so sad... (07/04/2020) - This is the LAST prErEcoRdeD videos you guise...

[Xenomorph]

@2:59 "i want a daughter so bad and i know im never gonna get one *fake cry*"

Fuck you Hamber, the greatest thing nature did was render you infertile.

 

[Smiling with air]

insex at 5.42

 

[kiwirevolving]

I love how whenever someone asks in her comments what happened to Eric and Ricky everyone says "Amber ate them" and get a bunch of likes

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I wonder if at the next medical visit, she was told that she would have her right foot amputated for some odd reason. Would she cry on camera that she always wanted to drive a car and now she will never be able to do it?

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

When Twinkie is barking her brains out at the knock on the door, that is bad/unsocialized dog behavior. Some owners don’t care, some owners want guard dogs, great. It’s just the way she defends Twinkies actions like she is some diva on a mission to protect mama. She then rewards Twinkie with pets after barking and seems perplexed why Twinkie is barking after she stops the loves.

I think a hysterectomy is a fantastic idea.

This is actually a typical Chihuahua trait in my experience.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

When Twinkie is barking her brains out at the knock on the door, that is bad/unsocialized dog behavior. Some owners don’t care, some owners want guard dogs, great. It’s just the way she defends Twinkies actions like she is some diva on a mission to protect mama. She then rewards Twinkie with pets after barking and seems perplexed why Twinkie is barking after she stops the loves.

I think a hysterectomy is a fantastic idea.

This is actually a typical Chihuahua trait in my experience.

Yeah, some dog breeds were bred for that behavior and you can't (humanely) stop it, so I dont think Twinkie barking or the other dogs barking is something I'll shit on amberlynn for.

BTW, pretty sure they were all adopted. Twinkie was adopted. They would've been passed their critical socialization period prior to ever meeting amberlynn.

 

[Amira Rose]

High blood pressure and diabetes would be the two most dangerous parts of pregnancy at her weight. The unchecked diabetes could cause birth defects and stillbirth, the high blood pressure could easily kill Amber herself as the pregnancy progresses. Even if she didn’t have a putrid womb it would be an awful idea for her to get pregnant, so it ultimately doesn’t matter that her baby factory is being demolished.

Same scenario for Beckster, she’s morbidly obese and at increased risk for the same complications as Amber is. They’d both be awful parents anyway, so they have no business birthing children.

Imagine Amber freaking out that she has to lose weight for a baby. "But am hulthy so I should be able to have a babeh."
And the sympathy she would try to garner for losing one because of all of her unchecked complications.

It was 8. Then she announced another 8 or so via social media

ETA: not gonna lie, when I saw she was getting the uterus yeeted it made me happy on the inside knowing she could never reproduce. No kid deserves that life.

Doesn't she say 10 now? Those last two have to be a lah all things considered.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Her lungs are so fucked that she had to inhale multiple times to blow that dandelion

She's really short of breath, but that's not surprising for someone who gets winded up from talking

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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That arm tho

I am simultaneously mystified by and in awe of the human body. And horrified by that.

I know she's mentioned adoption, but this is definitely traumatic.

She'd neve be approved for adoption.

you can’t physically carry and birth a child at 300+ pounds anyway, why is she mourning this ‘loss’?? she’s been physically unable since puberty.

Of course you can. The odds are against you, but it's perfectly possible.

She sits in the front seat with no seat belt on and she bitches about people not wearing masks.

Her mask anxiety is exactly the same as all her other, made up anxiety things.

please god I hope nobody told her they could freeze her aaygs.....please god I hope nobody told her they could freeze her aaygs...please god I hope nobody told her they could freeze her aaygs

She's too cheap to pay for it.

If Becky got pregnant, Amber would never be able to handle the fact that Becky would be getting more attention than her.

Becky would never consent to it anyway.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Imagine Amber freaking out that she has to lose weight for a baby. "But am hulthy so I should be able to have a babeh."
And the sympathy she would try to garner for losing one because of all of her unchecked complications.

Tbh pregnancy and lactation has a huge caloric demand. If she kept her eating in check (fucking lol) a pregnancy saga might have worked for her.

 

[mekalekahi]

I think it would be interesting for amber talk deeper on camera on why she wants a daughter cause id be interested to know. I feel like if she spoke about it out loud it would be more apparent that she just wants something to buy garbage for, because she doesn't seem capable of showing love other than buying gifts nor can she give guidance on life. I noticed this "always wanted a daughter" talk started after they spent time with that little girl D&D had and amber had a excuse to buy girly things meant for little girls that she also liked lol. Its also weird how she brought up Twinkie and rarity and then said "wasabi is a boy" like she even notices a difference in what gender they are and its not like she dresses up twinkie in dresses or anything.

 

[Thumbsballs]

my vote is denial.
i think even if she’d been diagnosed (most likely has with all the bloodwork) she’d never admit it.
even to herself lol

I vote for bolth

and how long must this filth have been accumulating considering she rarely goes outside or does any type of dirty work?that choker line don’t lie!!!! If she’s covered in shit, you MUST admit! Ojlynn is guilty of murdering any sense of Human or animal hygiene

"I want a daughter so bad but I don't know if I'll ever gonna get oneeee"

She talks about children as if they were pets...
So glad this bitch will never be able to reproduce.

This and also the fact that it does not occur to her that Becky has a womb are the BIGGEST proof of her narcissism. And her complete disregard for Becky as a person or partner. I’ll never GET one. You get a pet, you have a baby. Disgusting.

please god I hope nobody told her they could freeze her aaygs.....please god I hope nobody told her they could freeze her aaygs...please god I hope nobody told her they could freeze her aaygs

You just did!!!!! Damn it

 

[krazy orange cat]

All Amber c

This and also the fact that it does not occur to her that Becky has a womb are the BIGGEST proof of her narcissism. And her complete disregard for Becky as a person or partner. I’ll never GET one. You get a pet, you have a baby. Disgusting.

Amber always has to be the girl in her relationships, hence why her "type" seems to be women who look like obese teenage boys. No way would she ever consider Becky carrying a child even if the thumb didn't have her own health issues.

 

[phoenixrrt762]

This whole vitamin D storyline is so dumb (get the MATI reactions ready). The stuff she was prescribed was probably the 50,000 IU 1/week. You're only supposed to take those for like 3 months to get you boosted back up to a normal level. Sure, you could need more, but to say that doctor advises against taking a OTC vitamin is a lah.

I’d imagine you can do that, sure. It’s believed that Vit.D plays a factor in COVID 19, low levels seem to be associated with more serious symptoms if you do get COVID 19, so it would behoove her to take her fucking Vit. D. Obesity plays a part in poor outcomes as well.
If she’s not going to do something simple as that, what ELSE is she gonna ignore when it comes to cancer tx?

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

This is actually a typical Chihuahua trait in my experience.

I helped raise a couple Chihuahuas and a litter, they would just go frantic when they saw me approach sliding glass window. Not barking but, instead, excitement. I had been around both of them from the time they were puppies, bit they didn't seem to bark? Just try to claw through the glass to me...

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I think it would be interesting for amber talk deeper on camera on why she wants a daughter cause id be interested to know. I feel like if she spoke about it out loud it would be more apparent that she just wants something to buy garbage for, because she doesn't seem capable of showing love other than buying gifts nor can she give guidance on life. I noticed this "always wanted a daughter" talk started after they spent time with that little girl D&D had and amber had a excuse to buy girly things meant for little girls that she also liked lol. Its also weird how she brought up Twinkie and rarity and then said "wasabi is a boy" like she even notices a difference in what gender they are and its not like she dresses up twinkie in dresses or anything.

There is nothing deep about Big Al. She would never be able to coherently expound on why she wanted a daughter. She's a marketer's wet dream: all she does is consume and buy things because that's what other people do. The way she talks about having a kid - in her words *getting* a kid - makes it damn easy to see that there's nothing deeper there than owning something else.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

She looks like she smells like rotting cheese.

 

[Bananasaurus]

I think it would be interesting for amber talk deeper on camera on why she wants a daughter cause id be interested to know. I feel like if she spoke about it out loud it would be more apparent that she just wants something to buy garbage for, because she doesn't seem capable of showing love other than buying gifts nor can she give guidance on life. I noticed this "always wanted a daughter" talk started after they spent time with that little girl D&D had and amber had a excuse to buy girly things meant for little girls that she also liked lol. Its also weird how she brought up Twinkie and rarity and then said "wasabi is a boy" like she even notices a difference in what gender they are and its not like she dresses up twinkie in dresses or anything.

Narc women always want girls. It's so obvious why. First of all, SHE wants a daughter. She doesn't want one with Becky, she doesn't want Becky to be the one who gets pregnant, she wants it to be HER child.
And if it's a daughter, especially if she ends up looking like Amber, she can turn her into a mini-me: Dress her up, buy pink plastic shit for her, and live vicariously through her by making her do all the things Amber is/was too fat for. The kids on 600lbs life also usually end up being their parents' caretaker. Although the little shits can't drive, it's always convenient to have an extra servant around. Plus being a mom plays right into her Givinglynn act of being the most selfless person on the planet. Mothers always have to put their kids first after all. Kids are also great for exploiting on social media, which is her only source of income, and girls are just more instagramable once kids grow out of their "cute" baby stage. Most young girls, especially if their parents are mindless consumers like Amber, will want their hair long, wear pretty dresses, go through a princess/mermaid phase and constantly want pink plastic shit. Boys want action figures and play in the mud and that's just not cute gorl.

 

[marjoram]

Amber's kid would be horrifically fat inside a year. No baby beauty pageants for her...

 

[Darth_Texan]

Narc women always want girls. It's so obvious why. First of all, SHE wants a daughter. She doesn't want one with Becky, she doesn't want Becky to be the one who gets pregnant, she wants it to be HER child.
And if it's a daughter, especially if she ends up looking like Amber, she can turn her into a mini-me: Dress her up, buy pink plastic shit for her, and live vicariously through her by making her do all the things Amber is/was too fat for. The kids on 600lbs life also usually end up being their parents' caretaker. Although the little shits can't drive, it's always convenient to have an extra servant around. Plus being a mom plays right into her Givinglynn act of being the most selfless person on the planet. Mothers always have to put their kids first after all. Kids are also great for exploiting on social media, which is her only source of income, and girls are just more instagramable once kids grow out of their "cute" baby stage. Most young girls, especially if their parents are mindless consumers like Amber, will want their hair long, wear pretty dresses, go through a princess/mermaid phase and constantly want pink plastic shit. Boys want action figures and play in the mud and that's just not cute gorl.

It would just be Amberlynn’s luck to have a little tomboy who brings home toads and snakes and wants to play with remote control cars. And hates dresses and hair bows.