Small autistic bullshit you do

[Nice Comoesta 🔰]

Just those little things yhat have you concerned as to if you REALLY ‘tarded.
Mine is, if I’m at a gas pump, and get a total expense below $20.25, I wanna know what happened the year of my gas expense really bad.
Btw if you look up 1685, wikipedia spits out this banger of a painting so I feel like I win today.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Make geometrical patterns in my head.

 

[Doublefrag]

Posting on Kiwifarms.

 

[Gay Joker]

I would say your mom, but she ain't small.

 

[Elizabeth Bathory]

whenever im eating something i look up the food and read the wikipedia article about it. Did that before going on here.

 

[Aunt Carol]

When I'm solving a crossword puzzle, I also keep track of how contiguous my answers are--are the answers all connected to each other like a Scrabble puzzle, or are there multiple islands of answers? It's nice when they all connect (before solving it when they all do, obviously), and I also note when there are no places where you could put a word that wouldn't connect--everywhere there's at least one cross.

 

[Colress]

listen to music with a sleep mask on and imagine big dumb MVs with my ocs

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

I guess never wearing socks at home. Just doesn't feel right.

 

[Meat Target]

I often buy two of every item I get at the grocery store. I'd rather have too much than run out and have to make another trip.

I guess never wearing socks at home. Just doesn't feel right.

If I have long pants on at home, I will wear boat shoes. I hate it when my pant legs drag on the floor and get frayed.

 

[sedoL]

Racism is not bigotry or whatever fags say it is. It's a survival tactic to make negro begone. Just racist thoughts are enough and they make them dissappear. It's true, try it.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I can't stand odd composite numbers. If the radio volume is 15, it must be changed to 14 or 16.

 

[DankSmoker]

If I have long pants on at home, I will wear boat shoes. I hate it when my pant legs drag on the floor and get frayed.

Wear clothing that fits, dummy.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

I occasionally meows. I don't own a cat

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

If I have long pants on at home, I will wear boat shoes. I hate it when my pant legs drag on the floor and get frayed.

I haven't worn long pants for close to a decade, so I can't say I ever had such a problem.

 

[PositiveMonk]

I pace a lot, the more energy I've got the more I have to pace to burn it off. Especially if I'm overwhelmed.

 

[Elysian]

I fidget by wringing my hands like Lady Macbeth so often that my hands have calluses all over them.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

I punch concrete and metal FOR FUN

 

[General Disarray]

I make acronyms out of phrases I hear.

I think about how I would describe historical events if someone from the cast of "Little House on the Prairie" were to teleport behind me as I load the dishwasher. Then explain what a dishwasher is.

The sugar dispenser must be no less than half full. It really bugs me for some reason.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I think about how I would describe historical events if someone from the cast of "Little House on the Prairie" were to teleport behind me as I load the dishwasher. Then explain what a dishwasher is.

Gotta prep in case you get isekai'd into the past.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I make acronyms out of phrases I hear.

What about making phrases out of three-letter initialisms?

Specifically license plates ahead of you on the highway. Points if it's a real abbreviation e.g. PPN or BTW. More points if you make up an abbreviation that either sounds plausible OR is funny.