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[Ghostse]

A goon once stuck his dick in an Erlenmeyer flask full of raw hamburger as a joke. They do far, far worse things when they're serious.

Flaskfucker wasn't just a joke. It was a chance to own Abe via mod challenge.

 

[AnOminous]

phenazepam thread

Literally the best thing ever to come out of that freak show.

 

[Dick Justice]

Are you talking about this pastebin? The first half is various quotes from the phenazepam thread, then it gets into these horrifying trip reports from goons messing around with plant tea and research chemicals.

Couldn't you have just posted the raw text so we don't have to deal with a jewgle captcha?

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Couldn't you have just posted the raw text so we don't have to deal with a jewgle captcha?

That one is big enough to bump up against the character limit on posts on this site, to my recollection. If it helps, archive.today rarely triggers a captcha and I'm not sure it uses google's.

 

[Manah]

this is why zoomer faggots are useless, you faggots weren't born and goons were fucking up their health in ways you couldn't imagine with drugs and/or food

It's less that I don't believe a goon would do something that stupid and more that if you think that could have happened for a second you have a toddler's understanding of biology.

Having higher than average levels of blood viscosity isn't immediately fatal, but if it was visibly thick in the tube he would have been dead.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

It's less that I don't believe a goon would do something that stupid and more that if you think that could have happened for a second you have a toddler's understanding of biology.

Having higher than average levels of blood viscosity isn't immediately fatal, but if it was visibly thick in the tube he would have been dead.

you have a nigger's understanding of goons if you don't think they would manage to fuck up their blood so badly that it would be noticeably different enough when drawn by a professional who immediately would go 'wtf' when seeing it.

 

[Juke and Jam]

you have a nigger's understanding of goons if you don't think they would manage to fuck up their blood so badly that it would be noticeably different enough when drawn by a professional who immediately would go 'wtf' when seeing it.

 

[An Account]

Goons are so fucking revolting even The Grim Reaper doesn’t want to touch them, allowing them to pull off cockroach-like feats of survival.

 

[Long Tongue Silver]

Just stumbled into a thread full of tankies doing their usual circular firing squad bit. Highlights include:

 

[Ruin]

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Five seconds later DarthJon was banned for stating the obvious and invalidating the lived experience of of a neuro substance divergent self medicating BIPOC.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Couldn't you have just posted the raw text so we don't have to deal with a jewgle captcha?

That one is big enough to bump up against the character limit on posts on this site, to my recollection. If it helps, archive.md rarely triggers a captcha and I'm not sure it uses google's.

I have a downloaded copy of that one, and the Ukraine stories. I attached both to a post in the Lowtax thread a few weeks ago.

 

[Kwopsie Peepsie]

It seems the big thing on SA right now, is to weed out pedos, and accuse each other of being pedos.

 

[Butcher Pete]

It seems the big thing on SA right now, is to weed out pedos, and accuse each other of being pedos.

Sheeeit. Multiple_spidermans_pointing_at_each_other.jpg

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

I accuse (((Goody Ozma)))

 

[ispsychiatryascam]

Goons are so fucking revolting even The Grim Reaper doesn’t want to touch them, allowing them to pull off cockroach-like feats of survival.

i met that person and Lucifer and they were all goons who loved this shit somethingsensitive kiwifarms etc

 

[bucolic]

Checked in with the covid thread; goons are still having a normal one:

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Literal mental illness.

 

[Dick Justice]

But in the end, it's the shirtless adonis (which we all know this goon totally is IRL) panicking about someone breathing on them that makes it.

 

[Something Awful]

I hope 'tard spaceman helmets become a thing.

 

[proteus4994]

I hope 'tard spaceman helmets become a thing.

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This is some pussy ass shit, if you’re going to go this way, go old school