So have you been caught masturbating - NO MOM I AM PLAYING WITH MY JOYSTICK

[Vlinny-kun]

you must have been an early starter.

I was under the impression that by the time you hit puberty if you have a bad encounter with your mother its your duty to discipline her...

What did he mean by this?

 

[Coffee Druid]

I wonder if it's a lot easier for us ladies to get away with it. Most people focus in on dudes wacking it, not so much of women.

I haven't been caught yet in my many years of practice.

 

[Love Machine]

Surprisingly I have never been caught... At least that I know off....

 

[BrettyBoy]

I remember getting caught by my dad.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Never got caught because I waited until everyone was asleep before waxing the pole like a civilized lad.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Never, I have a detailed schedule of the school caretaker.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

You could always say:

 

[Crankenstein]

Once I had an injury on my inner thigh that required a cream to aid in healing. Whilst applying said cream, someone walked in and thought I was masturbating.
That counts, I think.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

My brother walked into my room and caught me, but I had a blanket on me so he didn't see anything. He looked at me and then walked out and didn't bring it up after.

 

[Duck Fuckem]

Probably.

 

[Count groudon]

Lol who actually jerks off? That requires touching a dick, which is mad gay.

Real men just watch hentai until they ejaculate in their pants

 

[Wraith]

People use their crystal balls to watch me 24/7 anyway, so there's no shame. Look at the 100+ year old man, peepers. LOOOOOOK.