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Thread inspired by this thread and this thread. I hold the original Silent Hill games very near my rotten detr-ack-tor heart, so this should be interesting. Phil's last SH2 playthrough was such a trainwreck I feel this has some potential.
Will do the other streams in a few days when I have time, because much like DSP I'm a ma-choor ad-oolt with a job and a wife, stoopid, and I don't have time.
Dave starts the game by talking about The Medium, which he apparently liked but alottapeepul crapped on it. He also says he hated the ending.
He's already shocked by the controller vibrating. This is going to be a long stream.
"Alottapeepul are complaining because I don't play on console anymore and I have to do this setup whenever I play a new PC game. Like, dood, are you stupid, if I don't do that the game will run at 480p 5 frames per second, right? Okay."
Truly astounding that people would expect you to spend 10 minutes to set up the game before stream.
He spends 5 minutes choosing between Fullscreen, Borderless and Windowed.
"There's no advanced graphic settings? Like, I can't set anything. What the. Where do I set this? This is so stoopid"
You're in the accesibility tab. The top left of the screen says so.
"See wuhhappened? Look. I went borderless and it went to 4k. If I hit fullscreen now it's gonna be screwed up because now I can't alt-tab out of it"
Just know the game hasn't even begun and chat is already handholding him through fucking graphics settings.
"Why can't I get this to be 120 [fps]? This is shit. I want 120 and you're telling me they're not going to allow me to do 120?"
Already bitching and moaning.
He's playing with DLSS at 1080p for some reason. Don't know why, maybe he just likes all games looking sludgy and filled with artifacts. I have a build similar to Dave performance-wise and I can easily do 1440p60 with no upscaling, but what the hell do I know, I'm no valedictorian.
"Wuh? Panini projection? Huhuhuhuhu. Like a panini sandwich?"
Quick beg/shoutout break after 15 minutes of fucking with settings.
Dent: "Please play Silent Hill 2 on hard." "Uhhh, it hasn't even asked me for difficulty yet, and I don't even know what the game's gonna be. Why are you asking me to play on hard before I even know what the fuck the game is, stop with that bullshit right now. Seriously, it's fucking annoying. Making demands before I even know what the game is"
He got a whale anonymous 100$ tip and hit his beg tip. I am currently felted beyond what anyone considered possible.
20 minutes in the stream, new game has yet to be hit.
Of course he's picking normal/normal even though he played Silent Hill 2 twice now. You might remember the legendary hard playthrough.
"What the hell is James's mask? Wut da! What is going ahnn!"
We're finally starting the game.
"Uhh, I can already tell you this isn't 120 or 60 FPS"
Riveting.
Silent Hill fan Dave's takeaway from the Mary monologue: "It sounds like she died and now she's stuck in Silent Hill"
The first thing he does after getting control is trying to enter the women's bathroom "It's 2024, I can still use that"
"Isn't it true that in Silent Hill games insignificant things in the environment can actually be very meaningful?"
Shocking.
Phil goes straight to the bathroom and spends 5 minutes making poop and dick jokes.
He spends another 5-10 minutes not even entering the forest, just oogling at random props in the starting area. It could be more, it could be less. Time has no meaning when watching Dave's boring ass stream.
"It would be cool if you could open the trunk. I'm not going to spoil, but later on I'm going to tell you what some theories are."
I'm pretty sure some Team Silent guys confirmed James does actually have Mary's corpse in the trunk. I sure wonder why you can't just open the trunk and spoil the entire game. Masahiro Ito confirmed Mary's body is in the backseat, not in the trunk. Oops.
"Would you go back to playing Silent Hill 4 some day? Yes, I would"
Spare me, God.
Phil's first reaction to seeing Angela: "[mimicking her] Uhuhuh I just pooped!!". Ma-choor streamer.
Phil forgot James's name.
"This is really interesting, I don't remember these characters" SH2 has 5 characters.
Skipping over Dave stumbling through the graveyard and checking every single prop for some reason.
He's singing now. Kill me already.
He made it to the ranch. Sadly, the Comic Sans sign is gone.
Quick call to action/beg break.
He finally got to the town and got the map.
"Uhnn, what is that? I was going to say blood but it looks like someone took a shit. Awww, that's disgusting!"
Scat reference #951.
"Once again you just can't go there because they blah-cked it and James is too dumb to pass a sign that says don't go there"
You'd think he never played a videogame before.
"Let's follow that trail of blood or turds or whatever it is"
He instantly gets sidetracked and starts reading every license plate.
"I found the first mistake. Let this be the first of many that I note. It has a neighbourhood cafe sign in front of a mexican restaurant"
We're already nitpicking, great. Also, Gonzales Restaurant can only mean a mexican restaurant for Dave.
"It's just so weird there's no vermin inside Silent Hill" I guess it's weird when you're so used to living like a pig.
He finally finds the first monster. The first thing he does after the cutscene is trying to run away from the enemy. Of course, he actually runs towards it. Coincidentally, this is what the game actually wants you to do.
He does everything in his power to delay progressing in the game as much as possible. It's incredible, really.
"Who leaves tools outside? To be honest, if it was where I live, that shit would be stolen right away. We have so much crime where I live"
He's been playing for almost one hour before getting to the first fight.
Quick beg/call to action break between splitting the parts. He made 236$ in tips and super chats (so far) but now we're begging for members, I guess.
He finds the first Health Drink and mentions Prime and Mr. Beast for some reason. *insert clip of "I'm jealous of the guy!" here.
He's now going full clown mode while fighting the first enemy and making weird moaning sounds. He's making Eddie look well-adjusted by comparision.
(talking about the wooden plank) "Wait a minute, where does he put it? Let's watch. What da fuuk? He put it in his pocket? He puts that giant thing in his pocket?"
It's almost like watching a caveman play a videogame for the first time ever.
"Nice, a syringe! Excellent. That's what every kid needs, a nice syringe. The new MrBeast Syring-ies. No, he'd call it the happy stickies"
"The dumpster is actually identical, look, it's exactly the same as the other dumpster. They probably figured noone is going to look for the detail in the dumpster." I wonder what could've gave the devs that idea. It's almost like most people don't examine and nitpick each and every prop. "But it's all intended, of course, it's all part of the plahht, right?"
"Someone tipped me 1$ and said someone's going to send Logan Paul the clip of you saying that about Prime. Logan Paul can kiss my fucking ass, Prime energy drink sucks and I can say it as much as I want and kids shouldn't drink it. There you go. Ack-ack-ack". Logan Paul and MrBeast are going to lose sleep over being felted by the King.
He's still making retarded comments about lunchlys and ackacking at the game.
Now he's autistically breaking every window of every car in the area.
He keeps mentioning that killing enemies leads to a worse ending. I don't know where he got this idea, but he's wrong.
He almost dies to the second enemy in the game.
He keeps mashing stomp on every enemy corpse after he kills them for whatever reason. Probably just SF6 muscle memory.
He uses 2 Health Drinks when fighting the 2 enemies.
"Again??? Anutha one came in, where'd he come from?" The window.
"Again, welcome to the neighbourhood cafe, they've reused that sign again."
Another call to action/beg break.
"I guess we gotta go to Neely's, there's not much else we can do". No shit. That is what the game told you to do before you started examining every single prop on the map.
Yet another dick joke is made. Somewhere another angel loses it's wings.
The combat is already starting to frustrate Dave, I'm sure he'll moan and bitch about it in a couple of episodes when the game throws more enemies at him in more cramped areas. Even when he's in pretty big areas he takes at least a hit (and heals) after every single combat encounter.
(while walking past enemies) "No. Do not engage. It's just like a troll, do not engage."
I really don't know why he keeps insisting on checking out all the side buildings instead of going where the game tells him to go. Most of them just have healing stuff (which he wastes by getting hit in every combat encounter) and worldbuilding/lore. It's not like he gives a shit about that stuff.
Almost 2 hours to make it to Neely's bar. At this pace, he might finish the playthrough in a couple of months.
Splitting part, quick beg break.
He manages to solve the disc puzzle, somehow. He then asks chat to handhold him through finding a code he thinks he missed for a lock he found earlier.
He looks at Mary's letter and picture again. If the remake has the same ending criteria as the original game, he already managed to lock himself out of the Maria ending. Not like it matters, we all know women scare Dave. For context, in his last playthrough, he got the In Water ending.
"When did I get the map of the west side of South Vale? When did I get that? I'm so confused, when did I get that?"
He finally gets the apartments key. He almost dies in the following combat encounter several times.
He gets in the apartments and finds the first puzzle which is tied with a poem. Of course, he instantly goes clown mode while reading the poem.
"Now wait a minute, do I have to take back my compliment from the beggining of the playthrough when the mirror had a reflection? Whuhappen here? I didn't reduce any graphics and now this mirror has no reflection? Iunno whushappenin, I'm very dissappointed."
The mirror still has a reflection, it's just dirty. You can interpret this as James slowly losing himself in the town. You'd think Mr. "insignificant things in the environment can actually be very meaningful" would've figured that out, especially considering he played Silent Hill before.
Sidenote, Bloober and Akira Yamaoka really killed it with the sound design. The remake has a bunch of weak points and some stuff I outright hate but the sound is immaculate (aside from the new voice acting)
Dave finds the flashlight and gets jumpscared by a mannequin. The game points out that there's something up the clothes on the mannequin he found the flashlight on. James literally says "...These clothes...". Of course, Dave can't put two and two together and doesn't figure out that they're actually Mary's clothes, even though he looked at her picture twice or three times now.
A dent points out they're Mary's clothes, he retorts with "Wrong, he would've said that. Absolutely wrong."
"I'm surprised we're over 2 and a half hours in and we haven't had the shift into the Silent Hill 2 version of the world". First off, it's called the Otherworld, not the Silent Hill 2 version of the world. Second, this would've happened if you didn't insist on checking every single prop in the world. It speaks volumes when you're two and a half hours in the game and barely just made it to the apartments.
He goes to the courtyard, says the fog is smoke and takes a jab at RTU. "He's too puss to smoke, he has to take gummies.". DrugSydePhil.
He reads an article about Walter Sullivan, which goes over his head entirely. Someone in chat points out he's the antagonist in Silent Hill 4, Dave says his name "sounded familiar".As far as I know he never played SH4.
He gets to the first Laura cutscene, after which he mutters something about "gonna give you discipline"
"They let their kid draw on the wall? Whuut? Uhhhhh... That's not just paper that you can erase it from, or hang on the fridge, it's there permanently unless you scrub the wall down. Why would they allow their kid to do that?" The concept of parents loving their kid and letting their child do child things evades Dave. "I wasn't ever going to do when I was a kid, man, let me tell you. Oh no. I would've gotten a right whooping if I did that."
Rant about his office being too hawt and him being too overheated. According to RawPhil, it's 70 in Renton.
Another quick beg break. 10 minutes left of the stream. The pain is almost over.
Chat has to spell out the OG SH2 callback/reference about the clock puzzle for Phil to get it.
He finds Pyramidhead and goes into clown mode.
He suggests "pissing on Pyramidhead" and saying "I heard yo' momma blew the whole neighbourhood hurhurhurhur"
Another rant about crime rates being high in Seattle triggered by seeing a shopping cart in an apartment.
He finally gets the handgun, the first thing he does with it is shoot it at nothing by fat fingering his controller.
He ends off the stream by moaning about not getting enough likes but calls it a "good stream". I wonder why (238$ King's Coffers, btw)
He's already shocked by the controller vibrating. This is going to be a long stream.
"Alottapeepul are complaining because I don't play on console anymore and I have to do this setup whenever I play a new PC game. Like, dood, are you stupid, if I don't do that the game will run at 480p 5 frames per second, right? Okay."
Truly astounding that people would expect you to spend 10 minutes to set up the game before stream.
He spends 5 minutes choosing between Fullscreen, Borderless and Windowed.
"There's no advanced graphic settings? Like, I can't set anything. What the. Where do I set this? This is so stoopid"
You're in the accesibility tab. The top left of the screen says so.
"See wuhhappened? Look. I went borderless and it went to 4k. If I hit fullscreen now it's gonna be screwed up because now I can't alt-tab out of it"
Just know the game hasn't even begun and chat is already handholding him through fucking graphics settings.
"Why can't I get this to be 120 [fps]? This is shit. I want 120 and you're telling me they're not going to allow me to do 120?"
Already bitching and moaning.
He's playing with DLSS at 1080p for some reason. Don't know why, maybe he just likes all games looking sludgy and filled with artifacts. I have a build similar to Dave performance-wise and I can easily do 1440p60 with no upscaling, but what the hell do I know, I'm no valedictorian.
"Wuh? Panini projection? Huhuhuhuhu. Like a panini sandwich?"
Quick beg/shoutout break after 15 minutes of fucking with settings.
Dent: "Please play Silent Hill 2 on hard." "Uhhh, it hasn't even asked me for difficulty yet, and I don't even know what the game's gonna be. Why are you asking me to play on hard before I even know what the fuck the game is, stop with that bullshit right now. Seriously, it's fucking annoying. Making demands before I even know what the game is"
He got a whale anonymous 100$ tip and hit his beg tip. I am currently felted beyond what anyone considered possible.
20 minutes in the stream, new game has yet to be hit.
Of course he's picking normal/normal even though he played Silent Hill 2 twice now. You might remember the legendary hard playthrough.
"What the hell is James's mask? Wut da! What is going ahnn!"
We're finally starting the game.
"Uhh, I can already tell you this isn't 120 or 60 FPS"
Riveting.
Silent Hill fan Dave's takeaway from the Mary monologue: "It sounds like she died and now she's stuck in Silent Hill"
The first thing he does after getting control is trying to enter the women's bathroom "It's 2024, I can still use that"
"Isn't it true that in Silent Hill games insignificant things in the environment can actually be very meaningful?"
Shocking.
Phil goes straight to the bathroom and spends 5 minutes making poop and dick jokes.
He spends another 5-10 minutes not even entering the forest, just oogling at random props in the starting area. It could be more, it could be less. Time has no meaning when watching Dave's boring ass stream.
"It would be cool if you could open the trunk. I'm not going to spoil, but later on I'm going to tell you what some theories are."
"Would you go back to playing Silent Hill 4 some day? Yes, I would"
Spare me, God.
Phil's first reaction to seeing Angela: "[mimicking her] Uhuhuh I just pooped!!". Ma-choor streamer.
Phil forgot James's name.
"This is really interesting, I don't remember these characters" SH2 has 5 characters.
Skipping over Dave stumbling through the graveyard and checking every single prop for some reason.
He's singing now. Kill me already.
He made it to the ranch. Sadly, the Comic Sans sign is gone.
Quick call to action/beg break.
He finally got to the town and got the map.
"Uhnn, what is that? I was going to say blood but it looks like someone took a shit. Awww, that's disgusting!"
Scat reference #951.
"Once again you just can't go there because they blah-cked it and James is too dumb to pass a sign that says don't go there"
You'd think he never played a videogame before.
"Let's follow that trail of blood or turds or whatever it is"
He instantly gets sidetracked and starts reading every license plate.
"I found the first mistake. Let this be the first of many that I note. It has a neighbourhood cafe sign in front of a mexican restaurant"
We're already nitpicking, great. Also, Gonzales Restaurant can only mean a mexican restaurant for Dave.
"It's just so weird there's no vermin inside Silent Hill" I guess it's weird when you're so used to living like a pig.
He finally finds the first monster. The first thing he does after the cutscene is trying to run away from the enemy. Of course, he actually runs towards it. Coincidentally, this is what the game actually wants you to do.
He does everything in his power to delay progressing in the game as much as possible. It's incredible, really.
"Who leaves tools outside? To be honest, if it was where I live, that shit would be stolen right away. We have so much crime where I live"
He's been playing for almost one hour before getting to the first fight.
Quick beg/call to action break between splitting the parts. He made 236$ in tips and super chats (so far) but now we're begging for members, I guess.
He finds the first Health Drink and mentions Prime and Mr. Beast for some reason. *insert clip of "I'm jealous of the guy!" here.
He's now going full clown mode while fighting the first enemy and making weird moaning sounds. He's making Eddie look well-adjusted by comparision.
(talking about the wooden plank) "Wait a minute, where does he put it? Let's watch. What da fuuk? He put it in his pocket? He puts that giant thing in his pocket?"
It's almost like watching a caveman play a videogame for the first time ever.
"Nice, a syringe! Excellent. That's what every kid needs, a nice syringe. The new MrBeast Syring-ies. No, he'd call it the happy stickies"
"The dumpster is actually identical, look, it's exactly the same as the other dumpster. They probably figured noone is going to look for the detail in the dumpster." I wonder what could've gave the devs that idea. It's almost like most people don't examine and nitpick each and every prop. "But it's all intended, of course, it's all part of the plahht, right?"
"Someone tipped me 1$ and said someone's going to send Logan Paul the clip of you saying that about Prime. Logan Paul can kiss my fucking ass, Prime energy drink sucks and I can say it as much as I want and kids shouldn't drink it. There you go. Ack-ack-ack". Logan Paul and MrBeast are going to lose sleep over being felted by the King.
He's still making retarded comments about lunchlys and ackacking at the game.
Now he's autistically breaking every window of every car in the area.
He keeps mentioning that killing enemies leads to a worse ending. I don't know where he got this idea, but he's wrong.
He almost dies to the second enemy in the game.
He keeps mashing stomp on every enemy corpse after he kills them for whatever reason. Probably just SF6 muscle memory.
He uses 2 Health Drinks when fighting the 2 enemies.
"Again??? Anutha one came in, where'd he come from?" The window.
"Again, welcome to the neighbourhood cafe, they've reused that sign again."
Another call to action/beg break.
"I guess we gotta go to Neely's, there's not much else we can do". No shit. That is what the game told you to do before you started examining every single prop on the map.
Yet another dick joke is made. Somewhere another angel loses it's wings.
The combat is already starting to frustrate Dave, I'm sure he'll moan and bitch about it in a couple of episodes when the game throws more enemies at him in more cramped areas. Even when he's in pretty big areas he takes at least a hit (and heals) after every single combat encounter.
(while walking past enemies) "No. Do not engage. It's just like a troll, do not engage."
I really don't know why he keeps insisting on checking out all the side buildings instead of going where the game tells him to go. Most of them just have healing stuff (which he wastes by getting hit in every combat encounter) and worldbuilding/lore. It's not like he gives a shit about that stuff.
Almost 2 hours to make it to Neely's bar. At this pace, he might finish the playthrough in a couple of months.
Splitting part, quick beg break.
He manages to solve the disc puzzle, somehow. He then asks chat to handhold him through finding a code he thinks he missed for a lock he found earlier.
He looks at Mary's letter and picture again. If the remake has the same ending criteria as the original game, he already managed to lock himself out of the Maria ending. Not like it matters, we all know women scare Dave. For context, in his last playthrough, he got the In Water ending.
"When did I get the map of the west side of South Vale? When did I get that? I'm so confused, when did I get that?"
He finally gets the apartments key. He almost dies in the following combat encounter several times.
He gets in the apartments and finds the first puzzle which is tied with a poem. Of course, he instantly goes clown mode while reading the poem.
"Now wait a minute, do I have to take back my compliment from the beggining of the playthrough when the mirror had a reflection? Whuhappen here? I didn't reduce any graphics and now this mirror has no reflection? Iunno whushappenin, I'm very dissappointed."
The mirror still has a reflection, it's just dirty. You can interpret this as James slowly losing himself in the town. You'd think Mr. "insignificant things in the environment can actually be very meaningful" would've figured that out, especially considering he played Silent Hill before.
Sidenote, Bloober and Akira Yamaoka really killed it with the sound design. The remake has a bunch of weak points and some stuff I outright hate but the sound is immaculate (aside from the new voice acting)
Dave finds the flashlight and gets jumpscared by a mannequin. The game points out that there's something up the clothes on the mannequin he found the flashlight on. James literally says "...These clothes...". Of course, Dave can't put two and two together and doesn't figure out that they're actually Mary's clothes, even though he looked at her picture twice or three times now.
A dent points out they're Mary's clothes, he retorts with "Wrong, he would've said that. Absolutely wrong."
"I'm surprised we're over 2 and a half hours in and we haven't had the shift into the Silent Hill 2 version of the world". First off, it's called the Otherworld, not the Silent Hill 2 version of the world. Second, this would've happened if you didn't insist on checking every single prop in the world. It speaks volumes when you're two and a half hours in the game and barely just made it to the apartments.
He goes to the courtyard, says the fog is smoke and takes a jab at RTU. "He's too puss to smoke, he has to take gummies.". DrugSydePhil.
He reads an article about Walter Sullivan, which goes over his head entirely. Someone in chat points out he's the antagonist in Silent Hill 4, Dave says his name "sounded familiar".
He gets to the first Laura cutscene, after which he mutters something about "gonna give you discipline"
"They let their kid draw on the wall? Whuut? Uhhhhh... That's not just paper that you can erase it from, or hang on the fridge, it's there permanently unless you scrub the wall down. Why would they allow their kid to do that?" The concept of parents loving their kid and letting their child do child things evades Dave. "I wasn't ever going to do when I was a kid, man, let me tell you. Oh no. I would've gotten a right whooping if I did that."
Rant about his office being too hawt and him being too overheated. According to RawPhil, it's 70 in Renton.
Another quick beg break. 10 minutes left of the stream. The pain is almost over.
Chat has to spell out the OG SH2 callback/reference about the clock puzzle for Phil to get it.
He finds Pyramidhead and goes into clown mode.
He suggests "pissing on Pyramidhead" and saying "I heard yo' momma blew the whole neighbourhood hurhurhurhur"
Another rant about crime rates being high in Seattle triggered by seeing a shopping cart in an apartment.
He finally gets the handgun, the first thing he does with it is shoot it at nothing by fat fingering his controller.
He ends off the stream by moaning about not getting enough likes but calls it a "good stream". I wonder why (238$ King's Coffers, btw)
Will do the other streams in a few days when I have time, because much like DSP I'm a ma-choor ad-oolt with a job and a wife, stoopid, and I don't have time.
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