Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Internet War Criminal]

i hope they don't make him work the drive-through, it's hard enough to hear a normal voice through those things

 

[repentance]

Schmorkey's ex is now supposedly posting on Something Sensitive.

She was, but she got plexxed again when she turned up suicidal a few weeks ago.

 

[Lowtax]

bump

 

[The I Scream Man]

bump

Stop

 

[Internet War Criminal]

How's lady ambien?

 

[Lowtax]

How's lady ambien?

She's in a lot of vaginal pain because all her woman parts are beginning to shift back to where they were pre-pregnancy, but thank you for asking!

Stop

Sorry, friend sent me this thread and figured I might as well post in it.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Sorry, friend sent me this thread and figured I might as well post in it.

Care to make a tweet proving this is you? (Although God knows who'd want to impersonate Lowtax)

 

[The I Scream Man]

Sorry, friend sent me this thread and figured I might as well post in it.

If you're the real deal, please know that I used to love SA. My humor foundations were laid there.

That being said please fix it so it's not lame anymore thanks.

 

[Aquinas]

Hell, I believe it.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Sorry, friend sent me this thread and figured I might as well post in it.

It's OK. Are you planning on doing any more collab work with uwe boll?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Good lord the Messiah has crossed the river on a donkey.

Yes these changes over the years depress me, un-depress the state of affairs please.

 

[Meowthkip]

Lowtax should know better than to double-post.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Lowtax should know better than to double-post.

[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

 

[Lowtax]

I am apparently not supposed to post here because "it's the worst" according to another internet person, but I already have and it didn't seem like the worst , so I don't know if I'm doing something wrong.

 

[AA 102]

I am apparently not supposed to post here because "it's the worst" according to another internet person, but I already have and it didn't seem like the worst , so I don't know if I'm doing something wrong.

Lurk more.

 

[Lowtax]

Lurk more.

hehe I get it, you're posting things that people used to post on my forums, hehehe good one

 

[HG 400]

I am apparently not supposed to post here because "it's the worst" according to another internet person, but I already have and it didn't seem like the worst , so I don't know if I'm doing something wrong.

Lowtax doesn't even pay attention to his own garbage shithole internet site, nobody's gonna believe he'd show up on ours.

 

[Quijibo69]

This isn't Lowtax, it's a Muppet I bet.

 

[HG 400]

This isn't Lowtax, it's a Muppet I bet.

nah it's just some nobody

 

[CatParty]

nobody

so ya prob lowtax