So how did dinosaurs fuck?

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

How the shit did a stegosaurus get his dick into a lady stegosaurus

 

[Gremperor]

So how did dinosaurs fuck?​

Passionately

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Most birds have cloacas. Birds are dinosaurs, which means most extinct dinosaurs had cloacas.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Well, when a Mummy dinosaur and a Daddy dinosaur love eachother very much, they get certain urges...

 

[CowPox]

Dicks and pussys like humans do, something i'm sure you know nothing about etc...

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

How the shit did a stegosaurus get his dick into a lady stegosaurus

Well, what science isn't telling you is that those were actually quite the acrobats.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

I hope T-Rex was a gentle lover, I can imagine him to giving me a post-coital cuddle with his tiny arms.

 

[Pelican Bones]

There's an old joke about a lesbian dinosaur being called a Lickalottapuss.

That doesn't have anything to do with the question, but I still think it's funny.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Dinosaur cloacas would basically have been a lizard vaganus, where in the males' case, a dick would come out of it. Since they weren't mammals, they wouldn't have a cock and balls swinging around.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

With lot's of Chicken and the Egg jokes, one would assume.

 

[Whatevermancer]

Do you know how elephants mate? I'll just say that the trunk is not the only long, prehensile and muscular organ that a male elephant has.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Did you know there was a homosexual dinosaur known as the Megasaurass?

 

[eatler]

Do you know how elephants mate? I'll just say that the trunk is not the only long, prehensile and muscular organ that a male elephant has.

Do you ever think that elephants give each other in enthusiastic handjobs with their trunks?

 

[Night Crawler]

We don't have any dinosaurs to observe their mating habits so we will never really know. Just a bunch educated guessing.

The closest thing would be birds and reptiles. But we don't have any bird or reptiles that have weights in the tons. The only thing we have close to that is mammals and they aren't really the same.

All we know is that they laid eggs and didn't have live births. They watched over the eggs and took care of the young till they were older.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

you know how female fish lay eggs and then the male comes over and sprays a humongous cloud of jizz everywhere in their general vicinity? it's like that. gallons.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

As a Man of Science, I must conclude my initial question was based on flawed understanding and I should reassess my priors. It seems the concept of dinosaur cock n balls has to be settled first.

 

[Captain Manning]

This is a variation of the joke/question "How do porcupines fuck?"

Answer: Very carefully.

 

[LolRaccoon]

They use a piss-shit-fuck hole

 

[Akashic Retard]

with the same hole they shit and piss out of

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Has anybody considered this? I think it could be of great palaeontological importance.