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[Guy With Shit Opinions]

I was hoping to hear more about Schmorky and his babysitting adventures.

You could probably read the arrest warrant.

EDIT: I'd also like to remind everyone that this website is what incubated the brilliance that is SWAP.avi

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Sorry for bringing up mangosteen and making him leave, that always happens

 

[Guy With Shit Opinions]

mangosteen

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

I like lowtax. His literal pedophile moderators not so much

 

[HG 400]

What even is a mangosteen?

 

[fcgh vgcf]

lowtax = fagalax

 

[HG 400]

This is the first time since "My Immortal" that I've made a massive faggot run off and cut himself.

 

[Lurker]

i don't know shit about SA but i know slowbeef and diabeetus from retsupurae came from there so i guess that's a thing

also hai @Lowtax. sorry you don't like our autism.

 

[autism420]

@Lowtax bring back jeffk you faggot

 

[Accel_Rider]

Holy shit, schmorky's wife is batshit

 

[Guy With Shit Opinions]

Holy shit, schmorky's wife is batshit

TBH, if I had to live with Shmorky, I'd probably go insane too. The voice gimmick would get tiring pretty fast, one might imagine.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Holy shit, schmorky's wife is batshit

and strangely schmorky is the worst one in the situation.

 

[Null]

mangosteen

now you've done it

11:22 AM - Lowtax: mangostein AAAARGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
11:22 AM - Lowtax: HULK SMASH
11:22 AM - Lowtax: GOTTA CALM DOWN, TAKE MY AMBIEN AND BOXED WINE

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

Lowtax why did you digitally lower the pitch of shmorky's voice. Super fucked up you would treat a klurf like that.

 

[Guy With Shit Opinions]

brb making an IndieGoGo to get Shmorky to do ASMR.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

TBH, if I had to live with Shmorky, I'd probably go insane too. The voice gimmick would get tiring pretty fast, one might imagine.

From what I read of the situation, it was quite literally Shmorky who drove her that insane. Like, she had problems before, but once he convinced her that the entire world was out to rape and murder her because muh soggy knees, that's when she went full-on batshit.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

now you've done it

11:22 AM - Lowtax: mangostein AAAARGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
11:22 AM - Lowtax: HULK SMASH
11:22 AM - Lowtax: GOTTA CALM DOWN, TAKE MY AMBIEN AND BOXED WINE

after which he immediately went to jerk off to the celebrities feet Wikipedia

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

help I'm being cyberbullied online

I sense a new career in the making. Would you say that we've ruined your life in at least some small way?

Poor Lowtax, I think he genuinely wanted to have a discussion here.

Yes I don't see why he got quite so much hate. We're having a bad habit of chasing away entertaining characters lately.

He should at least have a thicker skin tbh

Well there are at least 100 other forums and chans with a userbase similar to kiwi farm. Why should he be expected to just hang out and put up with our name calling?


I wanted the inside scoop on lowtax's ewe boll rematch.

 

[AA 102]

Well there are at least 100 other forums and chans with a userbase similar to kiwi farm. Why should he be expected to just hang out and put up with our name calling?

Fair enough, that's a good point.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Cue a million Islamic content ratings, but I think we should just speak to Lowtax with a little but of courtesy and maybe we can have an interesting thread going.

Hi, @Lowtax. One time many years ago I emailed you a question, and you answered me quickly and politely. That's my positive memory of you.

Yeah, yeah. I know.