Social Justice Warriors - Now With Less Feminism Sperging

Being tossed out of someplace counts as extra "oppression" points for your class in-game, so, even as they're finding ways to antagonize others to tell them to "beat it" from otherwise civil interactions, they're convinced it's US who have the problem.

Literally "you were going to betray me anyway, so I betrayed you FIRST, you have no right to get mad at me, it was all your fault"
 
'REEEEEEE changing the topic of conversation to something non-political is emotional labour! All politeness is emotional labour, triggering, and silencing of minorities!'

I wish they didn't actually believe this, but many SJWs do.
 
I wish they didn't actually believe this, but many SJWs do.

Au contraire, mon frere, I sincerely wish they do. It is what makes my heart sing and my soul laugh. It is the smile on my face. You see, while I may pen a short, sharp, super bilious hate-filled sperg about them, 5 seconds after I hit "post" and set my phone down, my RAM is wiped clean. They never get a second thought. But, they! Their lives are triggered all day, every day. They see nothing but injustice everywhere, and live their lives tilting at far too many windmills with all their virtual Sancho Panzas.

Back in the world, myself and my people laugh, drink, enjoy ourselves, and never once give them a second thought. If, by the greatest of bad luck we may be seated somewhere next to these dear hearts, we listen well, and then laugh all the harder. Walk around a shopping mall (not today, that would be inadvisable) and ask random people what they think of cultural appropriation. Exactly. I doubt any would know, and care even less. To us, a confirmation. To them, a crushing disappointment. Leading your life perpetually triggered is really bad for you. Puts a lot of strain on the ol' vitality. Definitely going to shave many moons off the tail end of their tenure on this mortal coil.

And *that's* why I'm going to have a merry Christmas.
 
Obligatory holiday edition of "how to be the hipster douchebag version of the crazy right wing uncle everyone rolls their eyes at and ignores."
The Thanksgiving they became in-laws would be fun.

Right-wing uncle: I hope they finally take that Indian dude off the Simpsons, I can't stand that fuck.
Hipster douchebag: Preach on, brother! I mean, did they have to make him such a nice guy? Or a MIT graduate?
Right-wing uncle: Kid, you've got a good head on your shoulders.
 
ABut, they! Their lives are triggered all day, every day. They see nothing but injustice everywhere, and live their lives tilting at far too many windmills with all their virtual Sancho Panzas. ... Leading your life perpetually triggered is really bad for you. Puts a lot of strain on the ol' vitality. Definitely going to shave many moons off the tail end of their tenure on this mortal coil..

Fat, dumb and wearing problem glasses is no way to go through life, Son.
 
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That is literally not true. Like, at all. One trip through Newark or Los Angeles could tell you that much.
I’d be interested to know how this person would apply this all-encompassing principle to, for instance, Donald Trump.
Its cute that the author thinks these opinions are so radical that they’ll, I dunno, knock people’s socks off.
 
Au contraire, mon frere, I sincerely wish they do. It is what makes my heart sing and my soul laugh. It is the smile on my face. You see, while I may pen a short, sharp, super bilious hate-filled sperg about them, 5 seconds after I hit "post" and set my phone down, my RAM is wiped clean. They never get a second thought. But, they! Their lives are triggered all day, every day. They see nothing but injustice everywhere, and live their lives tilting at far too many windmills with all their virtual Sancho Panzas.

Back in the world, myself and my people laugh, drink, enjoy ourselves, and never once give them a second thought. If, by the greatest of bad luck we may be seated somewhere next to these dear hearts, we listen well, and then laugh all the harder. Walk around a shopping mall (not today, that would be inadvisable) and ask random people what they think of cultural appropriation. Exactly. I doubt any would know, and care even less. To us, a confirmation. To them, a crushing disappointment. Leading your life perpetually triggered is really bad for you. Puts a lot of strain on the ol' vitality. Definitely going to shave many moons off the tail end of their tenure on this mortal coil.

And *that's* why I'm going to have a merry Christmas.
This is possibly one of the wisest things I've seen posted on the Internet, ever since the Usenet days. Thank you for your words, sir, and may you have a Merry Christmas indeed.
 
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Sadly, I'm willing to bet his history teachers taught him that, or didn't teach it at all, being too busy explaining how history is a cisnormative white-supremacist social construct put in place by the patriarchy to systematically murder troons..... AND it hurts the environment too!
 
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If there's a point somewhere in that word salad, I can't find it.

If "queerness", which I take to mean "same-sex intercourse" -- a reminder that the word "queer" is an extremely modern coinage, about an extremely modern concept -- is natural, then where are all the "queer" cave art?

Also the author is a moron to bring Marx into it: Marx did say that the cultural superstructure is determined by the economic base, while our extremely modern academic demagogues keep insisting sexuality and gender are purely cultural concepts, but it was not thought to be so in Marx's time. At his time sexuality is thought to be a purely natural phenomenon, heterosexuality as natural as the Sun rising from the east. Capitalism and Colonalism have as much to do with human sexuality as it is with the Earth's orbit.

(The first screenshot, about the theory of some guy called Reich, is not "closely following Marx"; if anything it is closer to Gramsci's concept of hegemony. But the point is moot.)
 
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