So why is the poo in loo song in English exactly?

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Doesn't their target audience speak hurka durka or some shit?

 

[Don Juan El Tardo]

Is there not a version in Hindi?

 

[2mm and 99 others]

There is too many dialects of Hindi, even if they are mutually understandable, some of the groups could think the song is absolutely not targeted at them, but at the dirty ones in whose dialect it would be.
But there is, more or less, only one English, good for everyone.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Hindi and English are official languages, but depending on how you count them there are somewhere between 122 and 780 languages in India.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

it was the same language their colonial masters used, trying to civilise them (it failed)