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Evercade Exp-R Live Review
6/21/2026 [Local Archive]
Rob's newest top paypig D00mailty who is replacing Joe Savage, sent a meth head a gaming system. Rob seethes about Jedite1 (not to be confused with Rob's stepson, Jedite, who Rob photoshopped bullet holes on and claimed was his nephew) and trolls asking him about the "winner" of the Nintendo Switch 2 contest.



  • Coke bloat Rob in his Dad's attic bedroom with barren walls and snack wrappers littering the floor, decides to do a "live review" of a handeld system D00mality sent him. Rob is choosing to do it as a live stream because he's grown even lazier and can't be bothered to organize his thoughts, shoot a review and edit it for mass consumption. Rob has a video essay about The Shining on the TV blaring out as he's streaming. He cannot be left alone in silence.
  • Instead, we get 18 minutes bitching about trolls and how unbothered he is by them and 2 minutes of a review.
  • At the start, Rob lashes out a chat that mentioned Jedite1, an old school youtuber that was making videos around 2007 when Rob was active. Rob is upset because a retired youtuber who only made 10 videos is more fondly remembered than him.
  • He tells the chatter that he fucked their mother in the ass, specifically.
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  • Mattress on the floor with no frame or box spring. Cat food and water bowls 2 feet from the bed. Children's snack wrappers on the floor. Pillow sans pillowcase.
  • On the right side of his mattress, a portable air conditioner, a cat litter box with a fan blowing the toxoplasmosis feces air directly at his head. A discarded box of pizza rolls.
  • Rob gushes over the prospect of a new proprietary hand held system, that plays playstation 1 games and requires you to spend more money on cartridges locked to that platform.
  • Rob tells his fabricated story about the problems he had sending out the Nintendo Switch 2 (never existed) to the winner Slime City (Rob). Notice Rob's eyes darting off to the side the entire time he recounts this story.
  • Rob's fake story: The guy didn't have a permanent mailing address. He didn't trust the people he lived with. "It was this fucking ordeal, it took me fucking forever to send that thing out. Then he wanted me to drive it to him. I'm not doing that. That's fucking psychotic!" What's actually psychotic is having 20 sock accounts, creating a fake giveaway contest over a Switch 2 you don't possess, promising it to your biggest supporter Joe Savage, getting cold feet and calling him a pedophile, only to later award the Switch 2 to your sock account Slime City aka SeymourButtz6969 aka Silent Rob in the end.
  • Rob complains that the trolls jerk off to him and make up stories about him.
  • "I'm too busy living my life. Enjoying my life to give a fuck about anything these people are saying duuude." Followed by "Nothing they're saying is true. I literally I don't care anymore."
  • Rob talks about fucking women specifically in the ass and the women weren't into him. All his trolls are gay.
  • Rob laments how YouTube is removing likes from his videos because they are auditing for legitimate engagement. Self report Rob.
  • "Here tomorrow I'm going to try to do a Megamania stream." 4th time he's said that since his epic sauce deluxe return.
  • I noticed Rob closes out his videos saying "I love you guys." he's attempting Boogie2988 manipulation
  • Gotta go, door dashed McDonalds.
 
All it takes for this guy to derail his whole "review" into a giant seethe session is one comment asking about Jedite? Dude's guard is so up he's chimping out on dents off basically nothing lmao. Also the fan in front of the litterbox is fucked. Dude gets straight cat piss and shit wafted right to his face in his room 24/7 and you know damn well he takes his sweet ass time cleaning that out. Clearly he's winning and living his best life!
 
Rob is probably the only motherfucker who ever even talks about Jedite at all anymore. Guy still bitches about 2007 reviewers like anyone cares. I'm almost half expecting an Irate Gamer rant.


A lot of those old reviewers/ranters made better videos than Rob anyways. Armake, AVGN, Emer Prevost, The Wiiviewer, etc. were all ones I enjoyed way more than Rob.
 
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Rob is probably the only motherfucker who ever even talks about Jedite at all anymore. Guy still bitches about 2007 reviewers like anyone cares. I'm almost half expecting an Irate Gamer rant.


A lot of those old reviewers/ranters made better videos than Rob anyways. Armake, AVGN, Emer Prevost, The Wiiviewer, etc. were all ones I enjoyed way more than Rob.
There is no reason for Rob to be around anymore. I mean that in every sense. He is primarily using his channel as a way to posture that he is a massive success to make Anni and the "trolls" jealous. The trolls in question are former fans that are laughing at a 40 year old man doing mental gymnastics to posture as a successful YouTube legend, when in reality, no one else remembers him. The best part is how he remembers all the little beefs he had in 2007 with other YouTubers at the time, but cannot remember making AI CP of his biggest enemy's child. He does not have the balls to confront anyone directly, despite his claims to be the quickest and funniest YouTuber to ever live.

He lies about Asalieri, but bans any discussion about him. At the same time, Rob constantly brings up Asalieri. Rob calls everyone liars, but does not allow for free discussion on his channel or any questions to be asked about his side without a total meltdown. Since starting YouTube, Rob has manufactured drama and created sock accounts to build false narratives to gain relevancy or attention. How many times will Rob say "someone reported to me?" As if he has informants, reporting to him directly in his Dad's attic bedroom. Rob reads the thread because it's the only autobiography about his gay life that will be written.

His views are drying up. The likes are being audited by YouTube. His comments have been cut down 75% because he had banned anyone that leaves a mild criticism or asks a question about the validity of the Switch 2 contest. He cannot enable monetization on his channel because he knows YouTube will enable stricter moderation on his channel. He won't be able to use it to harass his ex-wife or call supporters pedophiles without it instantly being struck.
 
Even though I was a fan of Rob years ago, this new era is so much better - it's just pointing at and laughing at an insufferable junkie who crashes out practically every day.

And is so retarded he leaves bigger trails than tornadoes when trying to cover his tracks.

Also changing the name of an account to try and hide it must be what they taught in that tech school.
 
Gotta give kudos to Roach once again for peeping the absolute fucked state of this dude's room. Keep in mind that this is still his childhood attic bedroom. Goon slab mattress on the floor, trash everywhere, and the bonus shit box for the cats right next to his bed. Yeah, I'm sure some chick would love to lay on the floor next to cat turds. His room probably reeks of fucking cat piss and shit. This is the "badass mofo who has pussy on speed dial." Lmao.

He truly has no reason left to be here. What, just to talk about some long-gone YTers and relive the glory days? He never had glory days. Dude is delusional.
 
Yeah, I'm sure some chick would love to lay on the floor next to cat turds. His room probably reeks of fucking cat piss and shit. This is the "badass mofo who has pussy on speed dial." Lmao.
Once you get past a certain age, I think around late-20s to 30, women look at that trashy undependable piece of shit kind of guy as completely undesirable and a liability.

The only kind of women he would get with that now are probably half his age and have so much emotional baggage (and fatherless kids) they feel right at home in all the cat piss stank. Or just straight up troons.
 
Once you get past a certain age, I think around late-20s to 30, women look at that trashy undependable piece of shit kind of guy as completely undesirable and a liability.

The only kind of women he would get with that now are probably half his age and have so much emotional baggage (and fatherless kids) they feel right at home in all the cat piss stank. Or just straight up troons.
Shit, I feel bad for anyone who crosses this dude's path in general. Sure, he might be able to access the absolute bottom barrel of thots, but is that really a brag at that point? Dude is an absolute hedonist with no nuance whatsoever.
 
Shit, I feel bad for anyone who crosses this dude's path in general. Sure, he might be able to access the absolute bottom barrel of thots, but is that really a brag at that point? Dude is an absolute hedonist with no nuance whatsoever.
It's what he's always done - brag about women who are absolute lowest common denominator 3/10s who have even more baggage than him.

I guess you could say Bookitty was the best one, but the woman who was with Archfiend. lol
 

6/22/26 -Youtube is Being Weird


Rob had to make a stream for whatever reason announcing he basically cannot access his previous stream about the Evercade handheld. He says he wanted to "tweak it", self reporting that he basically sits in his barren comment sections hiding anybody who says anything that he doesn't like. He then proceeds to say he looks pretty good :story:and gushes about the handheld and how he is now blowing a ton of money on game cartridges for this system that have been free digitally for who knows how long. Wonder how much this stuff will net him down at the pawn shop when he eventually brings it all down there.

Apparently a homie of his has been catfished and scammed out of 10k by somebody pretending to be some woman and Rob goes on a tangent of how you should at least get laid before you give the woman the money. Somebody asks him about some video he made and he rolls out the "I can't remember some of these videos I was on drugs!" cope and likens himself to a rockstar again. Some guy quotes the Bible in his chat and he tells him to quit lmao. The rest is basically just boring game/movie talk really. Apparently the name change was because he saw some other dude with that screenname online and he basically just copied them, and totally not to be the cuck for Anni and/or get her attention.
 
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He then proceeds to say he looks pretty good :story:
Somebody asks him about some video he made and he rolls out the "I can't remember some of these videos I was in drugs!" cope and likens himself to rockstar again.
Well, if his definition of a rockstar is a 40 y.o. burnout who lives in his dad's attic, eats DoorDash all day, and sleeps on a fucking slab on the floor next to shit-filled litter boxes, then I guess he's a rockstar. Rock on, bitches! lol!
 
It was a safe bet to make.
It's just baffling to me that some still view this man as a sympathetic character who doesn't deserve his lolcow status. Poor Rob. It's not like he brought this all on himself by constantly over-sharing and self-reporting. We wouldn't be here laughing our asses off if he just up and disappeared. It's meant to be funny.

That's what I don't get with these Rob white knights who think they have the authority to tell you how to spend your own time. They're so concerned with what you do on a daily basis that they seem to forget they're doing the same exact thing they accuse the "trolls" of doing. And let's be honest, Rob doesn't have trolls in traditional sense. He has ex-fans turned critics and people who just want to watch the dumpster fire.
 
I just need to congratulate Doomality. Once Joe Savage got the guillotine, the path was cleared for you. Now you have the honor of hanging out with a drugged out, internet Z celebrity with 2% of his original audience left. Now it's YOUR time. You get to be a part of this totally cool and not at all sad and pathetic new era of Silent of Rob.
 
That's what I don't get with these Rob white knights who think they have the authority to tell you how to spend your own time. They're so concerned with what you do on a daily basis that they seem to forget they're doing the same exact thing they accuse the "trolls" of doing.
People who do drugs, or are abusive partners, tend to clump together.

That's a bet I'd feel good making.
 
I just need to congratulate Doomality. Once Joe Savage got the guillotine, the path was cleared for you. Now you have the honor of hanging out with a drugged out, internet Z celebrity with 2% of his original audience left. Now it's YOUR time. You get to be a part of this totally cool and not at all sad and pathetic new era of Silent of Rob.
It's only a matter of time before Doomality "wrongs" Rob in some way and he's casted from the circle.
 
It's only a matter of time before Doomality "wrongs" Rob in some way and he's icasted from the circle.
I mean he literally has to avoid talking about basically all the things rob wants to talk about other than games and movies i.e. other old youtubers that aged more gracefully, his wife, his manufactured hate of Asaleri and JKTIM, former fans, his recent giveaway, etc. Dude is walking in a minefield basically anytime he engages with his favorite loser youtuber. He'll fuck up eventually.
 
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