I went on three different dates with three different women. It's almost like some shitty TLC reality show come to life. One is schizophrenic, but controlling it with pills, the other is clinically depressed with insane daddy issues and zero self-esteem, and the last one was 240lbs, but cut back to 120lbs way too fast and now her skin is sagging everywhere. She also doesn't seem to like me all that much.
Rational thinking would tell me to cease all communication with them and try to find a normal woman, but unfortunately the dating market in 2026 is very, very, extremely bleak and it seems all normal women got married about a decade ago.
All three also got to the wrong side of 30 recently, and also indicated that they are worried about their rapidly depleting egg count.
So, naturally, I managed to score a second date with all of them.
This is totally going to blow up in my face, I'm sure of it. I'm playing a stupid game, and I'm going to win a stupid prize.