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[Florence]

lol look at this fuckin goon he looks like @CatParty's greek half-brother.

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A Jerry, huh? Not exactly Aryan Master Race material, is he...

 

[Anime is Blood]

I wonder what Zen Death Robot and Facts Are Useless are talking about right now, besides FAU being a rat fuck coward.

Probably how great things are going.

They have been doubling down on their stupid ideas for a really really long time. Part of the issue is how much criticism they have completely shut down so they have to have read at least some of it to no effect.

They have made clear, over and over and over that they are not only not going to change but are happy with the way things are going. So even when SA finally can no longer pay for itself they'll go make their stupid ideas someone else's problems, wistfully reminiscent of the website that even they couldn't save.

 

[Power Word Birb]

Probably FAU is telling ZDR some hilarious knee-slapping jokes that we would genuinely and honestly love to hear.

I want to hear the jokes come tell me a joke, Funny Guy! I had to come all the way over here to find jokes but then all I found was a gay phone book. Please bring some jokes because I do not want to have to go all the way back!

 

[HG 400]

A Jerry, huh? Not exactly Aryan Master Race material, is he...

He's American and studied at Umass I have detailed files.

 

[repentance]

No idea. Based on his at least half hearted attempt to put his foot down, we could say he cares a little bit about it. But if we believe that, then FAU must really have him by the balls or some shit to just put not just him, but him and his wife in their place right afterwards.

All the admins have to say to Lowtax to get him to back down is "do it yourself". The Kyankas have no wish to actually run the forums when they can get other people to do that for them for free.

What's weird is that the site didn't fall apart when Ozma left, so he should know by now that admins are dispensable.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Another goon here. I can understand being fed up with the crazier OTT aspects of socjus but I don't personally get the hateboner for trans people? Like who cares even? This forum seems alright and I miss the SA of yesteryear, but I dunno how onboard I am with what looks like a weird obsession.

We mock histrionic retards and the dumb shit they do. It just currently happens that no one screeches louder than and in a more funny way than trannies

We're equal opportunity bigots and if another group rises up in ridiculousness well turn our focus on them instead

just kidding we will dox each and everyone one of them and make sure they get sent to the Pence camps to be electrocuted into being normal again or die like the abominations they are

 

[Anime is Blood]

Probably FAU is telling ZDR some hilarious knee-slapping jokes that we would genuinely and honestly love to hear.

Seriously FAU. People from your own forums are here and agreeing with these guys now.

I would have thought you might have accidentally said something funny in 30,000 posts but maybe the missing ingredient is coercion. Kiwi Farms is doing you a service by helping you explore the possibilities to find out why you are immune to humor.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

helping you explore the possibilities to find out why you are immune to humor.

tbf the answer is always :autism:

 

[repentance]

Another goon here. I can understand being fed up with the crazier OTT aspects of socjus but I don't personally get the hateboner for trans people? Like who cares even? This forum seems alright and I miss the SA of yesteryear, but I dunno how onboard I am with what looks like a weird obsession.

I can see how it looks like a weird obsession but we didn't actually find some of them - they found us. Fire came here offering information on ADF and trying to hawk his gofundme. Neph came here to throw Fire under a bus. Greta wasn't on our radar until she decided she didn't like us being mean to Fire and turned up at Null's house. Others have tried to have our hosting taken down.

When someone we've mentioned in passing kicks up what seems like a disproportionate fuss, we tend to take a closer look - and when we do we almost always find stuff which justifies them getting a thread of their own.

A few of the other troons got their threads from being screechy SJWs trying to capitalise on Gamergate. Nobody would have a clue who they were to this day had they not tried to ride that wave for pitybux/fame. We don't care about "ethics in videogame journalism", but if you're trying to censor the whole internet so your feelings don't get hurt we want to know who you are.

We really don't go out scouring the net for troons to mock. We don't need to.

 

[Broken Pussy]

Another goon here. I can understand being fed up with the crazier OTT aspects of socjus but I don't personally get the hateboner for trans people? Like who cares even?

It's not about trans people. It's about a bunch of lameasses who are too white/male to get any oppression points, so they pretend to be females in the laziest way possible so that they can make other people feel sorry enough for them to let them slide on their bullshit, said bullshit most of the time being some weird sexual fetish rooted in pedophilia. And they make this their entire identity so that anyone who attempts to criticize them for it is totally threatening their very life, and, therefore, a transphobic murderer. They're histrionic assholes who go nuclear over every perceived slight. Why wouldn't a forum dedicated to cataloging and laughing at idiots on the internet pay more attention to them?

 

[HG 400]

Look, trannies are funny. They look like clown men in dresses and yarn wigs.

Does anything more need to be said?

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Look, trannies are funny. They look like clown men in dresses and yarn wigs.

Does anything more need to be said?

just kidding we will dox each and everyone one of them and make sure they get sent to the Pence camps to be electrocuted into being normal again or die like the abominations they are

 

[Tea Leaf]

I can see how it looks like a weird obsession but we didn't actually find some of them - they found us. Fire came here offering information on ADF and trying to hawk his gofundme. Neph came here to throw Fire under a bus. Greta wasn't on our radar until she decided she didn't like us being mean to Fire and turned up at Null's house. Others have tried to have our hosting taken down.

What the fuck? Looks like I have some reading to do.

 

[HG 400]

Also don't take Internet War Criminal seriously he is a muslim homosexual in real life and roleplays as an extreme-right white supremacist because it helps him deal with his myriad of sexual and racial identity issues.

 

[niggerstomper69]

'Taint touched again.'


Also, Anime is Blood is here, a guy who isn't Dapper Dan but has a Dapper Dan avatar is here...it's like Hellthread never died.

 

[In heat cum dump]

I can see how it looks like a weird obsession but we didn't actually find some of them - they found us. Fire came here offering information on ADF and trying to hawk his gofundme. Neph came here to throw Fire under a bus. Greta wasn't on our radar until she decided she didn't like us being mean to Fire and turned up at Null's house. Others have tried to have our hosting taken down.

When someone we've mentioned in passing kicks up what seems like a disproportionate fuss, we tend to take a closer look - and when we do we almost always find stuff which justifies them getting a thread of their own.

A few of the other troons got their threads from being screechy SJWs trying to capitalise on Gamergate. Nobody would have a clue who they were to this day had they not tried to ride that wave for pitybux/fame.

We really don't go out scouring the net for troons to mock. We don't need to.

Where is the archives to this, sounds like a must-read

Refugee here. I don't mind the moderation, but all the funny posters are dead.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Also don't take Internet War Criminal seriously he is a muslim homosexual in real life and roleplays as an extreme-right white supremacist because it helps him deal with his myriad of sexual and racial identity issues.

Buggering effeminate men then throwing them off buildings is a core part of my culture don't try and make it like I'm not being consistent you petrol sniffing abbo dumpster

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

did lowtax post an image hosted on his server so he can track ip address and shadow permaban people?

 

[Unpure]

Just popping to in to ask, have you guys ever though about not doxxing?

 

[HG 400]

Just popping to in to ask, have you guys ever though about not doxxing?

If we knew how to tell jokes or be funny or write funny front page articles we wouldn't have to dox. That's why we need a funny man extraordinaire to come show us the way.