Solve the Cryptogram and Solve the Riddle

[Doseferatu]

I had a fun idea.

I created a riddle about a lolcow discussed on KF, and I thought it would be fun to throw in a cryptogram as well. If you can figure out the cipher, this wil let you know the answer to the riddle. Post it when you have it.

"U qlx U’c heo rdueg,
Isr ur’q zaolp U’c ehr.
Cx joeuq uq nszbof
Lq ur’q zsr lef vuaa phr.

Who am I?"

Post your own riddles which have been encrypted, and let's figure them out.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

You are a tranny.

Here is mine:

"Pngp mr djp puiy,
mp'r fjiu kyeirmjdr glgmd.
Rpjb ajdpgapmdl hy,
rpgesyu ydqjf bumrjd!"

Who am I?

 

[Dupree Home Edition]

INCORRECT ANSWER

 

[Ayana Otonashi]

Doseferatu is Liz Fong Jones, now here's mine

"Kb paapmsv Ycxbo

Oij kb'v ythtmcdbh xl wiva

Qbysv izz ai dtaadb uiotbv

T vkicdh'fb dtvabobh ai Nkiva"

Who am I?

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

"U qlx U’c heo rdueg,
Isr ur’q zaolp U’c ehr.
Cx joeuq uq nszbof
Lq ur’q zsr lef vuaa phr.

Spoiler

I say I'm one t*in*,
But It's clear I'm not.
My penis is fucked
As it's cut and will rot,

 

[Chaos Theorist]

You are a tranny.

Here is mine:

"Pngp mr djp puiy,
mp'r fjiu kyeirmjdr glgmd.
Rpjb ajdpgapmdl hy,
rpgesyu ydqjf bumrjd!"

Who am I?

that is not true it s your delusions again stop contacting be stalker enjoy prison

fatrick?

 

[Doseferatu]

You are a tranny.

Here is mine:

"Pngp mr djp puiy,
mp'r fjiu kyeirmjdr glgmd.
Rpjb ajdpgapmdl hy,
rpgesyu ydqjf bumrjd!"

Who am I?

I think you got it!

Spoiler

Fatrick, stalker child.

Spoiler

I say I'm one t*in*,
But It's clear I'm not.
My penis is fucked
As it's cut and will rot,

Spoiler

thing

Very nicely done!

Doseferatu is Liz Fong Jones, now here's mine

"Kb paapmsv Ycxbo

Oij kb'v ythtmcdbh xl wiva

Qbysv izz ai dtaadb uiotbv

T vkicdh'fb dtvabobh ai Nkiva"

Who am I?

Good show!

Spoiler

He attacks Ruben
Now he's ridiculed by most
Jerks off to little ponies
I should've listened to Ghost"
Peppermint Swirl?

"Pks wcdbp mg uojqsntsgspp dmbs qks gmukq,
Kscvy wmqk rcdjomsp foje Emrbsy I’p,
Cgi pmgp foje kso ftrbsi-tl osvsdomsp
Wmqk kso eje – cdwcyp qkmgbmgu pks’p omukq."

Who am I?

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Spoiler

She walks in grote**eness like the night,
Heavy with calories from Mickey D's
And sins from her fucked-up revelries
With her mom always thinking she's right.

 

[Doseferatu]

Spoiler

She walks in grote**eness like the night,
Heavy with calories from Mickey D's
And sins from her fucked-up revelries
With her mom always thinking she's right.

Good job! Can you guess who he/she is?

Spoiler

grotesqueness

The person's first name is in the cipher.

Here @The Mass Shooter Ron Soye - try this extra riddle for this lolcow:

Ks qkmgbp ks’p c pks,
Cgi wksg ks pssp c qojdd
Ks proscep wmqk c OSS.
Ks wcgqp Eswqwj’p wsmoi imumqp
Mg kmp fmdqky ecgkjds.
Ks lcrsp cgi fmiusqp
Cojtgi wjesg ks qomsp qj rcajds.