soccer hate thread - fuck soccer i hate it

[Fishnumm]

everytime i go online now i keep getting reminded of this faggy ass sport and it pisses me off

im not a faggot i grew up with happy gilmore i like hockey not fucking soccer. soccer is like the original sissy hobby no straight man enjoys soccer

 

[Fishnumm]

taking cock is less gay than playing soccer

there i said it

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.

 

[Fishnumm]

Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.

exactly

 

[Moon Metropolis]

This world cup sucks dick, somehow the fans got even browner

 

[gunner shepardson]

Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.

xhe became a slut for the Saudis and started liking soccer so I'm not sure if you should be taking xhis word as gospel

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

xhe became a slut for the Saudis and started liking soccer so I'm not sure if you should be taking xhis word as gospel

Xhe did HWAT? BWAAAAAH!

 

[Gorton Colu]

I could enjoy povertyball more if it wasn't just them dicking around on the field half the match and flopping in agony whenever slight physical contact is made.

Fine their asses when they flop and increase the number of players on the field. Oh and have limitless substitutions.

 

[Moosebonker]

I could enjoy povertyball more if it wasn't just them dicking around on the field half the match and flopping in agony whenever slight physical contact is made.

Fine their asses when they flop and increase the number of players on the field. Oh and have limitless substitutions.

Stop watching the England games.

 

[Fishnumm]

Stop watching the England games.

the revolutions is the only soccer team i know

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

I've tried to watch soccer several times over the years and I just can't. It's so god damned boring, the pace is just so slow. Those 90 minutes feel like an eternity. Forget all the 0-0 matches I've seen in that time.

 

[Dethlefsen]

All sport is good.

All professional sport is gay as fuck and we should go back to treating athletes like prostitutes and beggars.

 

[Ryo Ma]

Povertyball + boring as fuck is the truth. All sportsball is for low IQ NPC faggots but if you're an actual soccer fan I basically write you off as not a person.

 

[Fishnumm]

soccer players are so savage they eat each other in the frozen peaks of the andes

 

[Abernathy]

I don't understand why were people so crazy about soccer back in 2018. Everyone and their grandmas were scrambling to watch these soccer games. I don't think anyone actually cares about it, it's just an excuse to go somewhere together with your family. It's also an excuse for moids to legally hug and grope each other whenever their favorite team wins.

Wrestling is better both in terms of entertainment and in goon value.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

I think this article tops any other hate-filled rant of soccer

Opinion Tema 'Third World, One Cup'

22 de Jun, 2026

By Unc Corkner
June 15, 2026



The first self-styled cosmopolitan (“citizen of the world”) was Diogenes the Cynic. Cynic means “dog” in Greek. Living as a dog would, he provided the template for Klaus Schwab’s ideal serf: he owned nothing, lived in a barrel, and still claimed happiness. He was a subject that chose willful ignorance of the polis that bound him while claiming no true sovereignty or agency of his own.

In modernity, we call this concept “Globohomo.” Globohomo is Nietzsche’s Last Man, only gender-inclusive. It’s the soupy morass of every identity on the UN’s holy...

• quaawaa
• Respuestas: 26
• Foro: Articles & News

Reacciones: x 5 x 4 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 1 x 1 x 1 x 1