simbi.com - A combination of communism, e-gold, a barter economy, and probably a scam.

[Splendid]

Weel

So it's literally worthless and guaranteed to continue getting more worthless as any value it has disappears to inevitable hyperinflation.

I suppose you can't really be surprised that communist morons literally don't understand money, since that's kind of what being a commie fruitcake entails.

Well, yes, but right now, it's actually overvalued.
Programmers are fucking expensive.

 

[Spelling Bee]

I'm going in, lads.

Some highlights:

Spoiler: They do it for free!

It's not creepy. It's spiritually healing!

This can't go horribly wrong at all.

A future pioneer of monopoly money prostitution?

Each session is valued more than the combined self-worth of my seven boyfriends!

I'll play video games with you fo them monopoly bux mang

It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.

Do they offer support for attack helicopters?

Tumblr echo chamber for hire!

what the fuck

"Are you an archeologist? Because I have a large bone for you to examine"

Re-live the awkwardness of your sex ed classes!

I'll also need your social security number
BONUS:

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe we should hang out shingles on this site. "Will dox your entire family and ruin your life for 1000 simbi." Or whatever.

I think the bees guy is a genius. It'd be funny if he's actually not joking and will actually do that.

 

[Silvana]

"Will dox your entire family and ruin your life for 1000 simbi." Or whatever.

@Dynastia , there's a business proposition here I think you might appreciate...

 

[WonkeyDong]

I'm going in, lads.
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Some highlights:

Spoiler: They do it for free!

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It's not creepy. It's spiritually healing!
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This can't go horribly wrong at all.
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A future pioneer of monopoly money prostitution?
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Each session is valued more than the combined self-worth of my seven boyfriends!
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I'll play video games with you fo them monopoly bux mang
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It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.
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Do they offer support for attack helicopters?
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Tumblr echo chamber for hire!
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what the fuck
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"Are you an archeologist? Because I have a large bone for you to examine"
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Re-live the awkwardness of your sex ed classes!
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I'll also need your social security number
BONUS:
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damn, i always wanted my house filled with bees, brb, or should i say beerbee

that joke was fucking terrible im sorry

 

[WW 635]

I'm going in, lads.
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Some highlights:

Spoiler: They do it for free!

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It's not creepy. It's spiritually healing!
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This can't go horribly wrong at all.
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A future pioneer of monopoly money prostitution?
Ver archivo adjunto 113920
Each session is valued more than the combined self-worth of my seven boyfriends!
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I'll play video games with you fo them monopoly bux mang
Ver archivo adjunto 113928
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.
Ver archivo adjunto 113930
Do they offer support for attack helicopters?
Ver archivo adjunto 113931
Tumblr echo chamber for hire!
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what the fuck
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"Are you an archeologist? Because I have a large bone for you to examine"
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Re-live the awkwardness of your sex ed classes!
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I'll also need your social security number
BONUS:
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I've been in since I found Jamie on there. This place is fucking hilarious. Some of these have to be trolls.

Spoiler: More From Simbi

 

[Wrought]

I think the bees guy is a genius. It'd be funny if he's actually not joking and will actually do that.

Someone asks him to do it as a joke and the next morning they wake up to see their walls covered in wax and larvae

I'm going in, lads.
Ver archivo adjunto 113914
Some highlights:

Spoiler: They do it for free!

Ver archivo adjunto 113925
It's not creepy. It's spiritually healing!
Ver archivo adjunto 113918
This can't go horribly wrong at all.
Ver archivo adjunto 113919
A future pioneer of monopoly money prostitution?
Ver archivo adjunto 113920
Each session is valued more than the combined self-worth of my seven boyfriends!
Ver archivo adjunto 113923
I'll play video games with you fo them monopoly bux mang
Ver archivo adjunto 113928
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.
Ver archivo adjunto 113930
Do they offer support for attack helicopters?
Ver archivo adjunto 113931
Tumblr echo chamber for hire!
Ver archivo adjunto 113933
what the fuck
Ver archivo adjunto 113934
"Are you an archeologist? Because I have a large bone for you to examine"
Ver archivo adjunto 113936
Re-live the awkwardness of your sex ed classes!
Ver archivo adjunto 113937
I'll also need your social security number
BONUS:
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maybe the best start to your revolutionary economy isn't offering a bunch of services ranging from fucking worthless to things that you'd have to pay me to sit through.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

I wonder what would happen if someone tried to use the site for fake human trafficking, or to sell nuclear weapons...

 

[Wrought]

I wonder what would happen if someone tried to use the site for fake human trafficking, or to sell nuclear weapons...

"You give me that nuclear warhead, and I'm gonna give you a back massage..."

 

[Stress Sigh]

Anyone want to try to throw the economy out of wack by fluctuating the prices for mundane things? If we can spam enough services at outrageous prices we can make it super hard to get started in it.

 

[Wrought]

Anyone want to try to throw the economy out of wack by fluctuating the prices for mundane things? If we can spam enough services at outrageous prices we can make it super hard to get started in it.

I'm not sure how you can break an economy that's fundamentally broken but feel free to try

 

[Stress Sigh]

I'm not sure how you can break an economy that's fundamentally broken but feel free to try

Yeah to wreck it it needs to be actually functional or worth shit. Though it would be an interesting experiment if we can monitor how users would respond to steady escalation of pricing in an economy where the currency matters as much as points on Whose Line is it Anyway.

 

[Splendid]

Yeah to wreck it it needs to be actually functional or worth shit. Though it would be an interesting experiment if we can monitor how users would respond to steady escalation of pricing in an economy where the currency matters as much as points on Whose Line is it Anyway.

I've already detailed how it's extremely vulnerable to hyperinflation. You could wipe out everyone's savings very easily with probably about 100 people and a few day's work.

 

[StarvingAutist]

This is what happens when Silicon Valley venture capitalists take ketamine while reading Proudhon.