong-dicked kiwi's in the missouri area with low morals and a generous heart should pm me we're working on a new top secret operation called "Operation Cuck Lowtax IRL With A Strong Kiwi Dick" I can't go into any details of what this operations goals are because it's still a top secret operation but I will say that it will involve consensual PIV intercourse with lowtax's wife while he kneels and watches from the corner.

 

[SephirothsAngel69]

a little off topic, but chris isn't exceptional. he's autistic, and he's pretty high functioning one, the kind that can pretty easily succeed in society. If you read up on Chris, you'll see tism is the least of his problems.

I'm not the kind of experienced spedologist you're probably used to dealing with around here, but I'm willing to bet he probably wouldn't be macing Gamestops if he hadn't literally been gang-stalked in the way schizophrenics hallucinate about for years. Back then he was just a weirdo who wanted to make horrible comics and find a boyfriend-free girl.

Be careful with apologia. Goons refusing to eat their own is when everything started going to shit. (Quite literally; the rumors about Shmorky started circulating almost as soon as he arrived, but would get so aggressively shouted down I figured it had to be slander.)

 

[HG 400]

I'm not the kind of experienced spedologist you're probably used to dealing with around here, but I'm willing to bet he probably wouldn't be macing Gamestops if he hadn't literally been gang-stalked in the way schizophrenics hallucinate about for years. Back then he was just a weirdo who wanted to make horrible comics and find a boyfriend-free girl.

Be careful with apologia. Goons refusing to eat their own is when everything started going to shit. (Quite literally; the rumors about Shmorky started circulating almost as soon as he arrived, but would get so aggressively shouted down I figured it had to be slander.)

Don't worry, we love self-cannibalism even more than we love deadnaming trannies.

edit;
https://kiwifarms.net/members/garbageraider.1602/
this guy used to be a hero in these parts and now look at him hahahahaha

 

[Shrangus]

Chris had a history of pissing off game store employees way before anyone online knew who he was. He maced the guy over sonic's arms being blue, not over any desperation over being trolled. It was at like a low-ebb in people trolling him too.

 

[jace821]

I'll save you the wait. It'll be "No really, there's no dissent between me and the admins, I agree with whatever they did and in fact I told them to do it in the first place or approved of it. Everything else is a misunderstanding. Stop taking things so seriously and jumping to conclusions. Let's have fun because the internet is a funny place, ha ha jokes." And then everything will continue as is.

Don't worry he'll be by in a month or so to tell us how cool and chill he is with everything that went down.

Also, where's the notch article taxman?

 

[repentance]

Our dear friend @Lowtax sure is hard at work....

He's wrong about there being no good reason to dox people. We want to make it as easy as possible for the incoming administration to round these people up and send them to the gulags. Just doing our bit to Make America Great Again.

 

[Odie Esty]

I'm not the kind of experienced spedologist you're probably used to dealing with around here, but I'm willing to bet he probably wouldn't be macing Gamestops if he hadn't literally been gang-stalked in the way schizophrenics hallucinate about for years. Back then he was just a weirdo who wanted to make horrible comics and find a boyfriend-free girl.

Chris got banned from like 4 shops before contact was ever made with him. You should check out the wiki, for the most part the worst things Chris has done he's done of his own volition, like try to fester a sore into a vagina.

 

[Shrangus]

Little unrelated to the Autism Spring, but related to SA in general, there's a goon I just remembered.

There was a guy in (I think) one of the old minecraft threads who, apropos of nothing, linked his weird fairy torture porn fiction. I think the rest of the post was about him building fairy torture machines in minecraft (I'm not a minecraft player so idk), but he just dropped it in there saying "well I literally wrote the book on fairy torture" with his fairy torture porn story in tags.

I found out about it in one of the 'Favourite SA Quotes' threads in SA while I was trawling for another old quote. I can't find it right now but I'll do some more digging tomorrow, the thread might be archived now.

 

[Southern Belle]

He's wrong about there being no good reason to dox people. We want to make it as easy as possible for the incoming administration to round these people up and send them to the gulags. Just doing our bit to Make America Great Again.

How else will ICE know where to find the brown ones?