Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Ayy lmao
 
I always knew Shmorky was bad news. Fucking idiot.

He was tolerable in Gaming Garbage, and I was starting to like him, but then his girlfriend got triggered by police during a routine traffic stop in Missouri so Shmorky and his idiot girlfriend left town. They posted a whole bunch of stupid drama about it when it happened, and it was at that point that I realized Shmorky never really changed; he was still the same impulsive and autistic retard that he was in 1998 and like flies to a pile of shit he found someone as bad as he was to apparently get hitched with.

Lowtax might be a real piece of shit himself, and despite any personal reservations I might have against him, I appreciate his "some bullshit if I say so but no bullshit otherwise" sense of humor. The way he's handling this is pretty hilarious.
 
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So the girlfriend freaking out is one thing, but there is definitely something way more disturbing about how... calm and detached and generally unaffected Shmorky sounds, made all the more horrifying by the Spongebob Squarepants voice. Like, really, you can't even drop the voice in a situation like this?
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He doesn't sound calm and detached as much as he just sounds absolutely sick and tired of her shit.

And that's his real voice now. Because he's a genderqueer blob.
 
Lurch dijo:
So the girlfriend freaking out is one thing, but there is definitely something way more disturbing about how... calm and detached and generally unaffected Shmorky sounds, made all the more horrifying by the Spongebob Squarepants voice. Like, really, you can't even drop the voice in a situation like this?
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I wonder where "Calm" fits into this, huh...
 
Someone needs to give this crazy cunt a swift punch in the goddamn face and then have her sent to an institution.

Also Shmorky's voice is just... wow.

Edit: So I only kind of skimmed the whole drama thing, but holy shit, this girl is a cow in her own right.

I just kind of did a cursory search of her Twitter, and... I don't even know what I'm looking at. She's doing a "satanic ritual" with an MLP figure, a snowglobe, and a sign that says "you're fired". Am I fucking high right now.

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Christ, I legitimately feel badly for Lowtax now. I was wondering why Gaming Garbage just up and ended one day without closure -- I didn't know the voice thing pissed him off that much. I mean, Lowtax sounds kind of whiny himself so I thought it was just a character act. It was all still pretty entertaining though. Entertaining enough for me to disregard my feelings toward the two of them and say "this is a legitimately funny series", at least.

I thought Shmorky quit the series when he left town with his fiancee. I had no idea he was fucking fired from SA.

edit: Just for the record, I assumed this whole time that Shmorky's voice was all part of an act. I thought when the cameras were off that he spoke like a normal goddamned person.
 
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