Similarities between Donald Trump and CWC - Besides the obvious ones

[Xarpho's Return]

Describes both CWC and Donald Trump:

American from the East Coast
Highly documented individual
Multiple Kiwi Farms threads about him: positive, negative, and neutral, for the last 10+ years
Loves McDonald's
Loved many women
Got away with what he did in 2021
Continuous attempts by crazy people to ruin his life
Sells merch
Trademark clothing item

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

Failed to create a vagina on his cooch

 

[the rat]

You trying to suck his dick, brother? You trying to suck his shriveled orange dick, brother? Why don't you go back to the USPG2 thread and gargle on his ugly small donald dick, brother. Give the orange dick a kiss on the lips, brother. You go and make love to that small dick, egotistical rapist, brother. You go back to the USPG2 thread, give the tiny orange dick with shriveled balls a kiss on the lips and make love to that egotistical rapist, brother.

Listen, brother. Immigrants aren't a problem, brother. Europe is in fact better, brother. You want to know the true problem of America? It's the rich, brother. We need to tax the rich and feed the poor, brother. Our president is like CWC, brother. A total lolcow. We need to laugh at his abnormally small cock, brother. The one you always suckle on like a degenerate. We need to pin him down and showcase his tiny cock to the world, brother. We need to tax his little rich orange cock and make it more like Europe so that we can feed the poor, brother.

Viva la resistance, brother.

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

Both got into feuds with lesbians (CWC with Mary Lee Walsh, Trump with Rosie O'Donnell. )

 

[Lammy]

Both have a hilarious, unique style of speaking and writing

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Overweight
Silly looking hair
Big ego
Put their name on everything they make

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Hey, seriously though, does Trump ever talk about his mom?

 

[Boldizar]

At least Chris didn't (((kiss the wall)))

 

[Gilgachad]

At least Chris didn't (((kiss the wall)))

he kissed his mom's cooter.

 

[Blindeye]

They're both ushering in a new world

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Hey, seriously though, does Trump ever talk about his mom?

He talks about his mom whenever he's talking about the UK committing suicide with mass immigration.

 

[We Are The Witches]

One thinks he's Jesus Christ, the other thinks he was sent by Jesus Christ's father.

 

[ongobongo]

Both grabbed 'em by the pussy.

 

[meager]

Both have a hilarious, unique style of speaking and writing

Reminds me of a post I made months ago.

I’m sure people have mentioned this many times before but he really does speak like Chris Chan. Here’s a Chris quote from the CWCki:
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Notice not only the infamous frequent use of ALL CAPS but also the tendency to Capitalize Way More Words Then Necessary. There’s also the grammatical errors (“despite my creating Record Achievements”???) which are a bit much for the literal U.S. president.

 

[Angry Alt Right Nerd]

One of them prefers older women like his mom, the other one prefers them really young

 

[Billy_Sama!]

With Trump's age, DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

positive

We do not do “positive” on this website. Any Chris Chan thread that is positive? Show us.

Kiwi farms is an inherently negative website. This is a gossip forum, so says the big dog in charge . You simply won’t see &/or find anyone saying anything extremely positive about another human being on this forum.

Even people we majority like, such as “Libs of TikTok” or JK Rowling? We only like what they say. I have never seen someone discuss how much they like they themselves.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

One of them prefers older women like his mom, the other one prefers them really young

Well of course there are differences. One was elected President twice, one wasn't, for starters. But if we want to continue the similarities:

Has a mugshot that's often shared.
Social media -isms that you use on Kiwi Farms and possibly others. (This a TRUE and HONEST fact. Many such cases.)
Father died a while back but was alive in 1998.
You can buy a coin (not legal tender) with his face on it.
Has an estranged relative who hates him, but otherwise would be a nobody if that person wasn't related.